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[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №35438
 02.09.2010
xxx: in a wave such a desolation)))
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
xxx: no people, no such spam in the chat)) at the fountain I alone fished all morning, in raids all morning gather, can not collect) children in school!)

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №35437
 02.09.2010
xxx: push the mafia two or fig with her?
Fig with her.
XXX: What would you do like that?
Tagged: oil

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №35436
 02.09.2010
A short summary: there was a bug in the doorstep that the first appeal to the base turned off by timeout, but the following went normally. It turned out that the Hindus had accumulated 75,000 lines of the method, and the connection to the BD collapsed during the JIT-compilation of the method. To revitalize further discussion, I would say that with C++ this would not happen.

>>> The 75k line method in C++ is more likely to call the devil than it works.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №35435
 02.09.2010
Do you have an explorer?
YYY: It happens in the morning.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №35434
 02.09.2010
RazZzoR: I have a problem 'how to get sex'I fuck more than with irka

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №35433
 02.09.2010
xxx: the condom was broken: ((
xxx: bad was the idea to write a pen "On Berlin!!and "

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №35432
 02.09.2010
The Hunting Arms Forum
Maniax: I read here that a bullet fired from a 50-caliber sniper rifle and flew 2,000 meters, has more energy than the charge of a two-ship from 1.5 meters.
Pacifist: Well, but they don’t even compare to a good stake on the mouth...

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №35431
 02.09.2010
As an adult already a man, and dreamed of the first of September and became scary

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №35430
 02.09.2010
Tagged: fucking
Sword: 6 meters
Fuck you Annie.
Qister: What is Dial Aptcher Syndrome?

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №35429
 02.09.2010
L: Serge, and you are very similar to me. The same nose, eyes, eyebrows, skulls as well. My mom’s hair and my mom’s forehead, and all the rest is mine.
Q: Excuse me, what are you trying to do?
A: Oh you are a bitch!

and #65279;

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №35428
 02.09.2010
If you pull a treasure out of the land, 50% of its value belongs to the state. If you pull a drowning man out of the water, 90% of the merit in his rescue is attributed to Shoigu.

lj by yasviridov

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №35427
 02.09.2010
Belkino: Now you understand why I crampfully look for old Soviet textbooks? To teach a child at home, otherwise there will be +1 to the generation of those who have received the tower and who write "excited".

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №35426
 02.09.2010
xxx: (10:38:03 2/09/2010)
Hunted mouse yesterday.
zzz: (10:48:02 2/09/2010)
and how
xxx: (10:48:33 2/09/2010)
I put the bowl to the nork 3 l, poured oil there so that the legs would slip and it could not get out.
xxx: (10:48:40 2/09/2010)
We did not see her there yesterday.
xxx: (10:48:48 2/09/2010)
I come in the morning and in the bank.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №35425
 02.09.2010
XXX: What did you bring?
I don’t know, but I’ll drink it.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №35424
 02.09.2010
The Berry Juice:
Today I saw a district therapist (a former military doctor, a relatively young man) in a bullshit with the inscription:
What is the influenza coming to us?

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №35423
 02.09.2010
I want unforgettable impressions of something incredibly good and unusual.
Say just that you want to fuck and don’t shake your head.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №35422
 02.09.2010
We were defeated by ants. I asked my friend (p) counsel.
p: buy pearls and squeeze around the house along the perimeter
I: And what will happen?
Q: These pearls look like ants eggs. When they see them, they will be drawn into a antscape.
I: Well, they will move them all to themselves, and what then? They will return!
P: No, they won’t come back, they’ll go out!

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №35421
 02.09.2010
I sit down and fold the chicken. Mother stretches a peach (I don’t see it) with the words:
Do not throw the bone.
Why to you?
I will plant in the earth to grow.
That’s what they’re getting out of the eggs...

[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №35420
 02.09.2010
Stories go crazy by things that sometimes come true.

[ + 39 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №35419
 02.09.2010
The story of the fact that in every minus is hidden a fat plus...
A woman received a notification by mail about a fine for excess speed.
I looked at the photo - her car, the fine she paid, but the fact is that during the violation of the PDD, the lady, along with the car, was in the country forty kilometers from the third ring, but in the police she did not say a word.
It is clear as a good day that it was a double car (the hijackers break the numbers under the already existing car).
Since the time on the photo was six in the morning, the lady suggested that her twin was rushing to work.
Every day, two weeks, from half-sixth to half-seventh, our heroine was waiting for a double on the same place of the third ring. I saw it once, but did not catch it, it was very fast. The other time, the movement was louder and she managed to adjust to him.
The man walked into some office and entered. The barkeeper parked away, approached the office and called the evacuator.
A truck arrived, the evacuator pulled a passport from the lady, documents on the car and, without unnecessary words, loaded the machine-double onto the platform. By the edge of the eye, the lady saw in the crowd a man who was very worried, but did not dare to say anything...
As a result, our heroine, as before, rides on her car, but her parents have the same carpet, on which the old women now drive to the village for milk. These were my neighbors and they told me this story.

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