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[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №24428
 04.01.2010
Tired after the holidays in the morning carefully try what liquid in the glass :(

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №24427
 04.01.2010
I have been watching porn sites lately. Descriptions of films are burning...Here I found:

In the village of Zbanovka arrived a demon, more accurately drawn the shit. It is purely men and purely terrible - fulfills the wishes of the Golden Fish, good luck to the horses. And the desires of the villains, I will tell you, do not differ in a big view, there is no way to guess a lot or there is a Hammer H2 Hannibal car, they do not eat everything just to the shit, the pigs want a pilot and must have a lot, and to have a hair in the 19th century, fuowu. Shabold naturally ticks into all the holes, and the demon sits next to it, the type of desire believes, well, and rubber sells, which is nothing, but profit. By the way, in that summer in Zbanovka, hemp was born clay, and even in the grandmother of Dusi, the mac fell asleep, so that the demons circled there in clusters, well, how, they had nourishment there, on the shore.

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №24426
 04.01.2010
Horrible drunkenness at friends at the house... We stand on the balcony with a crowd (man 10) smoking. And I before this cabbage with peanuts turned, you know, as in pregnant women – wanted )) Suddenly, I feel, presses... Give, I think, under the noise, the pressure in the compartments will compensate. The street is almost, all dusted, smoked - nobody will notice. Slowly I relax, preparing to squeeze the whisper slowly... And here the culprit of the celebration – the owner of the house, smokes with us on the balcony, turning hands to the sky and drawing our attention to what is happening somewhere, screams: “Silence! and quiet!Of course, I want everyone to be quiet. I was not prepared for such a turn of events... And how suddenly they all really silenced at once! The next moment the air shaken a long dense such with "basque" delicious pear! )) I was not stopped! Everyone quietly moved from the balcony inside, only my friend, who stood next to me, was beating in the convulsions of wild rust.

I thought this was the end of the story.)

But when I, depressed, asked him, he said, why to rub something like this, I look people in the eyes like now? In response, he struggled to contain his hysteria and said, “Is this she?”I"ve died immediately from this. Imagine a girl, the most honest of the rules, who in the eyes of everyone, prior to relieving the public from excessive noise, so fatherly wasted. All in all, I and Koresh couldn’t get together for another 15 minutes.)))

P.S Now we all normally communicate and like to periodically recall this case.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №24425
 04.01.2010
I asked a question in Google. Didn’t the p’s come? What Google has answered. P.S. Come and meet you with a smile!! to

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №24424
 04.01.2010
She: I can swear that as soon as I get away from you, you will find a friend.
Don’t swear, I still believe you.

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №24423
 04.01.2010
to this:
zloy-zloy: Alisha and I broke up at the ixbox today, then ate in the macca, then bought him a new phone and ran on his ass for two hours from the hills in the boring garden.
Zloy-zloy: Alisha has a birthday tomorrow
Zloy Zloy: He is my grandfather. He will be 81 years old.
and...
A great grandfather would all be like that ?

[ + 86 - ] Comment quote №24422
 04.01.2010
Listen, this is normal when I write to MY, BLIN, PREPODU in contact: "And you are a rare fool", and he answers to me "Overall right "Rare, and so"...

c)Slavonic_Suomi

[ + 84 - ] Comment quote №24421
 04.01.2010
to this:

Katy, thank you for forgiving the fool. I am glad you are with me.
A.
Z is. Please support, plz
__________________________
Did you call her Michael in bed? = D

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №24420
 04.01.2010
Most of the guys willpower exercises having sex without condoms :))

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №24419
 04.01.2010
The film "Avatar" is a movie about "The Cherry Garden", which began to shoot and stormed Lopachina (c) lj-user zayz

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №24418
 04.01.2010
To take a girl’s hand, you just have to take a girl’s hand.
Remember that!

[ + 69 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №24417
 04.01.2010
to this:
Love is when she lies on her shoulder, and it has run away, but you still sit not moving, so that she is comfortable.
____________________
You too are a pearl of "Love Is"?! to

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №24416
 04.01.2010
15:43 MaXidRom: Well, probably no one will be surprised... So I open the first eye, the ceiling... Like a native, familiar... I feel the shock nearby... here, I start to strain the muscle, and remember - ineffective, and, with a light movement I turn my head toward that... Lie, body, breathing, no longer bad - I think... Everything would be fine, but slowly comes the peezeets... I have no room in the room, and the curtains are not the same... And the room is more... I buckle the body, that is unclear "boyboy... """I know the terrible guys... I am Volodsky myself... I woke up in Toulouse. Shut up, shut up...

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №24415
 04.01.2010
This is no longer an abyss. This is a wall of crying :)

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №24414
 04.01.2010
XXX: The first sodium hydride
YYYYYYYYYYYY
XXX: The First NaH

[ + 85 - ] Comment quote №24413
 04.01.2010


Go to the abyss, I went to sleep.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №24412
 04.01.2010
<Wormik> fragment, and you thought I had a problem with the internet?! No is! My mom bought me an unlimited! Did you buy it? Are you crazy? Are you not running Ubuntu? Definitely no fuck. Let’s go to disassembly!
<Obvious> Wormik, take the substances and leave the channel
<fragment> and your seeds pick up!

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №24411
 04.01.2010
I argue for the cow that Cap knows who recorded the Unknown album!
__________________

Unknown Artist! Obviously so! and :)

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №24410
 04.01.2010
There will also be a goldfish in my bowl.

[ + 91 - ] Comment quote №24409
 04.01.2010
Named the daughter acquaintances, but somehow delayed with the process.
The girl was more than three years old. Her daddy plunged her into the bath, and she did not scream, but looked in strict eyes and asked, "You are what, fool, what? You can even kill!”

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