<oXanka>: You know, I thought: because they say: "friendship between a guy and a girl doesn’t exist" and "female friendship doesn’t exist" And with whom should I be friends?and (

I go for a couple, but very slowly. It looks like I’m sitting.

Whoever wakes up early, comes to the first pair.

Will you go to the theater?
Zenmin: What is it?
Alm: You’re in a suit and in a tie sitting in a chair, shaved and with clean nails. People walk on stage and talk.
ZenMin: Tifu, what a wildness

xxx: I asked the guy to catch the bullshit, and he fool took and on two nodes hanged. :D
Yyy: Judging by your spelling, you’re not wearing it yet.

Today I let a stranger smoke on the street, and I didn’t have a fire. It feels like I didn’t get up in bed with her.

Yesterday I poisoned a fish.

YYY: for what? OOO

XXX: They are swimming

YYY: Really...

The story is immediately remembered, as at some military airfield there was a day of open doors for close relatives of pilots, the wife of one of the pilots came, she was placed in the cockpit of the fighter. She said to her husband, “Wash, do you have so many hours?” and :)

writes a friend from the army: "...I do not observe here all the psychotypes that I counted on..."

Did you get married to Annika?
Well yes, and what?
So the same half of the area was wiped out :)
Thousands of men cannot be mistaken.

The tram was stolen in the city.
YYY: Together with the passengers?
XXX is no. Last or preliminary flight. The tram apparently stood at the end, a woman entered it and went to her stop, left the tram and went home.

The roof has gone.
This is a personal affair with the roof.

c) Firefly

All, I went to read) I am a sour lady) It is time for me to go deep into the book))) When there is no other deepening)

by Zoe! We remember you! I know you are watching us from the high moderator sunshine!

XXX: Fuck, when did I cut off yesterday?
YYY: then when you with the words "alcohol of the same origin can be mixed" poured half a bottle of whiskey in half a glass of beer

Thirty Years (22 years):
Hi dear Wau!
The current wife of ZZZ. Do you know such? and ;-)
I know that you are closely and regularly communicating with him, corresponding, calling... I suppose he is still indifferent to you. I am right? If so, I have a big request for you.
Please bring it back to you, I ask you very much. The man is, in principle, good, interesting, but I have no strength to tolerate his weirdnesses, stumblings, discomforts, and now also constant drunkenness with the roof, horrendous multi-day mocking and bullying.
I would love to let him go to you, especially because zzz is very interested in Peter.
Maybe you can deal with him...

Wau (42 years old, ex-wife of zzz):
Dear young user!
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I live in a multi-apartment house. I woke up in the morning from the shouts. As usual, in the courtyard, a guy and a girl were finding out the relationship. You can imagine what selection mat shattered the walls of houses. But the girl’s phrase at the end of their talk just killed me: “You don’t see that I’m dressed – I’m educated!”

by Habr

Soon you will have to look for underground forums, with proven people, where you can fearlessly send each other.
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There is no tail?
Apparently everything is clean.
Go naked then.
- Same sauce fox, the pudding is rotten.
So far, I was glad to see you.
Oh, let’s not go missing.

At 5 a.m., the brain is already asleep. My friend and I.
Do you have a king of wood? I can’t find it anywhere, all the shops are closed.
Egg – what is it? I haven’t heard of it, I’ve been out for a long time.
I don’t care, maybe the old one.
In the sense of old? A book of what?
What a book, I’m trying to tame, I don’t have CDR to open.
You are a fool, you can’t immediately write that you need COREL DRAW. I still think the most important thing - what is the movie so strange "King of wood"
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Yaya - well I think you can "Urfin Juice and his wooden soldiers" need, I just forgot what it is called))))
I just killed... I just killed...

An old friend remotely diagnoses the breakdown of his friend's car by phone:
So, let’s open the security block.
- Khe-heheeh, mda
What made you so confused?
Do you see, my dear! In our office, the block of safeguards after the recent squeezing of tolerance and cultural Russian was called the CPC with a hammered guard. But the old "camarca with the glandons" had to be turned off, because rumors reached the chief of the guard and he began to complain.)))