At night, stay on the dark side of the street. You see, you are not.
Snowflake: In general, stick to the dark side. There are cookies.

Sevodnja on higher mathematics, the lecturer gave a task and walks through the audience:"Before you write the answer, you decide this example several times, as it is said, seven times check, and once cut off!"Where from the center of the audience the hysterical voice of the girl: "Well, I decided seven times, so which of the seven answers to write?!!and "

How do you find Peter the Courtman? I want to get rid of the laser!!! to

Tatiana275 @ Feb 4 2010, 14:49)
and wash, I am not strenuous, there would not be a washing machine washed with my hands, what is wrong with this? Sorry, how in the mouth to take so normal, and how to wash socks, so swiftly and immediately the question of respect arises, well what kind of shit?

All people are divided into smart and stupid. But the fools divide faster.

What distinguishes a good lawyer from a good lawyer? A good lawyer knows the law well, and a great lawyer knows the judge well.

From the news:

Shark Bites 14-Year-Old Lydia Ward In The Leg, And She Reacted To Beating Her With Her Surfing Board

O_O

They called for help at home. There is a guy sitting there. My son comes from school. Go and say hello! There is an admin.)
The son looked, said, “Hello” and ran to me. With an exciting whisper: Mom! This is a man!!! to

I bought new trousers. I dress up in the morning, standing next to my husband. He, pointing to a fantasy cut on these most cowards, asks:
Are the new ones already broken?
I silently turn around to see both cuts. Shock in the eyes:
Nothing to yourself! Broken on both sides?! to

And I also know how to cook chicken or meat properly in the kitchen. and ;)
YYY: How is it?
XXX to explain. You are a hungry student. My wife is a housewife, cooking a lot. She puts on a plate to cook chicken/meat and goes into the room.
Looking at the figure. You place a pot with water next to you, and once it is gone, you transfer the meat to yourself. stands
and next door. You hear, she rolls in the corridor - you translate back. I came, checked and left. You are with yourself again. and etc. by V
As a result, she has meat and you have a bouillon. and ;)

I want the phrase "Pesec is stealing" by the voice of Nikolai Drozdov in MP3!
Better to go out with someone 8)

If you want to calm down, find out the causes of your misfortune.
If you want to get nervous, deal with the reasons for happiness.

My husband and I have been together for many years. Yesterday night he delighted me: It was already quite late even for us - about 2 o'clock at night, and my husband does not go to sleep - he sat down at the TV. He finally comes, I ask him:
“You’re so long, I’m waiting for you in bed.” The husband says, “The transmission was interesting, I couldn’t give up.” I answered, “What’s more interesting for you?”
“The broadcast or me?” The husband, trained for years, without asking, “Of course, you.” Then he thought a little more and added, "But the transmission can not be repeated."

My husband returned from a business trip.
The wife: “Well how...”
Husband: “Dear, you are the best of me! How are you?”
Wife: “You are not the only one who thinks so!”

This is:

If you have a medical education, tell me:
If you take 2 fingers of one hand - the index and middle, and at the points of their contact, clean the upper layer of the skin (it will be a little painful). And then connect together and wrap for a couple of weeks. Will the fingers from these places grow or will the skin cover recover on each finger separately?
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You should not "clean", but carefully cut to "derma" (a layer of skin like this, under the epidermis), and it is better to cut the area into the entire proximal phalanx. Then yes, they will grow! I saw it after the burn.
with w, w The traumatologist.

It was fashionable to send greetings. And I too.

To the girl who was driving in the morning (about 8 o’clock) on January 14 this year in a 47 km electric car in a white hat and with a bag under a crocodile. I was sitting in front of you, in a brown bowl, reading "Sport Express". You were sleeping, leaning to the window, and then, in Tomilino, your mom called you, waking you up.

and short.

You are a goat! The dress should be more genuine if you don’t want to be cared for"!

She heard what I barely whispered! Hearing like Beethoven, fuck it!
Beethoven was deaf.

This morning on 2 channels in regional news said that in Tyumen soon you will be able to make payments with the help of terminals, which will set up in the trams about the case for small - to lay the rails and let the trams through the city.

FM is

sky> Blind, the flash is lost. It was like a memory for me.
sky> Like 16 gigabytes of memory.

<Krys> From Sberbank in the Urals disappeared 12 million rubles and cash
<kossT> God with them with money... man is missing!