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One friend tells the other:
“I’m coming home, I’m looking, and she’s with her lover. Well, I went to the kitchen, opened the refrigerator, got a bottle of vodka, drank, sang sad songs... And then I look, the apartment is not mine!!!”

I hate this weather. I’m all in black, brutal, with a guitar...and an umbrella in a flower!! to

My mother works as a logopedist in the kindergarten. At school, the children are told a mystery:

"What a miracle! This is a miracle!
Upstairs the dish, downstairs the dish.
A miracle on the road.
The head shakes to the legs."

After some reflection, the child jumps up and screams at the whole group: BLOODOOK!!! to

I am still in a single community.
WOW: How many are you there?
I am alone...

I: What will I get for twiks?
Wife: Mmmmm...we’re falling down in the bed and I’ll scratch you.
What about Mine?
It is 72 rubles!! You are!!! to
I: Did I get married?? to
You married to save O_o

Physics lessons
The teacher after a long explanation, seeing the reaction of the students...
Teacher: I feel like a stomach.
After a minute of silence, why?
I am in the midst of the oaks.
Children: (after a five-minute silence, shy) and who is the hammer?

You know, I rarely smoke. But then, with his depression, he decided to hit everything, called Barry. After an hour and a half, they talked to each other about their problems and said goodbye to friends. The depression, strangely enough, has passed.

C forum game meji.ru, the theme of adding a new race:

Fasian:> You give the elves in the zenchik! :D

antimagic II:> her. If you could play millionaires)) a crazy race. Stand for 15 days, steal bubbles, turn around at night, and any action against them is an action against yourself. :D :D

The most difficult game:
The game "Take your ass off the couch". Sometimes it is unbearably difficult.

<Fytsy> okay, real boys mom blinkers made, I ran....
<S.T.R.Y.K.E.R.> real boys mom seeds roast

There are offices that pull out of the dead.
XXX: The Infos
YYY : :D
From screws in the sense of... ^__^

You may be right about the psychic.
YYY: Well
XXX: There was a day ago.
YYY: What is it?
xxx: I am standing I mean at the stop, the bus I am waiting... remembered that I am in the pharmacy what shit to buy, the pharmacy at the stop so.. I go, I ask, and they tell me that I went in 5 minutes ago and bought it... really forgot the building...

With a friend I drank beer near "Five-Five". Here the rain started, well, we picked up beer, we went to the store, we turned a little around the corner, we saw a large window. We sit there, we talk. Here a friend raises his eyes, an advertisement on the glass... I look, read, silently close the beer.
The inscription said:
The probability of getting a gunshot in the leg is 99.9%.
Rough Samara "five-foot"

Fuck, I can’t sit at home!
The ppc! What to do, right?
Well, in the first place, pull the shirt out of your ass...

Yesterday, a guy came to us in the store, all slipped, in a suit, with a diplomat. I asked if we had Rahmanians. And we have not. and he: "well then give Cannibal Corps - Kill"
What have I done?! to

Melancholy
Fucking depression for half a year already, as if there were enlightenments, but not long. I tried to find another grandmother, tried drugs, tried a prostitute, tried vodka. Every day it gets worse and worse. I thought time would cure, but time would only destroy. He tried to kill himself, failed, the spirit lacks. What really to do in such a situation?

Amnesia
You just tried shit drugs, cheap prostitutes, and burnt vodka, that’s the problem.

xxx: today here is the truth a tourist one named me inadequate
Old or fat?
XXX: Young and very cute. He behaved like a fox. Only Hamit Guida arrived at the hotel. and stupid. Guess who will get the longest number?

pushkin: to give something unnecessary, you need to download something unnecessary, and we - not enough rating