The owner of the Ikea sold the soul to the devil, but he was unable to collect it according to the instructions.

I was cold (
The Poor! How was the day?
The cake of hell.
MMM with what?
With Sophia...

< Good_Fey> I found hematogen and cognac here
< chirika> how little we know about good fairies

RedKitten is a gesture. What kind of festival?
Tags: house party
RedKitten: aa.. all drank викодин and crumbled on one leg?)

This morning before work I went to the store standing in a row, in front of me a man healthy such a stands.Look at the shelf with all sorts of banks and thoughtfully says this:
Oh...the beef...and my still sleeps...

Some women are so cuddly that in social media do not write the year of birth, but indicate the year of graduation.

The telephone conversation:
“Hi, Masha, our separation was a mistake, let’s get it all back, please!
Are you drunk again?
Yes Yes
Blade, you are an idiot! You are calling me for the third time.
Well yes and what?
At the time of your first call, we decided that we were together again!! to

Commentary on the photo of a girl with a large decoult:
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :)
Issue of Issue)
Zzzz You are!

What do we do, are phone conversations recorded?
Yes, yesterday the server was installed, now they are recorded, but who and how often will listen to it all I don’t know.
What if I talked about shaved eggs?? to
And then I put it.)
Fuck...

Humans are 70% water, and cucumbers are 90% water. With simple mathematical calculations, one can estimate that a person is 65% cucumbers.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

xxx: I wanted the best, and it turned out as always: I wanted to wash the wipes, and the sponge

In China established a new center for the study of Russia
Yes, we are definitely BZZZ.
James: And the old cha, was Russified?
Tagged: Sleeping

This is only possible in Russia: in early September, in the Tver region, in the forest, to the nearest settlement 10km. I go collect mushrooms and I see the book rolling has already collapsed from moisture, bended I read the cover : PHP for tea... O_o

I now watched the book Elai - there is a type of post-apocalypse, everything is destroyed, there is almost no water, an ancient sample for the weight of gold, etc., but all have white teeth.

From one forum, the topic about the trauma of cockroaches:

DW: Better to poison the cockroaches together with neighbors, i.e. I wanted to say together with the neighbors that they should not run from apartment to apartment, in the sense of cockroaches...

flower05> Probably not in the topic, well I know a couple who so met :-D a girl went near the tsunami and behind a guy, he says to her-a girl, your hair has fallen. They have fallen in nature! She failed to build. :D

On the official website of the Russian Academy of Sciences in English, "Protein Institute" gently named Squirrel Institute.

I sit at work, I work in the MILICY, in the phone comes a request for authorization with an explanation of the reason... the reason is as follows:
"Hello, if you want to push, tell me where and I will go anywhere..."

Please please please please please 😉

I wash my laundry, I love it.
It calms my wicked blood.
Without this humble way of life
I would be a murderer or somebody.
Someone with wings and a fire sword,
Wash your laundry, and nothing else!

Case of life.
The girl wrapped the guy in handcuffs to the bed of the section... and turned on porn and left.. and at this time the girl's parents come.
The voice from the bed.
"Hello and Lena is coming soon?"