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[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №36178
 17.09.2010
Do you need a rabbit? D or Christmas Goose?
She: They need a rabbit for their rabbit rabbit :) Or he has already touched their cat. The poor cat is already afraid to leave the house :)
Q: What, can’t you give a cat a rabbit?
She says :D He doesn’t have time :)

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №36177
 17.09.2010
After 3 months of waiting for a response from SCSI's winchester warranty repair service:

See also: Allo!
Client: Can there be hope?
Service: There is no hope!
Client: Mmm... aaaa...
There is Faith!

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №36176
 17.09.2010
Jen MTS: Well, for example, I am a very lucky person!
Dimon DJs: You?! to
Dimon DJS: You don’t have a girlfriend
Dimon DJS: You argue with your parents every day
Dimon DJS: You work from morning to night, and you get 5000p.
Dimon DJS: And you call yourself lucky?! to
Jen MTS: Yes, you are a dumb!
Dimon DJs: Here is it!!! to
Dimon DJS: And for all the rest, your best friend is a dude!!!! to

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №36175
 17.09.2010
From the news:

On June 2, 2009, Luzhkov used the word “homics” in one of his interviews. Alekseev considered himself insulted and filed Luzhkov in court, but the Moscow city court rejected the claim, stating that the word "homic" is not insulting.

Now gay activists are going to picket the city council under the slogan "Luzhkov - homic"

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №36174
 17.09.2010
xxx: I, by the way, invented a way of propaganda for vegans. They need to break the law so that every bowl of sausage or sausage stick must be marked with the names of animals. Let’s say, "meat, 3 kg, cut. The Swine of Illinois" Or the "bird’s feet. Indyuki Gennady, Vorfolomey, Kuzma and others
yyy: sprots of Gennadius, Warfolomeus, Nicholas, Alexander, Marina, Nicholas, Efim, Anastasia, Elena, Oleg, Marfa, Michael, Natalia, Vasily, Alexei and Voldya in oil.
Zzzz: This is only in the first row.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №36173
 17.09.2010
Will you get a car for the weekend?
I have Fallout!
It was: =)
Vyacheslav: If I break you can give a disk without a box!

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №36172
 17.09.2010
She: I am not sending mail. Can you help?
Q: What kind of client do you have?
She: I am not a client, my server does not accept emails sent to it.Gmail on the server is a mail demon, not a client.
I Forgot You're Not a Blonde ><

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №36171
 17.09.2010
XHH: We had a small curtain in the courtyard before, one that is easy to cross, and in the days it was just removed. And I saw today an Autopilot of the Higher Class in action – a man, drunk, with his eyes slightly opened, and crossing a long removed fence.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №36170
 17.09.2010
xxx: secretary, art director, designer...
Teach me to steer.
Stay what?
The Lost...

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №36169
 17.09.2010
The son asked to buy bananas and all kinds of nonsense.
I choose a banana, and I:
Take these, they’re quick.
Not for me to eat!

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №36168
 17.09.2010
RT @arsmirnov Write to Medvedev on Twitter, no matter what
Talk to him on TV.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №36167
 17.09.2010
XXX is fucking. When Mommy came home, I cut off the computer after an erection!
YYY: O_O

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №36166
 17.09.2010
Hard disk as a salary - for happiness you always need twice as much.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №36165
 17.09.2010
I play at the Corsair. I bought 220 cents of Roma to my sailors, but they didn’t miss it. These animals ate all the rum in 17 days. The village counted. The average sailor eats 4.7 liters of rum per day. Harsh Pirates of the Caribbean... And you say Russia is boiling.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №36164
 17.09.2010
The logic of women.

She (crying from the kitchen): Do you want tea?
He is: Yes.
With sugar or without?
Mmm, let’s go without it.
She: Then I’ll make coffee.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №36163
 17.09.2010
From Habr about the domestic smartphone:
No, here’s really innovation – the phone won’t have such parameters as “front” and “back”! It can be taken from any side. Displays will be on both sides. The Revolution!
yyy: This phone will have a back on both sides. and :)

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №36162
 17.09.2010
Zarin@ (14:44:15 16/09/2010)
We have a parrot in the office, a carochi bird. He learns to fly, but he cannot fly, he flies around the office, until he falls from fatigue to a thread on the table, the head, the PC, etc.
Well (14:44:53 16/09/2010)
You can set up a hose with water and he also swims a scientist

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №36161
 17.09.2010
Q: Can the question be more in the topic? I worry about the third year.
and thy :? )
Have you ever imagined that you would sleep with me?
Oh yeah, even a few times.
WOW: And how then?
XHH: Liked
Ohhhhhhhh :)

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №36160
 17.09.2010
News: Pristines sealed school in Samara together with students ) We live in an amazing country!

[ + 45 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №36159
 17.09.2010
If a girl drinks, she has a reason; if a girl does not drink, she has a boyfriend.

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