When does the zodiac sign change closest to us?
I don’t know, but why you?
Sosa: I’m just corresponding with one girl here, and she only contacts when she changes the zodiac sign and only for two hours.
liten_hjort: about the Zodiac Internet?
Sessa: She is from "Posetka-2001", almost exactly according to the horoscope, a satellite passes over them - within two hours she has an inet.

Whoever helps people is wasting time.
> Good deeds cannot be celebrated!
< do you think?
> No, this is a song at all.
< who is singing?
> The old lady.
< funny, is there a reference to the discography?

by Lola (16:18)
I know the question is stupid, but how do I call a cat? and :)
Demonuka at 16:19:
What color is it?
by Lola (16:19)
What color can an animal be? The black witch! and :)
by Demonuka (16:21):
Funny, did she appear today?
by Lola (16:21):
I found...
by Demonuka (16:23)
Hm... well today is a programmer’s day, so call her Hell...the more she’s black...)
by Demonuka (16:26):
But here’s how your parents will react to the appearance of hell in the house, it’s a question of course.

I was in the bus with a friend, Al Pacino. because of its height, it supports the ceiling (joke of 198cm). The interpreter is awful, at the stop "the market" tries to stumble on the grandmother, who is a friend just on the belt. Looking at the crowd, she decides not to go in, which a friend says "go in with me another pocket free". My grandmother was very humorous, no one was injured.

In one news source:
The decision was adopted by a majority of votes - one person voted against, another one abstained. The number of votes "for" has not been specified. The group consists of 31 members."
They keep us for idiots.

by Greenka:
I cooked potatoes on the weekend. A mouse ran around. He decided to frighten and quietly threw a potato. The result is headshot. The years of the game in the CS did not go untraceably)))

Not allowing a woman to speak out is worse than not allowing a drunkard to flatter.

Before going to the army, I said goodbye to my grandfather and he said:
Have you read Switch?
No, I am saying.
- Well, take the honor, and be in the army Swiss, then your service
It will be easier.
In the train on the way to the part, I swallowed this booklet and really became its main character. Not that it would be easier for me, but more fun definitely. I arranged performances of anything, for example: Our squadron has a Komsomol assembly. Commander of the Squadron:
Comrades of Komsomol, we have a restructuring and acceleration in the country.
I suggest calling the first squad for the soccer competition, which will be
The proposals?
I raise my hand and get the word:
– Comrade Lieutenant, I suggest not calling them into the competition.
They are calm and we will not lose.
- What nonsense, this is a strange position, but how to measure the forces and
In this competition, we will defend the honor of our fourth team.
The Squadron?
Again I take the word:
If we have publicity and openness, I will say it for myself. Not personally from me.
Depending on whether to get into our squad or not, without me decided, even in what
I will serve in a city and even in a republic. Nor is anyone
I asked what kind of troops I wanted to serve. I would like, for example,
serving in intelligence, lying on his home couch and exploring,
Today on the telecast. So, to be honest, I cherish our honor.
The squad is the same as the first.
Staley began to lose his face.
So on Saturday, instead of a movie, you’ll go to the cinema.
The Sports City!
I take the word:
Because we are here people of subjectivity, and being free for nothing
We didn’t go to a black-and-white movie about the red Turkestan, we don’t care.
The trouble or that.
My colleagues supported me:
Better in the air in a colorful sports town than in a dark black and white.
The Cinema.
I continue to:
And then, it seems to me that a member of the Komsomol organization should not
to threaten the repression of the entire Komsomol organization of the squadron.
Staley greenered and cried out: “You don’t understand, fools, if we don’t vote for my proposal, I’ll be shaken in the headquarters, and I’ll shake you!”! to
I raise my hand:
Comrade Komsomolets, I propose to vote for the proposal of the Commander.
The squadron and call this unfortunate first squadron to compete.
The commander was not in the headquarters. Who is for?
Staley shut his head with his hands and whispered quietly under his nose:
What do I do here...?
As a result, instead of an hour of struggle with sleep, we had a fun time.
And the very first time I turned on Schweitz was in the first days of service, when the commander of the company asked:
Are there domestic complaints?
I honestly admitted that I have some shorts and a short blanket, the legs underneath it. The captain "involved Petrosyan" and issued a soldier joke of the pre-Petersburg era:
The blanket is short. Then cut off the strip from above and take it down.
Where are the feet.
Everyone stopped except me. The next morning, when my sergeants to the commander that I had done so, the commander, looking at my white-stringed blanket, asked, “Are you an idiot?” I answered, "The advice is really strange, but I thought that you would not advise anything bad that would harm your subordinate or company property. The captain immediately ordered to give me a new one and no more officers or sergeants joked with me, and I slept under a large zero, a warm blanket and thanked my grandfather Vasya for myself.

The hypermarket. On all products the label "Action: good without borders! By buying, you help the child! In the center of the picture is the owner of the market with his son.

Oh, and what foolish stuff you don’t put under the dropper!
Yyy: You promised never to bomb Iraq? Can’t go through the mission in the game?

Blin forgot the second cuplet, don't you remember what the autumn is?
yyy: September, October and November.
THANK YOU CEP. Shovchuk just sows.

X: The problem is that this fucking module doesn’t work.
This is, you know, the most common problem in IT.

Hi, I have a share.
Y: The Dilemma
X: There is a woman but not a hunt to fuck
Y: There is a woman, but I don’t want her.
X: Thank you for the advice, I finally found out.

Monday in the morning. Why there is no suicide booth next to the workplace as in "Photos".

xxxx
It is properly plugged or included.
xyxy
This is

When communicating with Misha, you have to choose words carefully. He in WoW brought the Guild "Brothers of Steel" to disintegration by a mere innocent question "Who?".

Dear programmers with a professional holiday you - the day of the programmer! Let the code always be easy and without errors!

The xxx:
Is that what you found in this shooting? You spend a lot of money and the most precious time a bride on what. Pshik and Bach.
YYYY :
Are you spending money on vodka and whiskey?
xxxxxxxxxxx:
Well, I’m not married, and corruption requires a lot of money.
A talented person needs a recharge.and :)
WOW :
The fate of many talented people, including Pushkin, teaches us that a talented person must first learn to shoot.

I thought I had the art of speaking, and it turned out they were just waiting for my breasts to come out of the dress.

Yesterday I saw how on the highway Vladivostok - Khabarovsk during the intense movement on the platform carried a metal garage, on which metric letters were written "You will fucking, I will kill us ".