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[ + 118 - ] Comment quote №24648
 09.01.2010
The guy whose "Piracy" Black Lightning is now on the Web. Medical students are concerned about you. every hour and a half, you periodically make sounds in your throat that resemble the cough of a patient with tuberculosis.
Check it out! Otherwise, you may not survive the sequel!

Demon, the dresser, who

[ + 62 - ] [6 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №24647
 09.01.2010
S: To the fact that if you knock with dignity on the textbook – you give up for 5, comrades, what do I do? I am a girl!and ((

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №24646
 09.01.2010
to this:
A friend said:
He had his numbers removed. To eat, he took a taxi. He drove all night, picked up the money, went home, thought about drinking tea and sleeping. There is no tea or sugar. He followed them and went to a store in a neighborhood.
It runs past the park, and through the bushes you can see, the goats stand all stop. A bunch of cars.
Well, I said, I didn’t think for a long time, turned on the mode "stels"(light lights off). Quietly turned, and went home (the lights never turned on).
I go, I am glad. Well, I, the fool, the smart, well I, the fool, the good.
Almost did it when a flash blinked to him from behind, too, in the mode of stealth.
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So then what happened? The penalty? It is interesting!!! to

[ + 89 - ] Comment quote №24645
 09.01.2010
to this:
to this:
You, when in contact you go to the page of a cute girl and find in the column "Family status:"There is a friend", you also start to inspect the wall of this beautiful woman and try to analyze, who is the last to register this, fool, friend? And go to him on the page to make sure he’s fucked?
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At the point man!! to

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It hasn’t been roasting for a long time :-)

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №24644
 09.01.2010
Are you sure you are living well?
Invite your mother. She will tell you how low you fell.
Warning: it is better to immediately remove vodka, Gandons and cigarettes from the system. The sisters of the mother are afraid and go there to clean up in the last line.
and Arsenicum.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №24643
 09.01.2010
to this

Banal of course, but...
Loneliness is when January 6th ends for me to shave.
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Aahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah The foam for the shaving post quotes!!!!! to

[ + 101 - ] Comment quote №24642
 09.01.2010
XXX: Mom is sitting by and burning in the monkey. clicking on each link like dancing on the mine field))))) Any second will come out porn

[ + 89 - ] Comment quote №24641
 09.01.2010
Now I listen to a mother telling her sister to take her daughter and go to the mountains to ride. In the process, she says, “She will remember this snow for a lifetime. There has not been such snow in Peter for a hundred and twenty-eight years!
The devil pulled me out, imitating my mother’s voice: "How I remember the last time now"...

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №24640
 09.01.2010
I understand that you are very sociable, but the door to the toilet should be closed!!!! to

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №24639
 09.01.2010
Vika: Greet me! I am now a graduate Hiromant!! to
Onassis: Moodza and what?
Take off your hand and send it. I will tell you about your future!!! to
Onassis is ghetto!
Vika: Oooo... I see you are too careful about choosing a partner)))
Onassis: How did you understand this?? to
Vika: On the moose, the rabbit! by the mouse! ?

[ + 96 - ] Comment quote №24638
 09.01.2010
<November> you hear what I’m telling :D

<Stierchen> let’s go :)

<November>I after work had to take the paper into the container behind the store, and it was already full, well I went in to drown ><
<November> and it is already dark, a man goes by with a child, about 3-4 years old. The boy asks "and what does she do?"
<November> daddy smiled and replied "Sleep goes to bed" :D

<Stierchen> :D

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №24637
 09.01.2010
Let us say all the words on the letter X.
Give it. Just don’t say the first word out loud, I already know what you’ve thought.
Yes, of course you are, it’s not decent. I can’t say "Habensky" out loud. Oh well fucking!

[ + 102 - ] Comment quote №24636
 09.01.2010
Today the cat has late congratulated me on the holidays - I open my eyes in the morning and my gaze hits the mouse caught by him (finally!!!And this devil is sitting by the bed and waiting for my reaction...Mommy dear that I have experienced!!! In order not to scare my screams of sleeping guests, I carefully took my mouse into the rubbish pipeline...Well, the cat praised))) He is a real man for me! That is how we live ?

[ + 86 - ] Comment quote №24635
 09.01.2010
Bobby Voley: Not for you

UN_WAR: You have not written anything

Boby Voley "Not to you"Not to you

[ + 85 - ] Comment quote №24634
 09.01.2010
to this:

I saw the most cruel act of vandalism, the tree thrown into the garbage on January 2.

and

This is last year’s...

[ + 86 - ] Comment quote №24633
 09.01.2010
We decided somehow with a friend to delight our young people. She advised during the time, forgive the children, the mine to grind a hot coffee, the type of guy will be warmer and more pleasant. On the same day, she tried... She wore the best underwear, turned on the romantic light, tied her eyes, the shortest romance is complete. And here, already during the process, this villain begins to roast wildly!
Are you breaking?? to
The Coffee... xD

I no longer liked such a romance.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №24632
 09.01.2010
to this

Ura to! I have counted! The minimum number of characters in the quote is 40, the maximum is 1500!

Can I consider myself a British scientist?
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I think you have all the reasons to think of yourself as the first bustle of the BOR)) and this is more honorable than some British scientist there.

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №24631
 09.01.2010
"How you get a new year on comp"
"- two, zero, zero - pla - backspace - one, zero"

[ + 90 - ] Comment quote №24630
 09.01.2010
Also from the English Pediatry about our humor:

Ohuyeli is? (Have you gone mad?) Nahuya (why) dohuya (so much) huyni (of stuff) nahuyarili (you have loaded up)? Rashuyarivay (unload it) nahuy! (Out of Here)
Huli to Huli? (What's the problem?) by Nihuya! (No way though!) Nehuy (No need) rashuyarivat (to unload)! Nahuyacheno ([It] got loaded) nehuyovo! ( Quite well ) The Pohuyuarili! Let's go

[ + 84 - ] Comment quote №24629
 09.01.2010
News on Mail:
At the intersection of the ICAD with the Leningrad Highway, the driver of the gasoline car failed to cope with the control and hit several cars on the touch... Inspectors of the DPS are issuing an accident, measures have been taken to find the gasoline car.

I am pleased with one comment:
Firefighters are looking for, police are looking for.
They are looking for insurance, they are looking for a hospital.
Looking for a long time, offended to tears,
The most common gasoline.
Gasoline without a reason.
He ran out of dozens of cars.
The case was seen by the Movement Inspector.
External camera recording.
The crew of Gaia -
The car disappeared like a mirage.
I was even scared, guys.
They will not be found, because they will take a little..."

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