XXX: the mine was invented by the mermaids
Mines invented by the fishermen who caught the mermaid
Morphine: and we seeded polyethylene with pimples in liquid nitrogen
The vampire : )
ArtfulVampires: Oloshenk
Morphine: then you get him and he begins to crazy, crazy burst.
Morphine: with characteristic sound
Prep on the tape:
The Americans made the satellites, launched them, at the end of the SAC (Active Existence Period) made others to replace them. And faced with such a problem - the old continue to work and do not want to fail, and the new satellites are forced to lie in the warehouse. We have no such problem...
Two years ago, a 5-year-old boy was arrested at Seattle airport, whose name coincided with the name of a terrorist on the'minor' list, which was made up in 2004 by the FBI. The airport security service interrupted the family’s luggage in search of weapons and prevented them from approaching the mother’s child. It is difficult to convey in words all the feelings experienced by the parents, and the baby himself during what happened. But fortunately, it all worked out, they understood that a five-year-old child cannot be a terrorist.
Without comments...
xxx: today such a call was: "Allo, militia? I live on the street, no one’s home. He went out to smoke on the staircase, and when he went home, the door was locked. I knock there and ring, and from there only laughter and whisper is quiet. Come on soon, oh youtuber. It’s all right, the parents just wavered. The urologists!* and "
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Where to download Setup.exe?
11 / 10 / 2010
XHH: Yesterday, as an example of a probability equal to zero, the predecessor said that it was like meeting a Terminator in the subway.
I’ll show her a picture next time. :D
How big are your breasts?
It was the first split ?
Technical support mail:
Good day
Since the setup of my phone is not complete and is probably too difficult to complete as soon as possible, please install some simpler means of communication for me, such as a telegram.
With respect, xxx
The answer:
From: HelpDesk
Sent: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
See also: xxx
Sophia good day! Please specify where your workplace is located and the desired time of completion.
Do you know the Morse alphabet?
DYhast (12:21:55 7/10/2010)
Subject to task. The city...
The back is sleeping. The Mafia Woke Up
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My husband asked me to go for a walk with my child. After an hour, the smoke returns, asking where the folder is, answering on the street. Looking out the window, he and two other neighbors are playing a radio-controlled helicopter. The idiots!!!!! to
Unfortunate, it is when you sit with a guy and he lies your hands under the hood, and your socks are stretched by the hood.
Probe in the army - when you are like you are, but like you are not.
Yes, I heard from the servants.
1: that is, I am in the company, but I am not in the company because I am in the headquarters, the headquarters are sure that I am in the company with something that is important in the company.
1: Although I actually sleep in a cottage on a boiler
We here at work, the gentleman asked for something for lunch, and the girls warmed his sauces, well, they write in the aske, that everything is ready, come... He is not, then they still write, silence... And the girl shot a check message, and so on. quickly picked up, instead of the "buttons stunned" it turned out as follows- Come faster, the nipples will melt... He immediately joined- "where", says...
I realized that I became an adult when my parents asked for money.
We don’t just live in an invincible country, we live in a fairy tale. Read on the box from the children's domino: Manufacturer OOO Thirteenth Kingdom, supplier OOO Thirteen Kingdom. The address is the same.)
Showing an interview with Harlamov.Shoot for some "Best film"-3. Now in 3D. Why, is he asking?
So they answered:"That our jokes were not so flat".
There is one joke, but I fear, the last one.
I go to the laboratory to my friend to drink tea, and there is such a huge design that would just boil water. The answer was astonished: But in our country, rats want to drink, climb into the tea bar and drown there. In the morning you come, let God look inside before you boil and drink the cup.
XXX is:
while the wife was walking with the child, a cat settled in the wheelchair - I hear that we will sell the wheelchair, because if the nipple fell to the ground, we throwed it away but not boiled, and if the street cat was sitting in the wheelchair...
YYY :
When the diesel is out, give me the car.
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2nd? What a censorship.
1: Yeah who *censored* put in the bot *censored* replacement of mat
2nd Fuck
The bot banned the posting of messages to the user Viktor (750 minutes). Reason: "Uncensored vocabulary in chat is prohibited!".
This is naive.)