I wonder why all children’s clinics hang posters.
The ibolite? He is a veterinarian!

Enigma: I make a sandwich, the butter falls out of hand and quickly approaches the floor, naturally, with oil down. I catch a boutique for the flight and blow out of relief, like gas, the oil is cut off from the button and crushed to the floor. Today the world is clearly against me!! to

This course talks about throwing knives and other types of cold weapons as one of the applied sections of martial arts. Agree, because it is so pleasant sometimes to hit someone of your acquaintances with an impressive throw!

Give in good hands the cat "NoName".
The set is standard - four legs, tubal tail, huge ears, curious eyes, wet nose.
The outer body is gray-white, there are no parasites and scratches on the surface.
Made three months ago.
Features: falls rarely, performance is good, learning is at a high level. Installed games "club", "network", "hidden", "labyrinth:computer desk" and others.
Requirements: daily recharge with food and water, room, good host, frequent use of established games. Definitely (!!!) every day to produce processes "to smooth", "to chew behind the ear", "to talk".
It is given in good hands, and the kindness of the hands will be checked on the preliminary interview on the ace and on the full-time bet.
Call for 4seven1seven10tw1

p.s miss please, cat nobody wants to shelter tt and cat needs his admin very much

As earlier, last week Kiev militia conducted a raid in the largest nightclub on the water River Palace, near the Dnieper metro station. As a result of the operation, the fighters of the Berkut special unit detained 83 prostitutes. As it became known later, among the detainees, more than half were regular visitors to the club.

Lana (15:21:51 19/10/2010)
Do you think I am beautiful?
Lana (15:22:17 19/10/2010)
and sexy?
Dima(15:23:09 19/10/2010)
She is beautiful, smart, a true Arian, not noticed in the relationships of the defamators, a Nordic character, ruthless to the enemies of the Reich.

OOO: Do you remember? Show me a cupcake. Sorry, but I am not strong in the pantomime :-)
My dad loved it very much when his mom told him to paint us a compot, he raised his hands and with a rift on me a little revel: I'm a compot!!! to

MUJIOPD: And how did you go on foot before? It’s dirty and all sick.
PhoneixKnight: By the way, it’s not dirty and doesn’t roll) You just need to know where to lie.
The Wanderer: Aha to the girl. It will be soft and warm.

gangboy (09:25:16 19/10/2010)
from the heart out...............from the ass nahui)))))))))))))))))))

From the news:
Two Russian skiers were caught on marijuana and amphitamines.
I think they had a lump.

You are my little cat.
She: So am I your animal?! to
Did he not think of anything more stupid?
She: So I’m still stupid???! to
He is small...

Hello to Ilya.
It is unusual to hear instead of "allo", your name right away.
It’s the latest nanotechnology, and you’re still sitting in shorts.
and fucking.

On the day of light during the matan asks me to ask the teacher when it will be self-sufficient.Prepod an older man.Next I,prepod and she:
I: Okay and I say Vladimir Dmitrievich in you Light asks when will be self-determination?
Q: Why does she not want to ask yourself, but asks you?
I: I don’t know maybe he wants, but he’s quiet.
Q: wants but is silent... every man’s nightmare
The whole audience starts to roar.
Q: And why should I scream on the whole street what I want?
Our rooster can hear the whole universe.
The light, realizing that it froze, says: Let you all go.
Takes things and leaves.
Prepod, after she came out:It seemed like she said what she wanted but she left anyway.
We could not continue a couple.

I caught myself in the thought that in my backpack, in one pocket, there are toothbrushes and condoms... I moved urgently...><!

The last day of the weekend, in the evening, I am in the company of friends and alcohol. Drunk as a Chinese gastarbayer, receiving a salary for the first time. I crawl home, the computer forgot to turn off, and I write in the first pop-up window:
I am fucking fucking, fucking fucking. Tomorrow the shop is open, fucking! Ahahahahahahahaha!
Specifically, looking at the window owner’s nickname, I realized that he was our senior manager.
The next day, the woman looks at me like a shit and asks:
N: Well, the head doesn’t hurt.
I: Oh, sorry, I’m really awkward, I’m confusing the windows.
N: I wake up at 3 p.m. to check the aska, and there’s that.
My colleague enters the conversation:
Q: Yes, you are both fucking, one buoy writes to the boss, and the one in his coat of which buoy checks his ass at three in the night!

1st I got a moustache from my wife. He called her Venus of Milos after she broke the plate.
2nd not understood?
1st Handlessly!! to

We discuss the low quality of service in the bank one,especially that simple operations cause a bunch of unnecessary body movements.

Aliv is mda. Hollowed Bank
Aliv: Bank of Ohuenny. Work with us!
kpe4et: I would say "Joke with us!"
Aliv : )))))

In the university before a lecture on physics, which took place in a large classroom with levels, in which was located almost all our information faculty, several people came up with the entertainment of leaving paper aircraft.

Over the heads flew about a dozen aircraft, if one crashed into you, you raise, you send further.But someone and this seemed little.Suddenly several people resort with two huge sheets of paper (some special watmans for drawing, a diagonal probably a meter) and under the applause of the rest of the students, I begin to fold two fighter jets.

The launch was conducted from the highest levels of the audience under the headlines of photo and video cameras of many mobile phones.The larger aircraft planned to the board itself and, just hitting it, fell.The applause was spread.The second launch went with no less success.

But the change is over, with the call in the auditorium comes a physicist.The real professor with a beard and always in a suit and with a tie.He passes to the board and sees without exaggeration the mountain of aircraft...He raises one and launches in the direction of the students.
Surprising applause.

Batty: Hi to you! I can't find a cat (you didn't let him out of their room).
He was in the closet in the morning.
In the sleeve of your sweater
Sun: Do not disturb him! He has business there.

When you are sitting on the phone in the toilet and smoking, make sure that you are throwing a cigarette into the toilet.