I am hysterical here.
Did you see our new office?
Homo Onlineus:
Fiona: business center of class A+, fucking
We have a shorter ceiling.
Fiona: Masters take the square of the ceiling - and there...
Fiona:...there is a crowded bowl there!!!!!!!! to
Fiona is self-made!!! to
Fiona: from a cut 5-liter bottle on a wire!!!! to
Homo Onlineus: the Jamshuts are burning )))))))
Fiona: The master barely fell down the stairs
Fiona: while it was summer - and the heat - the water had time to evaporate
Fiona: It’s cold, the water doesn’t evaporate.)
Homo Onlineus: climate control in Russian))))

xxx: Hi dear radio station, on this bright day I want to pass the translation to all my friends and relatives and order for them the song of civil defense "you all go on the fuck";

<ProWax> You don’t drink, you don’t smoke, you don’t have a girlfriend... How do you have fun?
<TP> I am out of entertainment -> volume and sound recording %)

Title of the topic at the Lower Town Forum:
Who has the book "Algebra and the Beginnings of Analysis" for 10th grade?

The copier was bad at work. Crushes, crushes, crushes with the error "The paper is stuck in the pot 8" and the cartoon shows where this very pot is in the main role. After some crooked phrases and body movements, the trapped leaf was pulled out in pieces to the light of God! And now the most interesting thing: some letters were found on the fragments of the sheet, which, after the puzzle from the fragments was collected, showed us the inscription "The pot does not work".

Every morning in the shelter I listen to music quite loudly,relatively heavy.After a few days began characteristic knocks in the wall from the neighbors.
Today I knock on the door, I open-stay two cute first-class girls.Well, I think, pipet.I am going to promise to stop the shame, but I hear:
Sorry, we've been knocking you for a week - make it louder, I can't hear at all))))

Commentary on the trailer:

Give me the grass!!! to

Why beat your head against the wall if it is much more efficient at the corner?
WOW: You can beat your head on the tetrader, then there are voluminous thinking and extraordinary thoughts...;)

X: I shaved and cut my lips... sexual :(
It will survive before the wedding.
XXX: fuck, I hear, I have before the wedding and the hole will live!

On the other day, a friend was driving in an electric car in the evening, around people tired from work are going, there are no free places. And here comes a mom with a 9-year-old boy who starts toiling his legs and screaming that he wants to sit!

The acquaintance turns and says with a calm voice: grow up, sit down.

People who heard it just laughed.)

What does a person who needs Roman numbers do? Most people for some reason do not know where they are located on the keyboard, so they print with numbers. So did our secretary, but the boss, after reading, said to re-print normally. The signs are not printed! Writing Peter 1 and looking at Wikipedia is difficult because of the ignorance of who it is. The secretary calls me.
In front of her eyes, I open the notebook, switch the layout, sequentially print all the Roman digits, save the file, archive it with the password IVXLCDM (that is, exactly the content of the file), tell her that password.
Now, every time you need to print Roman numbers, the secretary prints them to open a file from where she will copy them.

Tell me, and for a city car is really necessary the ability to turn away from huge balls with paint?

Yyy: It’s hard for sex shops – there are so many competitors: a vegetable store, a sanitary, and now more toys. Have you seen the new pyramids from Duplo?
No, but I like the title.

FZ: Take the girl, be hands-free. =) is

~SVETL@`Nk@~
Who do you love?
‘$sniKKerz$’
themselves
~SVETL@`Nk@~
(It is not interesting
‘$sniKKerz$’
of each other)

1: Dr. Tyrsa, Escape (not to mention other remakes like Happy Together), what next?? to

2: At this rate we are soon waiting for Russian series "Fenomena" about super-people (Heroes), "Sisadmin" (It-crow), "Pathologist Edward" (Dexter)
"Pathologist Katya" (Bones) will be his girlfriend
Also in the new season:
"The Doctor Who" (Doctor Who)
"Battle cruiser Aurora" (Battlestar Galactica)
"Rome" (Rome)

3: Soon surely for the "supernatural" will be taken, there will be a story of the type: two brothers Dima and Senya, hunting on the chupacabar, and other Neptune evil, which awaits them in this not easy struggle.

The new girl explained:

“After the rain, the rain worms came out on the asphalt, and I had to bring them all back to the lawn. So I was late"

I don’t know what to do with her :)

It was at the headquarters of the military unit. The flag from this headquarters came to report to the head of this headquarters. The next report:
Comrade Colonel, on the 1st floor of 19 lamps does not burn one, on the 2nd floor of 25 lamps do not burn 2, on the third floor all lamps burn, and with the 4th floor the problem
The bottom begins to scream.
What another problem!!? to
We do not have four floors, Comrade Colonel.

He(03:03:56 22/09/2010)
Here is Example
She(03:04:02 22/09/2010)
Go to )
He(03:04:22 22/09/2010)
Suppose you are 18 years old.
She(03:04:33 22/09/2010)
Let us
He(03:04:50 22/09/2010)
I liked you and you liked me too.
She(03:04:54 22/09/2010)
well
He(03:05:12 22/09/2010)
I’m talking to you on the troll.
He(03:06:29 22/09/2010)
Then we meet and I’ll give you a rose and chocolate.
She(03:06:45 22/09/2010)
well
He(03:06:46 22/09/2010)
What did you do after that???? to
She(03:06:55 22/09/2010)
I eat chocolate.

Did you get fired from work today?
WOW: for what?
for the phrase. He said to the boss: “Given your position in the organization, I’t have shown my low IQ so brightly.”