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[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №34178
 07.08.2010
xxx: why all my acquaintances who have a GPS navigator have two points in it - "Home" and "Work"?? to
WOW: in order to be able to return home after the corporation, and go to work in the morning))

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №34177
 07.08.2010
From the forum on the "frozen" construction of multi-storey buildings:

Ivanov: I was with my family at the building today. Thou shai!! to
Peterson: It is not true! I live opposite. I saw a few people from the window today.

It was Ivanov with his family!!)))))

The bug! And even a bit of muffins! :)

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №34176
 07.08.2010
meff34 (14:40:45 7/08/2010)
Fuck, I bought from a good man for good money a fucking watermelon.

[ + 70 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №34175
 07.08.2010
Someone has advised me that when a boss is attacking you, you should mindfully put a clown cap on him and not get angry.
YYY: Well and how?
xxx: as a man who grew up in the horrors of the 80s and 90s I am not only overcooked but I am also panically afraid: (((

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №34174
 07.08.2010
Read in comments to the news "VW Beetle taught to ride on products of human life":
xxx:ha.. presented in a taxi "how much it costs" "how much you put, so much and we go"

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №34173
 07.08.2010
- phpdude, and you started programming, to physics, because this relationship is indirect, if not to say that - no xD

- with physics in Russia correlates only "death from hunger", here as if without a way out

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №34172
 07.08.2010
Levshawar: in honor of the day of builders, we work until 11 a.m. on Friday and go to the heatway to boil :-)
Lesya: Cool to you...
Lesya: Stand up... you are not builders!
Levshawar: And we’re poffig :-) The main thing is that no one reminds the director of this :-)

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №34171
 07.08.2010
Tagged: fucking
The water was turned off in the apartment. Cold and Hot T_T
GNOM: Apples washed with quas, T_T pitcher

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №34170
 07.08.2010
And in autumn there will be a miracle that will reveal: Oh, and there was no summer this year at all!

[ + 69 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №34169
 07.08.2010
Sometimes I even feel like I have a wheel in my mouse more than in the car.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №34168
 07.08.2010
Whoever wakes up early will have much time to do. Here is.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY Not sleeping for example.

[ + 87 - ] Comment quote №34167
 07.08.2010
I was in Moscow all day. In addition to one (a fanatic of Stalker's travels to abandoned places): she is a freelancer and works at home. In the room is an ionizer, on the windows wet benches / sandwiches / skateboards. Exit is performed in anti-gas.
How do people look at you on the street?
Those who can see through the smoke are jealous.

[ + 87 - ] Comment quote №34166
 07.08.2010
Diablo: fucking like I want to go to the bathroom for a couple of hours and scream
KiNO: A strange way to fill the bathroom, is it not easier to just turn on the crane?
Diablo: Why are you such a goat?

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №34165
 07.08.2010
Thank you to the Belarusians who sent their firefighters to our suffocating column, and wish to all our ministers sitting on the islands to stay there.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №34164
 07.08.2010
Moscow was a big village.
Then it became a big bite.
It is a large gas chamber.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №34163
 07.08.2010
Crown(12:39:29 7/08/2010)
and an. I decided to resign again. Is there a place for me?? to

yania (12:39:45 7/08/2010)
Again, what is it now?

Crozenstern (12:41:10 7/08/2010)
Because of religious beliefs. They do not recognize Me as God!

yania (12:41:18 7/08/2010)
:D


[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №34162
 07.08.2010
From our window, only the school is visible!! to
YYY: And from our window only a little...

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №34161
 07.08.2010
You know what annoys me in you?

She : what?

He said, “You are one of those people who don’t write to me, please,” and he will answer, “Well, I won’t.”

[ + 92 - ] Comment quote №34160
 07.08.2010
If there was no heat
in cities and villages
We would never know
These fun days
Almost in the dark.
Not going grandmother.
I would not be naked.
The Cab Cab Cab
If there were no heat.
There would be no fires.
No half of the country.
As under a coffin.
Not burning at home.
in towns and cities.
There would be no Russian mat.
Over the burning forest
If there was no heat
We do not know the sorrow.
No rain from the country.
Just closer to the sea.
In Antalya, in Crimea
The Arabs in Cairo
The Third Rome.
The Cab Cab Cab
If B, brothers, not the heat
would be beautiful
I would not give balls.
Half a beer bottle
I would not sweat the city.
With tears together.
The winter is not waiting for people.
If B, if B, if B

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №34159
 07.08.2010
Yesterday my aunt Ruth ordered a print. Carrocs when they all counted together got 666 rubles.
My aunt thought that the amount was so terrible. He asks: When will it be ready?
There is a lot of work to do, it will be done in a week. In the Friday.
And what number?
The thirteenth day! 😉

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