xxx: I recently learned that skinheads have white ropes, which means you have a corpse.
YYY: And what then?
Yes, I just realized that I’ve been dragging berries with one white rope for half a year.
YYY: I didn’t get it.

Dialogue from ASI:

According to the pictures, you weigh 40 kg.
She: - by photos I weigh 4.2 MB

Anyone have a photo of me in a white shirt at the department?
yyy: I have a video of how you urinate rats with a hammer. Then you cheat on them.

Alina is Alexey, hello. Can I advise you?
Alexey - Hi, you can have a horse
Alina - if a man gives a expensive gift at an average price, what does that mean?
Alexey – it’s hard to say... it’s most likely he’s spinning.

Prepod, a lovely woman, on the first couple warned that it does not smell the smell of pepper --"If you understand that you smell, do not come for a couple, it will be much better than that I drive you out", Friday, evening, football.... on Saturday for a couple came... one!!!He doesn’t live in the community, he lives with relatives in the city... so she expelled him—"Young man, I warned everyone, you think you are the exception"-........))))

I played bowling today. One comrade with a scream: "Lunar prism, give me strength!" hits the strike of HD

Medved
by FAX! Who is my sister’s husband??? O_O
by Katko
Sister B...

One of the comments from the torrent:"On Saturday morning turned on the TV - on the cartoon, Disney's Winnie the Pooh, which series. A completely different translation. The fifth is now called Hruja! A tiger is a tiger. Blow to blow!! The Tiger!! Oh yeah oh yeah! The song is not so! I remember from childhood - "The time has come, a visit to go, an old friend is waiting for you" - X@y! No one is waiting for you!"

I talk to the Hindu on the net.
We talked about the famous people of our country.
What do you know about the famous Indians?
I don’t think about it: Mowgli.

Why look for a double meaning in words? If I say:"go on, suck@!" it doesn’t mean at all:"oh yes, continue @batt my brain!" it means:"go on, go on!and "

Saa: After some time of work, a blue screen appears on the monitor, no inscriptions. After restarting, everything works normally. Who faced such a problem? How to solve it? Operating system W7, etc. 3G and 4G operations.

Yesterday I went to work, the car stunned. I try to start again – it starts. Who faced such a problem? How to solve it? Color blue, cast discs, I pour 92th.

My wife is going on a trip to Yaroslavl. Wear clothes of the type "strings".
Why is it that the strings
She: - To not be in the pop in the cracks...
You’re going to Yaroslavl...What happened?! to
She is: Idiot! The insult! The injury!! The clothes on the pants are not visible from the back.

You will hear this...

X: Did you come to the census?
Y is yes. But I was not at home.
Y: But they came to all the other houses where I was that day. so I am a few now, and none of them live at home.)))

How to remove the smell of olive oil? The car stood in a painted garage, now it smells wild and does not ventilate... >_<

YYY: I don’t even know. I, for example, because of the cat, the couch had smelled for 5 years before it was thrown out. So I think that such a smell is easier to break than to get rid of it.

XX: Yes, but the olive is also poisonous! Or do you also suggest the harmful effect of interrupting something more poisonous? )))

You can use uranium or plutonium :)

Uranus doesn't smell like O_o

So let the cat start with it :)

Little burned - replaced in the song "lived in the grandmother" letters. in its own way. type "now on the letter U will be: two cheerful goats at the bugus..." after N substations, it seems that when replaced with C the matrix failed: two large Sisi lived at the basisi!

The process of inclination ended in general unexpectedly: "two cheerful grandfathers lived with the neighbor!"

The SMS came from an unknown number and without a signature with the following text: "Natasha gave birth!!and "
To be happy for someone, or to worry for yourself.

The theme of my mother's first diploma: "Betadecetonant complexes of metals as reagents for determining nitrogen-containing amino compounds."
And this guy can’t learn to jump off the torrents.

Correspondence of technicians:

<xxx> go to the counter?
<yyy> later I think of integrals.
<yyy> on order. for the money. I work out.
<xxx> Integral girlfriend
<xxx> black and white
<xxx> sales grid
<yyy> would you get to solve the mattan for off-the-box for free?
<xxx> *pride* Yes
<yyy> aaa... the highest math...
<xxx> =/

Professionalism – a minimum of movements with full performance.

The story of the owner of the restaurant (from the first person): We sit with friends on the summer veranda, eat lunch, tremble. The restaurant is empty. The rain has just ended, such a real summer rain. The air is fresh, the clouds are gone, the sun is shining. Cappuccino and relaxation.
The roof of the veranda made of soft transparent plastic bended in places from poured rainwater. The guard is trying to pull the water off the roof. Takes the swab and the upper end of it lifts the sections of plastic and drives the water from one section to another. He is not in a hurry, he acts thoroughly – no one but us.
And here a luxurious mercer enters the restaurant, the driver jumps out of it, opens the back door. Out of the car comes an impeccable gentleman in a light linen suit. He takes a couple of steps to the entrance past the tui in pots placed along the perimeter of the veranda, and here... The guard, looking at the mrs, breaks his arm, he sharply pulls the pen of the swab, and he very unsuccessfully pushes the plastic up – and all the rainwater.
Two hundred liters are poured out on the gentlemen. The painting of Repin “Swimming”.
After a second, the gentleman with his compressed waist crashes from his place and rushes to the entrance. In a parallel course along the veranda, the guard rushes there, throwing off the swab. On the stairs they meet... and the guard, stretching his hand forward, screams "You can't come here in this form! We have a dress code!”