My friend is a surgeon.
He will have another operation.
Patient - a gentle woman with intelligent manners: through the word
“I’m sorry, for God’s sake, please,” “Let me ask,” “I’m afraid to bother you,” etc.

Immediately before the operation, having learned that there is an intervention under local anesthesia, the patient squeezes the doctors with literary sharpness and reads the memory of A. P. Chekhov's "Surgery" (where, if anyone forgot about removing the tooth).

Here the operation begins. The specialist works virtuously - the actions are worked out to automation. But he understands that somehow his caregiver feels bad: sluggish, pale, weak. Pulse of insignificant filling.
Upon request to raise the right hand - moves the left. She says, “Open your eyes, and she doesn’t react.

Then he asks the patient: What is it? What is happening?

“Dear Alexey Illich,” she replied. I didn’t want to open you.
But apparently it will have to. I am a philosopher of education,
In recent years he has worked for WSJ. The warehouse. I beg you, the pigeon, not
Ask about the reasons for changing jobs. Especially since some of the
You can guess it yourself with a simple deduction.

Very well, the surgeon said. How it affects your bad.
The self feeling?
- Influences thus, gold you our sculpture, that in the presence of you and
Your colleagues have forced me to abandon some habits.
Acquired at the last job.

In fact, do not refuse. We now have any means.
in advance.
- Do you really think so, magical Alexey Ilyich?
and Absolutely.
Please forgive me in advance.
Not a question.
So I start...?
and forward.
- Yes, fucking,... banana in the mouth, this is a p...child of some kind, u... fear as
The most valuable killer. These are the E.A.s at the farm.
Some x. ynu in the ampoules were damaged, or yours, fucking, conductor
freezing, fucking, by the box, fucking, or by the nervous beam, nach. I am
A very patient puppy. I used to have drunk workers.
The carrier barely gave half the ass - and it wasn't the eagle. Everything has
The limits, of course! ...
Oh, forgive me, forgive me, but still do something, unseen.
by Alexei Illich!

The patient, burning all this with a re-reader, broke in front of her eyes. Pulse gained stability and satisfactory filling.
At the same time, Alexey Ilyich added a little anesthetic.
The rest of the time he worked, urging the patient to tell her about her feelings in the way she used to.

The operation went without complications.

By writing out, she turned a little red and declamated Barkov’s mouth.

It seems that the Patriarch, on the way to our Olympic team, put a cross on it.

I never ask, “Sorry, and where is your toilet here?” and “I’m a Russian!”! to

KVN team "Yuri Shatunov"

As a child, I can’t tolerate girls who are drunker than me.

nix.Pavel (00:45:12 27/02/2010):
Listen, this question, how do you - women do so that you do not smell afterwards?
Anja Olf (00:45:44 27/02/2010):
Then when is it?
nix.Pavel (00:46:12 27/02/2010):
See also: Wall

Google is trying to protect people from moral degradation:
I enter "save me five", what I get "maybe you meant fuck me three?")))

My nephews are playing war, one of them is a microbe, and the other is "domestic" O_o

Daniloff: Finch, here’s what kind of story a friend of mine told me. He administered the network in one office and told employees not to turn off the server. They turn off. He buttons "drop" and "feed" turned off - pull out the cable. Mating, raising the server glues the fork to the socket with a thermoclear. The next day the wires will be removed from the system block (!!!)

From the movie "From Paris with Love":

xxx: separate respect for Goshe Kucenko
YYY: So he wasn’t in this movie.
XXX: for this and respect.

The word is a wonderful thing. If you say "failure", acid on the soul is done. And if you say "adventure", it’s more fun right away. (V of Krabi)

This summer, when we were with my grandmother in the village, there was a courtyard... the matter came to the toilet (to carry into the house too expensive and laboriously just insulated the cabin, what difference still there live electricity in the summer)
Well, so my younger sister began to penetrate, that no one is allowed there, please pay money to go to the toilet...
Dad said the phrase:
Oh, Alena, what kind of you are... To the other fucking greedy...

I was sitting in a cafe yesterday. At the next table is a young mom and a 5-6 year old girl. A girl with an appetite eats meat and says:
Mmmmmmm... sweet... like a human...
It became scary...
0 - O

I work as a vendor of ready-made food in a supermarket.
One guy came to us every day, taking something for dinner.
The third day is not good. I looked into his basket, and there were potatoes, pasta, meat, etc.
The girl has appeared.)

(Comments under photo in contact)
Leshik: haams grew up catchy, adult)))
A year ago, I was a little fool.
Now you are a big dumb fool.

[Jan_Samsung] (21:35:12 30/12/2009)
It’s fun to play with your eggs...to throw them over here...to roll over...to squeeze...

[Janie_Samnese] (21:35:26 30/12/2009)
Talking to them

Tattoos and Tattoos (21:35:27 30/12/2009)
I am happy I will remove you.

The night. I fall asleep with my beloved. With pleasure I take a deep breath, exhale and go into the world of dreams.I wake up from the fact that a man shakes my shoulder and asks:
Madonna, have you forgotten anything?! to
I: No, but what is it?
To breathe, for example?! to

by Elena G. (18 and 53) :
A cleanly shaved man’s face – what could be more pleasant?

Andrew J. (18 and 53) :
A clean female?

20th century – a kilogram of makeup
The 21st century - a megabyte of Photoshop

ZU
Well, why did I put the money in the same pocket with the Gandons?! to

And let us once again, please, tomorrow the dean will say, expel or not, who is reading this now at night and not at night, chew the plus, save me. Anyone who is unhappy with Sessions.