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[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №37318
 13.10.2010
XXX: the mine was invented by the mermaids
Mines invented by the fishermen who caught the mermaid

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №37317
 13.10.2010
Morphine: and we seeded polyethylene with pimples in liquid nitrogen
The vampire : )
ArtfulVampires: Oloshenk
Morphine: then you get him and he begins to crazy, crazy burst.
Morphine: with characteristic sound

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №37316
 13.10.2010
Prep on the tape:
The Americans made the satellites, launched them, at the end of the SAC (Active Existence Period) made others to replace them. And faced with such a problem - the old continue to work and do not want to fail, and the new satellites are forced to lie in the warehouse. We have no such problem...

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №37315
 13.10.2010
Two years ago, a 5-year-old boy was arrested at Seattle airport, whose name coincided with the name of a terrorist on the'minor' list, which was made up in 2004 by the FBI. The airport security service interrupted the family’s luggage in search of weapons and prevented them from approaching the mother’s child. It is difficult to convey in words all the feelings experienced by the parents, and the baby himself during what happened. But fortunately, it all worked out, they understood that a five-year-old child cannot be a terrorist.
Without comments...

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №37314
 13.10.2010
xxx: today such a call was: "Allo, militia? I live on the street, no one’s home. He went out to smoke on the staircase, and when he went home, the door was locked. I knock there and ring, and from there only laughter and whisper is quiet. Come on soon, oh youtuber. It’s all right, the parents just wavered. The urologists!* and "

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №37313
 13.10.2010
by mail.ru
Where to download Setup.exe?

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №37312
 13.10.2010
11 / 10 / 2010
XHH: Yesterday, as an example of a probability equal to zero, the predecessor said that it was like meeting a Terminator in the subway.

I’ll show her a picture next time. :D

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №37311
 13.10.2010
How big are your breasts?
It was the first split 😉

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №37310
 13.10.2010
Technical support mail:

Good day
Since the setup of my phone is not complete and is probably too difficult to complete as soon as possible, please install some simpler means of communication for me, such as a telegram.

With respect, xxx

The answer:

From: HelpDesk
Sent: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
See also: xxx
Sophia good day! Please specify where your workplace is located and the desired time of completion.
Do you know the Morse alphabet?


[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №37309
 13.10.2010
DYhast (12:21:55 7/10/2010)
Subject to task. The city...
The back is sleeping. The Mafia Woke Up

[ + 82 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №37308
 13.10.2010
My husband asked me to go for a walk with my child. After an hour, the smoke returns, asking where the folder is, answering on the street. Looking out the window, he and two other neighbors are playing a radio-controlled helicopter. The idiots!!!!! to

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №37307
 13.10.2010
Unfortunate, it is when you sit with a guy and he lies your hands under the hood, and your socks are stretched by the hood.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №37306
 13.10.2010
Probe in the army - when you are like you are, but like you are not.
Yes, I heard from the servants.
1: that is, I am in the company, but I am not in the company because I am in the headquarters, the headquarters are sure that I am in the company with something that is important in the company.
1: Although I actually sleep in a cottage on a boiler

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №37305
 13.10.2010
We here at work, the gentleman asked for something for lunch, and the girls warmed his sauces, well, they write in the aske, that everything is ready, come... He is not, then they still write, silence... And the girl shot a check message, and so on. quickly picked up, instead of the "buttons stunned" it turned out as follows- Come faster, the nipples will melt... He immediately joined- "where", says...

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №37304
 13.10.2010
I realized that I became an adult when my parents asked for money.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №37303
 13.10.2010
We don’t just live in an invincible country, we live in a fairy tale. Read on the box from the children's domino: Manufacturer OOO Thirteenth Kingdom, supplier OOO Thirteen Kingdom. The address is the same.)

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №37302
 13.10.2010
Showing an interview with Harlamov.Shoot for some "Best film"-3. Now in 3D. Why, is he asking?
So they answered:"That our jokes were not so flat".
There is one joke, but I fear, the last one.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №37301
 13.10.2010
I go to the laboratory to my friend to drink tea, and there is such a huge design that would just boil water. The answer was astonished: But in our country, rats want to drink, climb into the tea bar and drown there. In the morning you come, let God look inside before you boil and drink the cup.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №37300
 13.10.2010
XXX is:
while the wife was walking with the child, a cat settled in the wheelchair - I hear that we will sell the wheelchair, because if the nipple fell to the ground, we throwed it away but not boiled, and if the street cat was sitting in the wheelchair...

YYY :
When the diesel is out, give me the car.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №37299
 13.10.2010
1 – Censored
2nd? What a censorship.
1: Yeah who *censored* put in the bot *censored* replacement of mat
2nd Fuck
The bot banned the posting of messages to the user Viktor (750 minutes). Reason: "Uncensored vocabulary in chat is prohibited!".
This is naive.)

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