I have killed you 😉

D&G jeans are only worn by metrosexuals.
What are the sex meters? Uncomfortable, through the holes will fall out.

Fly_Mouse

Comment on the photo from the series entitled "Glamour for fools":

The horizon is on the floor, frog!!!by 1111

What is the name of those who write the virus?
The Peders)

The first is a mystery. There is an elevator in the 12th floor house. On the first floor only 2 people live, from floor to floor the number of residents is doubled. Which button in the elevator in this house is pressed the most?
The second floor?
Exit or Entrance?
Fourth: I am more concerned that there are 4,096 people living on the last floor...

I’m good when I eat or sleep.
I like to eat and sleep.
AksiomA: So I like to be kind.
Aksioma: So I am good!
Sokrates is defeated!

ARMaDon: Tell me, all the animes are so frozen or your brother’s electricity?))

SaikaTS: What happened?and :)

ARMaDon: Yes, a couple of days ago we were at your country and we talked about the real effectiveness of the Surikens in battle.

Issues of Issues (7)))

ARMaDon: Overall, he stated that he could break through the door in the warehouse with a surricane. We fought for beer. This psychic entered the warehouse and closed the door, a few seconds later, along with the door, the canalization lock O_o

ARMaDon: And he said that the Russian surikens can also subdue tanks)))

Saikats: ^_^

From the tape:
A drunk passenger of the flight "Simferopol-Yekaterinburg" made a debush in the air and broke the arm of the flight attendant, throwing in him a litre bottle of alcohol, the steward also received a brain shake. During the flight, the passenger drank alcoholic beverages, did not respond to the observations of the boarding guards and repeatedly tried to get out of the plane at an altitude of 10 thousand meters, because he thought he was in the bus.

Kopanda: I escaped from my cage today. 2 times.
Kopanda: Both times I haven’t seen him do it, and I still don’t understand how he did it.
Kopanda: the second time she took into account past mistakes and hid from me much more successfully, and in the end even bitten
Masha 18: What a lovely :) I love the harks :)
Nice city, you translated the topic.

I realized that I have no future with the guy, after his phrase-of all Russian rock I only listen to Leps

xxx: :-) I have the RME certificate by the temptation
yyy: I know it :)
I have a girlfriend :)

A website for cooking:

A rabbit in beer with olives
Main ingredient: Bird o_o

A rabbit with beer, a proud bird.

The cry of a man’s soul:

Sex with a woman with a height of 160-165 cm - the feeling that you fuck her;

Sex with a woman 170-175 cm tall - the feeling that you fuck with her;

Having sex with a woman 180 and above is the feeling that you are fucking about her.

Answer by mail.ru
XX: Why pressing your chest and licking your nipples with your tongue, your legs automatically move? What connection?
UUU: Apparently, we are talking about the fluid transfer system from the upper part of the body to the hydraulic drive system of the lower limbs. Typically, this process is associated with excessive release of lubricant for further possible reversal movements in the lower cylinders.

XXX: well fuck, breasts are not the main thing
YYY: Well it begins
XXX:...yet they must be attached to a beautiful body
YYY: Listen, well, what if with a beautiful body and 4 sized breasts she is dumb? Doing with her?
XXX is fucking
XXX: and then break up

I slept in bed with my husband after a long day of work. They were so tired of what they had just told each other. I put my husband’s hand under the blanket so that he can embrace me. And he is so instinctively me for the title - cap! I say :
You said you were tired, right?
It’s not me, it’s Java script.

Wins is fucking! I left the communicator somewhere, I can't find it.)
Slava: NTS, black is like that?
Wins: Yes
What is HD2?
Wins : Yes!
Slava: A small scratch on the back cover?
Wins : Yes! Yes!
Slava: with a flash drive on 16G, and on it photos of the cat and software installers?
Wins: DADADADADADADA!!!!! to
Slava: You probably fucked him in the park when we were drinking beer on the bench.

The century of technology, sent letters to friends to the army, and they scream calls from mobile phones and say "everything has gone, we sent you too".

Chci: Polinka yesterday burned) persuaded her to play in quaku.. play-play, suddenly put a pause and in the bathroom broke. I think I need a man. returns, I look - she cut her long nails - says playing interfere)
Getting Married XD

"Re: We have nothing more to say!"

Miga: This is a difficult salad, but delicious. Layers: fish from canned foods, walnuts, potatoes through straw, cooked proteins...

The poor whites... (

Miga: don't be afraid, I don't volume your whites))) Greek nuts are enough for everyone ;-)

Miga is waiting! O_O