If after watching the news on the First Channel suddenly turn off the TV, then on the dark screen you can see the reflection of the lamb, and if watched the whole family, then several at once.

This was recently told by a new security officer, the former opera.
There is a classic scheme of collision - a small shirt fits out on the street and begins to squeamlessly. You are sending him further. Immediately, as in the manner of a magic rod, two or three appear in sports costumes and enter for the "offended baby."
There was a reverse situation. Late Sunday evening. A small yard. There is a sober company in hats and seeds quite noisy and sharing impressions with each other. The window opens and they are asked to quiet (the new employee actually asks). Of course, the applicant is immediately invited to go out and talk about it in more detail. The following is the phrase: "But, only pyjamas and clothes stretch, you just do not run away, or catch you later, like cockroaches at the corners."
In anticipation of the fun, the guests begin to climb to the entrance. Their man 10 and meet serious resistance they are not afraid. Whoever of them knew that the entrance was through, the opera spoke to them from the window, the crew of the GBR was 3 minutes away, and there were no drives and arrests in the department today.
Overall, 5 people, including our employee, all camouflaged and with guns appeared from the entrance very unexpectedly for the youth walking. As a result, the prevention plan for the day for the department is fulfilled, there is silence in the yard, and a couple of copniks are deprived of the joy to bite the seeds... at least for a while.

This summer taught me to drink water without raising my head from the pillow.
without waking up.

The feeling that you fuck someone is invaluable.

XXX: How are you in Chelyabinsk?
YYY: 55 degrees
XXX: O_O
yyy: northern latitude

The cat 9 months, periodic in the voice jumping notes not only meat, but also MAU - the type of cat wants.
Wife is something he wants like an inactive cat.
I stand up in the morning and still don’t know what to do with him.

xxx: a dialogue in which one side shells only smiles resembles a conversation with a smiling corpse.
YYYYYYY: =

From the Role Forum:
"I sell a knot, holds a hit well, even a tail in the spine..."

<Stesy> only for her I will be, whoever you want: a thick rhinestone or a monk.

<SKcorp.> Stesy: The red-thick girl is a horror!!! to

X: You know there is an interesting game of chess - there on one side x: the side of the cat, on the other - sabaki.
X: or there Kutuzov and Napoleon troops,
X: And I fucking do admin and accounting!

Is there a word in Hebrew?
- And in Russian there is a word "pizzedebanayažara"?

XXX: romance, so that you understand * breathed * ah, he is such a soul
WOW: Who is Who? My brother what?
The carpet!! The direct ideal. Soft, warm and silent

Everything that ends up on -ray is bad!
YYY : Why?
See also: Diarrhea. by Pierrea. and gonorrhea.
of North Korea.

One day I slept a long time and decided to try to count the lambs. I was so excited that I couldn’t sleep until morning :(
See also: xD

gave a acquaintance an exhaust of os's and pour it on a remote servo, the next day -

Anton, what’s there with my image?
Thoughts on: Zamiroch

xxx: Yes, in the film Unstoppable Stallone gathered all the coolest guys but it still seems that someone is missing...
Tagged: boyarski

Master: You have everything fine in the Lower, except for the vast majority of its population.

I: Natasha, and when will we have the opportunity to give Oleg the money?
Natasha: Is that he asking?
I : He is.
What is "He"?
I: He is asking.
Nata: Who is it?

The fucking...

XXX: I bought a pack of clothes.
xxx: there optimistic inscription)
xxx:"Smoking is the cause of a long and painful death"
They are the most delicious.

ALA
Love with men.
Smith
I am totally solidary with you.
ALA
Allow them to love themselves.
ALA
Everything will be in chocolate.
Smith
Here we have opinions divided.