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[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №38078
 29.10.2010
xxx: Yes, I am you, yes, I am you... so that you can watch porn for days where all the intimate places are closed with squares!!! 1

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №38077
 29.10.2010
There is a need for erotic films to make an attribute, which is not only 18+, but also for adequate girls, and then look.
Meaning of YY?
I mean we went to her, split up, lay down, suddenly she jumps up, runs to the refrigerator, takes a pack of ice, and let me drive a cubic of ice with such a passionate look as in the movie. And the fact that the street is almost November, and there is no heating in the apartment, no one takes into account.
YYY NOWU
Well, after the 3rd cubic I got up and poured a hot cup.
There was no sex?
xxx is not

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №38076
 29.10.2010
Vlad: which bp wires to lock over for verification?)
Alex: Green Black
Vlad: there are black dohuas
Alex: Anyone
Vlad: Will he not kill me?
Alex: I’m upset that the instinct of self-preservation has developed?
I just don’t want to look ridiculous.

[ + 52 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №38075
 29.10.2010
This is Sanek! Why did you remove me from my friendlist?
I’ve broken up half the list today.
Sorry, and in connection with what?
BYAKA: Well how GDP taught - in connection with the loss of confidence ;-)

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №38074
 29.10.2010
A few days ago, my wife and I discussed childcare moments, she just killed me with one phrase:
“Imagine that your boss came to visit us, and our children... well, let’s say, they’re shooting him in the shoes.”

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №38073
 29.10.2010
From the news:
Three local residents were detained in Rostov. It was established that the boys, using the car of the mother of one of them, attacked passers. The attackers constantly changed the number on the car, but did not take into account the fact that the notable red cabriolet Peugeot 307 SS in Rostov is the ONLY EXEMPLAR.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №38072
 29.10.2010
My brother writes:
I'm going to tell you a joke now, we've just been crying for half an hour!
A guy bought his dog an electronic collar, came to us in the department, showed it and took it to his desk, after 5 minutes. comes with the controller, says, say, the instructions did not read, let's figure out, we turn on such, turn, press, there helicopter such - regulates the power of the impact of the current, I twisted it to the maximum and pressed it a couple of times for a long time... I hear a scream in the neighboring department through the wall - there, it turns out, the ITshniki decided to bend, and each other grabbed this necklace! I cry, they say the spectacle was murderous!!!! to
He was so cuddled there, he could not even remove it, almost lost consciousness :)))) Great thing!

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №38071
 29.10.2010
- "... suddenly some old spider our "Flu" in the corner of the spider".
An elderly spider shot a grenade.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №38070
 29.10.2010
Current lectures on Angel. Chirsky speaks something about matrices. A pause is formed in the lecture, at this moment a loud child's cry is heard unclearly from where (apparently from the corridor).

Chersky: Excuse me for bringing someone away... Next time I will take into account the level of development of each of the listeners...

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №38069
 29.10.2010
What if the Earth suddenly turned?
Then the city of the eagle will become a Rush!

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №38068
 29.10.2010
We are the richest country in the world. Cut off his hand. The second time I stole, and it will be like in Emirates.
Yyy: Well, why is it so immediately shot, and the legs of a man why? Imagine in the municipality, the government, everyone without legs, without hands moves on a wheelchair. The ceiling can be low, but no pants. Official costume - shorts and sleeves, consistent savings.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №38067
 29.10.2010
According to British law, if a Scottish man breaks on a Sunday, it is permitted to shoot him from a bow.
This is the case in Russia 😉

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №38066
 29.10.2010
How do you get to know him? and efficient?
Marginal: As to say, one of the ways was as follows (on a holiday in Turkland): he took with him a maika with the inscription: “Fuck with me a female, I know where there is a lot of food!!Walked in it near the beach, if the girls whispered and ticked his finger, he defined in them the Russians and acquainted himself with the words: I am glad that you liked my joke.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №38065
 29.10.2010
Paša ne pacheet, Kolya ne kolet, Slava ne slaviet, Zhenya ne marries...

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №38064
 29.10.2010
xxx: our admin son was born 0_o ppc I do not represent him in the role of father
Yyy: I remember a couple of years ago our incoming admin took a daughter to work. The 4-year-old daughter immediately joined her grandfather-driver. Only a few hours later noticed their absence and the noise of a working shredder behind the wall. I thought the girl was already there. They walked there and found them with a blessed smile feeding the shredder. I have never seen such happy people. But it was necessary to see Sanko’s face when his daughter asked him to buy the same "burnout" at home.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №38063
 29.10.2010
a friend writes: the husband of the sister gave the hospital daughter 2 years sick, in it they wrote: "for the care of the sick member"
A "families" did not report. Here is where Roma will be sitting at home, whether the daughter will be treated, or the member.
) ) )

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №38062
 29.10.2010
She: Tomorrow I will go, buy a couple of magazines with rebuses and eat!
He: Why is it?! to
She: Because there is no mystery in me... :(

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №38061
 29.10.2010
The WOW forum.
xxx: Gnomishes, andedaks, taurens, trollishes, night elves...
And I like real girls more...Is that not normal? and :(
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
Zzz: Fouououu, you have no place among us, dirty and disgusting perverse :o :-!

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №38060
 29.10.2010
These are massage chairs.

HH: This is the best I’ve seen.
Well, except for the seats for 300,000...
One day I’ll tell you the amazing story of how I scared a bunch of men at the past health exhibition when Marina and I tested these things.
S: I can imagine...
Well, there was everything modest: a long row of chairs and a bunch of men shaking on those chairs.
Mary and I sat down and started listening to advertisements.
... I got a little tired of it and I asked the girl so loudly... I say... sorry, (very polite).... something slips into my ass - it should be so??? ......
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh From the neighboring chairs everyone swallowed like the wind.
I mean 😉 😉

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №38059
 29.10.2010
I am now a blonde.
Is it painted?
No, fucking, it was stupid.

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