From the heart:
I remember at the time the era of pagers was and we bowed over the root decided, left his pager number in the city dating service in the gay section, well a man at that time was doing the repair of compops, actually one pigeon dropped his number, they called, each thought of his now and actually Kirill went to him (thought the computer to repair), and that understandably...
Actually, according to the stories of a friend, a pigeon opens the door in a hoodie and says a cognac and so on, they drank and the boy says, let's do something, and Kirill looks at the computer like not where it is, barely dropped from there.
After a month he did not talk to us.

xxx: ksta, yesterday watched the family "How to train a dragon"
YYY: We watched in the cinema
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY))))
I have a small seat on it.
I have tried anal.
yyy: I liked it))
xxx: Draco is such a coffee, just a little bit of anonymous))
xxx: "anal" - is it "analyze this cartoon" or "anal sex"? ))
Tagged: fucking
Don’t be stupid...
Yyy: I can’t talk so long about the mults))))

My girlfriend is in shock today.
Domovoy: She advised me to put the status fun in order to raise self-awareness.
Domovoy: Listened, wrote "Ura! I am happy, rich, sexy, beautiful and positive!
In 10 minutes, a message comes from her:

"Change status)))) but as a fool some... all heroic, and he is happy..."

YYYY
Tell me where you can download the scanner to see through the clothes. Please!! to

xxxx
Do you believe in Pokémon?

About 3D Porn:
How to make manual glasses?
- Well, attach two films to different eyes - to one red, to the other blue.
Fuck the fuck! Both hands will be occupied. Give me these glasses?

xxx: I never understood, in instance, my teaching of matana.
YYY: Is this the one who spoke Polish?

Her tongue is cursed.
Mmm... cool...
The main thing is that the member is not cursed.
O_O
The main thing is that she has no member.

xxx: I come to the sweet, I say - the boss sent for the swabs.
XXX: I immediately ask – where is she flying?

From one shop:
Awakening by Hanel
The alarm clock doesn’t stop ringing until you pick it up 30 times.

Great, tell him that he is Pele, and return to the field!" - the reaction of the coach who learned that his player after a stroke does not remember who he is.

XXX: What about you? Why are you sad?
YYY: I became a father.
You have to be happy, Ch.
My wife will be happy when she learns.
o o o o o o

and Tarrasque:
Red, where is the Muzelmacher?
The Red Tank:
The Shaposhnikovs? The elements are summoned.
and Tarrasque:
And more understandable?
The Red Tank:
He is negotiating with representatives of the housing services on the subject of the pre-release inspection of the GVS and heating systems before the start of the heating season, sir!
and Tarrasque:
And a shorter?
The Red Tank:
The elements are summoned.

Google Corporation has that it will pay higher wages to gay employees than to employees with a traditional orientation... How many of Google’s 20,600 employees will be affected by the innovation, it is not yet known, but the gay community within the company, which calls itself Gayglers, has about 700 members. Note that Google is considered the undisputed leader in the IT market by the number of gays and lesbians in its state.

You heard Johnny gets more of you now!
This is PI!! to

At work there is a correspondence on the ass, the guy writes his girlfriend:
You’ll be released soon, I’ve already missed you.
I’m going to eat today, so early ?
An e-mail from the start-up:
"I will eat you. no"

To determine whether a virgin is a girl or not, different peoples came up with a lot of ingenious and diverse tests. For example, peoples living on the shores of the Caspian Sea placed a naked bride in front of a beekeeper and watched her behavior. If the girl was quietly standing, looking in the face of a dangerous insect, and they did not bite her, then the virgin, and if the bride turned to flee - then the integrity is lost. Others placed the bride on a barrel over a vessel of wine and tried to smell the wine vapors from the mouth of the subject. If she was not a virgin, it smelled wine from her mouth.

1 - and today I went to work an hour earlier... confused the time of demand

2 How is it?

It is dark in the morning, the blinds are closed.
We have a church 100 meters away.
And from 7 in the morning it starts to ring every 15 minutes.
3 strokes - 7:45, 8:45 and so on.
I usually get up at 8:45 at the alarm clock.
And today I woke up, it broke 3 times, I thought I didn't hear the alarm and went to the bathroom, didn't look at the clock.
Then I dressed up, and then I realized that it was early.
Not clothes anymore. and popper on the bus.

2 is instructive:
The 21st century – the programmer lives on the church bell... ;)

Graier (10:20:21 9/09/2010)
Guess why I write to you.

Technical support (10:21:19 9/09/2010)
Send a kiss?

Graier (10:22:31 9/09/2010)
I did not guess. You have two more attempts.

Technical support (10:26:10 9/09/2010)
Invite for a walk?

Graier (10:26:24 9/09/2010)
Another attempt...

Technical support (10:27:16 9/09/2010)
"What kind of stuff does the filter not work?"

I put on the headphones today. All normal people would burn up. And I was like a real crush =(

The man said, the man knocked on the table, the man from the window catches things.

My son went to 1st class. In a few days he asks:
11 years at school is like a prison.