xxx: I would be upset being with 3 idiots in the same car, you can get anything else.
For example, the crazy

Stop drinking! It is cool! Today, in the company, someone will buy beer (vodka, wine...) and offer you, and you say loudly, “No!” I will not!" No matter the holiday! Reject it! stand out! Let them say: "We will get more!" and so on. Then you will be equal. You will make millions! and you! No one but you!

Today I decided to play the Belarusian lottery. The treasurer and her friend long persuaded me to take it for today’s edition, saying: “You will surely win, one hundred percent!”and "
xxx: "If you win, each one a chocolate!"
I won... 2500 bel. rub. The lottery costs 4000 rubles. I need two chocolates.
That’s always the case (((

A non-smoking room is like a trail in a swimming pool.

I think in a hundred years, demotivators will be studying as an art that reflects an era.

I try to read a book.
The heroine hangs in a cave, tied with handcuffs... waiting for a painful death. The hero cries out: “Your eyes! What about your eyes... Look in your eyes!"
The authors were crazy... (c) Aglaia

How did you know that you were created for each other?
YYY: Once I called her to myself, I thought fucking. He was thoroughly prepared for this. And here we sit in a romantic setting and watch porn. A tense moment on the screen, I gently embrace her. She turns to me with such a relaxed look, and says...
yyy: What a great music (meaning in porn).
XXX, and what about you?
YYY: And here I understand that music is really great. Then we danced under her slowly, not paying attention to the sounds of the crawling girl, who was watched by three men.

Deadly Desire:
I am lying in the bathroom, and behind the wall the boy has been throwing in his throat for 30 minutes:"Bring a bag of clothes!".

Do you want to quit a girl after sex?
XXX: You are
xxx: I don't even delete porn after watching)

Dialogue with a Girl (D) In the ASK
D. I am bored
- Come to Me
D. What will we do?
I'm playing with hamsters
Will we take the cheek?

My granddaughter asked a friend in class:
What is the name of our President?
Dmitry Medvedevich Putin.

We did this!! The aircraft of Lufthansa will be called "Stalingrad", the official results are already known. Congratulations friends 😉

Because we should celebrate Valentine’s Day, not Valentine’s Day.

to this:

to this:

Tell me, please, without rushing to the dirtyest details, how can you push something over the virgin plume without damaging it?

There is a hole in the virgin shell, not so big that the member passes through it without interference, but enough for tampons, gynecologist materials, etc.
How does your monthly out of the girl? like a copperfield-through the shaft, what?
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Was Copperfield going through the straw? O_O

C is :
There is a terribly grown little squirrel near my office. There is well - through the leaves of the trees the rays of the sun penetrate, in the middle there is a lonely bench and, surprisingly, it is almost not ashamed. Usually during the lunch break after meals I spend 15-20 minutes there with a siesta with a bottle of ayran in my hand.
On Tuesday of this week, I again moved there after eating - the bench was loved by a couple - a boy and a defach from the force of 14, but already Ibuzzo. Apparently on Tuesday I had a crack of cynicism and I passed through this action, resenting myself that I will not have a siesta on that day.
Today, by habit, I go there with the same steady bottle of Airan - the bench is busy - the defach sitting on the bench (the same) makes the boy (the same) go by. I did not endure.

The mezzanine:
Almost the center of SPb, an abandoned and grown-up square on the street of Red Textilists. In the center of the square is a bench, sitting on which a 14-year-old defacker makes a mit a 14-year-old boy. And here, because of the nearest bush, a 30+-year-old muzhig in a 500-dollar black suit pops up and, raising his hands to the sun, wildly cries "Previeweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!!!and "

Judging by the wild cry of the boy’s response, defacka was very scared.

by Zy. I feel a puddle and a hatred - the defach is frigid for the rest of my life, the boy will hardly get up (if there is anything left of it) ZZY. But no one else will be in my squirrel during my lunch break.

The CMU smiled.

It was 4 years ago. My mother-in-law (a dedicated mother and grandmother) was preparing breakfast for my younger son and his grandson (at that time he was 10 years old). Well, at the same time, he says, “I’m taking care of you, I’m taking care of you and everything in that spirit. Nefart said to his grandmother, “And I will make a funeral for you, grandmother, when I grow up.

xxx:Those who do not remove porn from comp after viewing are usually irreparable romance. =) is

by JJ:

I met a young, married Jewish woman, aged 26. We met and liked.
I come for her for the next meeting, dinner and come to the common opinion that we should go to bed - both want to.

Suddenly she invites me home. He says it is comfortable. The devil agreed to me.
We go. I hear her phone ring.
She said, “Yes, yes mom. Do not worry. A decent man. very good. No no no no. He will not hurt me, Mom.
and so on.

I am in shock, I am alert, but I go, I am silent.

The call again.
She said, “Yes, Misha. Do not worry. A decent man. very good. No no no no. He won’t hurt me, Misha.
and so on.

He puts the phone and explains, “My husband has called.

And then I can’t stand it and ask, “What fucking thing is going on?”! to

She explains:
You can see, Andrew. I was changed by my husband Misha and according to our Jewish laws we either get divorced or the rabbi gives me permission to betray too.
This is what he gave me.
We all selected you on the Dating Site.

POLI: How will mass shootings be in German?
POLI: or just shooting
See also: HS
Sana: look at the translator in the innet
Sana: Are you writing a plan to capture the world?
POLI: Yes
POLI: things for tomorrow

No one has noticed that +5 in the spring is somehow warmer and more pleasant than +5 in the autumn?