The new copyright law.

The Mad Mike:
Imagine a prison in a few years. Mother sits down and asks each other who is sitting for what:
I sat down for the Avatar in HD.
I sat down for Vista.
And there will be new shots. On the shoulders and knees "Top User", and on the back the list =)))

I slept 13 hours. What a strange, incomprehensible feeling... I think this feeling is called "sleeping out"...

My colleague gave up philosophy 19 times. The last two times already on "bis".

Today Marat and I stood at the stop, immediately after the universe.
There was nothing to do, but the fool kilograms came into my head, I took and wrote on the notebook the word "smile!"And Marat and I began to show his people the buses passing by.
Everyone’s reaction was different, who smiled, who scratched the rows (this kind of idiots!) But most of all pleased the guy who on our "Smile!!!" got his leaflet with the inscription "How I am ZAYB@LSJA!"...
There was a stop :)

I am constantly killed by the need to sit in a dark room and say to my wife:
Light, turn on the light.

Good evening to all! Since I’ve been very ugly fired today from the company that makes your favorite M&Ms, I’ll reveal to you a terrible secret: eventually Red and Yellow will be together. Yes, somewhere far beyond the ocean, the uncles-pearers made them blue.

Melon (17:12:06 1/10/2010)
Abbey claims that my name on the broadcast is a misleading word
Melon (17:12:30 1/10/2010)
Just like almost any other word.
Melon (17:14:28 1/10/2010)
It is really interesting to register!? to
Melon (17:14:40 1/10/2010)
Every word is dishonest to him.
Leto Vanili (17:19:14 1/10/2010)
Try to write dishonestly.
Melon (17:20:19 1/10/2010)
fucking
Melon (17:20:22 1/10/2010)
Shall we go?
Melon (17:20:33 1/10/2010)
I now have Nick ebugusei!!!!! to

If a woman is silent, guard her sleep.

This unstoppable story took place in the mid-1980s of the last century. At that time I was a graduate student in
Peter lived in a graduate school. In those not so distant times, the issue of license was,, not so acute, but it took place. It was supposed to have a temporary registration at the place of temporary residence, prior to discharging from the place of permanent registration. And I had such circumstances - in connection with the demolition of the house of the aunt and the subsequent provision of apartments according to the number of families registered in the house - that I did not sign out of the permanent registration. Because of this, I lived in the community virtually illegally. Then the menta in Russia was not so fierce in this sense, so I did not melt and waited for my family to be given a hollow house in my hometown. But one day I was caught by a messenger passportist and wrapped a balloon on the subject that there was no stamp in my passport. I explained the situation to her in a human way, but she got somewhat whitened and said that I should immediately go into a lie, and she would call them to fine me. There is nothing to do, mentally separating from the black man - it was the penalty for violation of the passport regime, the money for postgraduate concepts is considerable - 50 (!) A glass of beer, I went to the above-mentioned establishment. Going into the appropriate office, I explained the purpose of the visit and added: - You should have been called by Vera Vasilyevna. The result exceeded all expectations. The lady in shape decided that I was in the mud and immediately put a stamp of temporary license. Vera Vasilyevna then became very upset, she just forgot to call.

Who could have thought that I would forbid them to conduct their parades, and they would come to power and resign me?

<DemOn Áthahome> BLUE BLUE!
<DemOn E-Home> men and women!
<DemOn Áthahome> I made this imbu!
<DemOn eBay> fuck me!
<DemOn eBay> PROTOSES OF IMBA!
<DemOníochhome> I won the grille at 6 limits!
<DemOn eBay> do you know how?
<DemOn Áthahome> his mother invited for lunch! Protos of Ibma!

As a future psychologist, I do not trust psychologists.

I now have a family – me, a cat and a blanket. We even sleep together.

It is an antivirus! When you sit and watch how he scans - everything is okay - asks nothing, removes everything, moves, as indicated in the settings, but if you put a full check for the night and go to bed, then in the morning you see the question on Monica: found such a whirlwind and what to do with it? And all this for 1% of the progress of the scan! The Antivirus!

xxx: Today I was going to the universe, so when I came to the station, they said carefully. station University"

Russian engineers finally decided to release their cell phone model. The name of the model is iPhone!
Why is "Y"
Let no one guess!

My language is my enemy.
What is this?
My mom asked me to cook meat, and I broke it, well, I didn't tell my mom, today is the moon in the third house, so it's an unfavorable day for cooking meat.
- and you won't believe, the pot was found to have a hole, then half of what was there dropped out of the sauce, it was impossible to remove the foam because it was huge and poured through the pot. In short, the day for cooking meat was really unsuccessful, as I said.
and the giraffe)
- you gygyggyy, and I fucking, because my mom was upset about it all and now I'm called to make them a horoscope for cooking hot cleaning and planting!
c) KSL

19:58:33 LeNka: I even wanted to go as a second high school - seminar

19:58:51 LeNka: but what if there should be a member when entering.

The Girl: Hi

Hello if you’re not joking.

Girl: With whom did she go?

Didn’t you understand about popping?

I am not a cowboy, and I am not joking.

xxx: fucking... poured the tea... printed the Tula spice... prepared to read... and here... ((
You have a good 3D printer.