Wicked (01:26:46 3/10/2010)
You who

I am (01:28:20 3/10/2010)
I’m not a robot, don’t think.

Wicked (01:28:23 3/10/2010)
Where are you

I (01:29:06 3/10/2010)
I am from a distant country.
I brought you questioning signs.

I (01:29:08 3/10/2010)
How do you???? to

I (01:29:12 3/10/2010)
Take for health)

Wicked (01:29:25 3/10/2010)
Why is

I (01:29:38 3/10/2010)
I see you miss them.

Wicked (01:29:54 3/10/2010)
You are about what

I (01:29:38 3/10/2010)
It is hopeless.

Do you know that listening to Mozart improves working capacity?
The proger at our office bought headsets and walks everywhere. I watched his playlist for lunch.
xxx:there is 1 file.mp3
YYYYYYYYYYYYY
You won’t believe it!

From the Physics website:

“We have, unfortunately (and maybe fortunately), no alpha particle accelerator at our disposal.

I went in the evening, at 10 a.m., to the pharmacy for an ointment from rheumatism.

I stand in a row, in front of me 2 guys, one says "give me a bunch of nicknames", the other "give me a pregnancy test" and I am such "give me a revmatism ointment")) I was a little upset

xhh: found that the neighbor in the room has no password for the network - half-commonly enjoys hollow access. Changed the name to "3th floor, No room, we eat everything". Now they knock on the door, I ask "who is there?". In response, the roar and the sound of the leaving elevator. I open the door - underneath it a bank of nutella and paper is glued with the inscription "Thank you!" :D

Nikita (10 years old) brother
Anya (20 years old) sister

A. I just told you why I need a clitoris.
A. Nikita is crying.
by V. Why is?
A. Because he took my grandmother’s clitoris in her mouth.

A vegetarian diet will be much more effective if you do not wash your hands before eating fruit, vegetables, and vegetables.

The Judge
“If a scientist can’t explain to an eight-year-old boy what he’s doing, he’s a charlatan.”
(from Kurt Vonnegut)
On the eve of the onset of the millennium, around the world, a pillar of hot controversy stood: With the battle of the curants and the onset of the two thousand year comes the third millennium or it comes only in a year, in a new two thousand first? Disputed everywhere. Crying and handwriting. We also talked while sitting in our office. The arguments were different, one lady even began to draw in a notebook 2000 plusks to prove some of her position. The Poor. When our arguments ended and we began to move on to personalities, like musicians in the movie "Welcome guys", one operator looked at us in the editorial and said:
- Here in the neighboring studio, came an academic, to film in some smart
The program. Let him be our judge. Give him
Let’s try and ask who of us is right. Whatever he tells us,
We will all accept his response and calm down.
It was the mother of mankind: 100 years old. A member of all the academies of the world. Physicist, mathematician, etc. of the first magnitude.
He lived in America for forty years, so he spoke Russian with an American accent.
We caught him and asked. Exactly a second later, this hundred-year-old old man smiled and said:
Imagine you’re in your company, you’re drinking.
The Vodka Nature. You have three bottles of vodka. Each box contains 10 bottles.
Now answer your own question: Does the twenty-first bottle of vodka belong to the second box or the third?
......
I personally find it hard to imagine such a fool who could not be taught by such a teacher.

Translating Medvedev’s speech to human language
China understood that we would export oil, gas and forest to them, and they would export to us.
The Chinese.

Love as a hustle. Your head knows that it’s time to stop, but you can’t.

xxx: - How will it be in English "crazy"?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
xxx: - A "sweet"?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
xxx: - A "square"
There is only one bad word in English.
What a bright tongue.

YYY‎(22:07):
I am a tough man.
XXX ‎(22:08):
Nothing like this and so on...

Judging by the quality of the work, the employees of the ZKH are gkhuys

Only in the departments of the police of our country you can see, among other documents on the shelves, the Uzbek-Russian dictionary.

by KOTT

Loud communication on home phones is a thing.
Yesterday I heard the alarming news...I call the girl and say to her in (joke):
I: I'll tell you something now and if you're happy, you'll kiss me in the p;sk)))
I hope the news will be terrible.

O_O

Ivory_kun
Here’s what appeared yesterday at the door of the deacon:
"The Dean of the MFF Faculty congratulates the debtors on the start of the autumn call"

AGR: Me et stsuko firefoxes saipal, cha stsuko ninscribe fso bleu red line pachorqued...

Recently, the question was asked: why the slogan of "Twicks" "Make a pause", and "Snicks" "do not brake"?! to
by iKich

X: Let's get a diploma and a soldier, we will become bombs and alkasas and die from cirrhosis?
A: Too banal
B: That’s what they do.
U: You can, for example, go to Mexico and die of syphilis in an abandoned village due to disorderly sex with people and animals, under the action of amphitamines, coke and other flammable liquids.

XXX: I heard, Max was deprived of the right))
YYY: Why is it so? He was always driving carefully.
XX: I don’t believe it is possible. In the sense that the dpsniki in shock should have just followed the look and no more, opening their mouth, of course)))
Noah : Noah? For what?? to
He was driving on the bus. by the meeting. with excess. Talked by phone. I smoked at the same time. Without a belt. And in the turn came out of the towel, without a turner, of course. And he was drunk.)