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[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №35418
 02.09.2010
In animal protection, vodka has done more in hunting than all Greenpeace records combined.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №35417
 02.09.2010
Alex is
Thank you very much for all the good words and wishes :)))) I love all of you, I shake my hands on the men, the female part :))))
Basilisk
Where is the male female part you kiss? % of

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №35416
 02.09.2010
A friend came to Luhansk for a meeting. Very dressed, everything is done. There was a free time, went to the cafe - to order coffee, then a dialogue with the waitress:
– American
I don't speak English

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №35415
 02.09.2010
denistnt> I will never forget how in the 90s, the running line was the announcement: "The whisky store sells wholesale and retail liquor and vodka products";

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №35414
 02.09.2010
1 of September. The office window goes out to the school. We sit at work.
There was a thunderstorm on the street, the thunderstorm began.
Flegmatic voice of colleagues: "Oh, children exploded school"

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №35413
 02.09.2010
Odin went on vacation. I decided to clean up in my office before this case. We go to the environmentalists.
The environmentalist looking at clean tables without servers, system drivers, printers and other iron gives out: what, you were robbed?

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №35412
 02.09.2010
Talk about antivirus:

I’ve never used antivirus, so I’m protected.
Do you have time to remove the wire from the compound?

[ + 58 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №35411
 02.09.2010
The Gamer Forum:

[13-06, 08:46] SIDOVSKY: and I got five in all the exams)
[13-06, 08:56] bon: the wicked
[13-06, 09:07] humbaS: Destroyed
[13-06, 09:15] WalWer
[13-06, 09:23] Mah Jongg

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №35410
 02.09.2010
The Prelude:
We run, look for a sex shop with a girlfriend, but we can’t find it. There was a museum store nearby. With his tools, he decided to come in and ask where he was.
Do you know where the sex shop is?
P is no. A small pause. I have a huge selection of microphones.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №35409
 02.09.2010
Technical support provider:
The operator: Good night.
Andrei: Hello to you. How is it?
A is good.
A: Do they often talk to you at night?
A: Now yes, so if you have any questions, I listen to you carefully.
A is trouble. I wanted to play with you in words. The internet has not turned on yet. If I distract you, I apologize.
A: Andrei, don’t miss, there is a sappar and a sink. All the good. to Goodbye.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №35408
 02.09.2010
XX: It seems that the bosses have put you in specific lulls for late, since you are at work today on time.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY It happened accidentally.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №35407
 02.09.2010
Pavliq: Listen, how can I make everyone see me and not one? I worked here alone. Fucking how?
Add it to the list of invisibles
Pavliq: stupid like this? Fuck you understand.
MM: the right button on the contact to add to the list of failures
Pavliq: thank you very much
Poppy is offline

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №35406
 02.09.2010
Wolf> I generally suggest to make a set of Lada Kalina Putin edition

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №35405
 02.09.2010
Solo Max (17:28:21 1/09/2010)
In the Saratov region, a tank struck a bus....Pizdec, someone in the GTA IS PLAYING WHAT?? to

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №35404
 02.09.2010
I woke up at 11 a.m. and still don’t need to go to inst. I go out on the balcony, I look, the student comes home, with flowers...

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №35403
 02.09.2010
thx (13:22:22 1/09/2010)
I can't understand - it's okay to support the Russian automotive industry, if he doesn't need it himself?
yyy (13:22:51 1/09/2010)
This is a game, gambling.
yyy (13:23:03 1/09/2010)
The One-Handed Bandit
yyy (13:23:32 1/09/2010)
billions of dollars, and eventually
yyy (13:23:42 1/09/2010)
But the fox fascinates.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №35402
 02.09.2010
The topic of shit in the car remained a secret for me and thank God. True friend joked anywhere, a shy man... opened two doors on the side and let me hide... and I quietly drive the car forward... he is a goose, sprinkling the stool and a mother – he follows me... (c) green

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №35401
 02.09.2010
Martalex: In the first week of September in the Roman Catholic parishes of the country will be held the consecration of school supplies
Martalex: the timetable is dedicated to the seals.
Thupik: I will not go.
You are given 4 in the exam.
Martalex: and you "and I’ve got the metropolitan’s inquiry". and look at the teaching as if he were committing a mortal sin.
Thupik: not riding
Thupik: This is physics.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №35400
 02.09.2010
Yyy: I’ve got one: I eat so much after sex that it’s just ppc. Today I and my whole refrigerator probably melted) There and cabbage cakes went on)
xxxh: "go on" is it, I hope, in the food?

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №35399
 02.09.2010
Pro100klimoff

Only a true Russian can open the balcony at night because it is hot, and then hide with a blanket because mosquitoes.

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