X: How did you go to bowling, a lot of strikes broke out?
Y: Nea, I’m the first time I’ve ever learned to catch...
y: it’s from the side you look, you think, da figli here... and as I tried so I understood that you need to be able to :-D
X: This is how men look at porn from the side and think, yes, Figi.

One of the support forums:

I would like to thank the author of this most valuable article. My 20-year-old boy downloaded something to his computer, then it didn't go - uninstalled it, but a considerable amount of system files went away with this program. His computer was no longer turned on... I broke the entire Inet, manually removed and restored system files from the DOS, was already preparing to rewrite registers... And then my curved hands brought me to your page. I read. Everything became clear and promising. 20 minutes and a miracle! The computer is saved, the child is saved, everyone is saved, happy, jump! Thank you again for what you think of us – simple deadly and unprovoked lamps!

Question: LAMER for at least 40 "from under DOS manually removed and restored system files, already prepared to rewrite registers"...I lose after this then who?

I register on the forum. Instead of the standard point, it is worth:

It relates to itself:
to the boys;
to the girls;
more to boys than to girls;
More for girls than for boys.
by EMO;

by Darth Han

Call-Center operator ignited:"You are currently calling from the phone number you are calling from?"

Ping.Win (23:49:05 25/10/2010)
rabbit

CaMoOTaKoe (23:49:09 25/10/2010)
? to

Ping.Win (23:49:17 25/10/2010)
We need wood for mice.

CaMoOTaKoe (23:49:26 25/10/2010)
to break?)

I stumbled yesterday to take a picture of every herring remaining from the metal youth, and try to drive it, suddenly it will be useful for some pioneers-obrygans. I found a couple of rings, a cushion, shooters, photographed, I walk back and forth around the room, I look for more.
The girl lies on the bed, asks: "what, are you looking for something else unnecessary that can be sold?" Here I start with a clever expression of the face to turn to her and bring a photocall.

It is crazy! I was fired by the director for six months.
He did not get everything at all.
Today he was fired with the wording "in connection with the loss of confidence".
I watched the movie ><

Today, my father and my brother made the furniture.
I felt like a true lover.
YYY : OO
He accidentally locked me in the closet.

I stand in a rock bunker, buy Cossacks, watch for necklaces. A friend thoughtfully wraps an umbrella in her hands. I say, let’s buy you a necklace? She – let me! And she accidentally hits the umbrella on the ass of a man standing next to her. The man was so tired: "Fuck, you can’t get home?and "

Why do you meet with yours for so long? She is terrible, does not know how to cook, does not bump in the compass.
yyy: and she allows me to hang up in bed=)
XXX is married!

- You know, my brother's wife left, he was in a terrible depression, and how did you deal with it?
- It helps a lot if you take what is dear to her and break it, well, say.
The foot?

© Friends

Regina: How is the weather?
AlMaz: +1 degrees =) How are you?
Regina is cold. Tagged +2
AlMaz: Nothing is cold... Twice as hot as us

Today, my mom burned: my brother squeezes the thickness in the bag, no shit climbs, my mom fits, folds carefully (the sizes are reduced by 2 times), quietly puts it in the bag and says: "The girls must already squeeze, and he can't squeeze the thickness."

I wore it in my hands, great. I also liked when my ex-husband was wearing me on his arms.
Well, yes, only you every man will raise, and me not every three :)

My companion killed flies, chasing them with a refresher and a fireplace. A metric hole in the curtains. 20 years! Mother said that the bull neighbors dropped from above... He lived on the fifth (!) The 5th floor...

Kazakh student in Moscow
I watched the news on NTV.
I dreamed that Putin and Medvedev came to me. and two. I did not find anything better than to offer "to bury", we ate means pellmech three, Dmitry Anatolyevich after the meal immediately left, and V.V. is left.
The soap...

You’re sorry, but how can you not see the train carrying you? He did not jump out of the corner.
yyy: You’re sorry, but this is "Sapsan". For a second you think, and the second you are already on the way to heaven.
zzz: I looked to the left, I looked to the right, and here you are sapsan on the left

Katyukha (23:40:39 25/10/2010)
I thought to go to bed or not, while I was thinking, the question decided by itself - the cat slipped into the bed.

XXX: How are you?
YYY: Better don’t contact me. He has a black belt on the kamasutra.

-<JackieDiablo>-
My friend and I recently participated in the Miss Universe contest :)

Gray
How about the contest? Have you taken all the places?

-<JackieDiablo>-
My girlfriend took Miss Grace.

Gray
And you? A comforting prize "so smart"?)