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[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №34818
 20.08.2010
XXX: We are gathering video projectors

and XXX:
A guy bought a freelance lens, lens, and a bushy 17 monitor

and XXX:
removed from the warehouse under the pretext of repair of 3 square meters of facade

and XXX:
He stated that a glass door in his cabinet cabinet was broken (a glass is needed for the projector), allegedly a vacuum cleaner's fork and part of the wire burned (should be replaced and extracted from the warehouse).

XX: We have put together. began to test.

XX: And the monitor came out.

XXX: they removed the matrix, assembled the monitor back and put the guy to the workplace. The normal workplace of Enzo was taken away. I wrote a request that the monitor flow. Repair is not subject. Should buy a new

Chapter 8: Where I Work

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №34817
 20.08.2010
The cigarettes ended. No shops nearby. I approach the man.
Do you have any cigarettes?
I guessed!

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №34816
 20.08.2010
Authorization comes next:
Nanaki (16:26:07 19/08/2010)
You are who?
Nastenka (16:26:30 19/08/2010)
by Naughty))
Nanaki (16:27:08 19/08/2010)
O how...
Nastenka (16:27:12 19/08/2010)
I want to dress up.)
Nanaki (16:27:31 19/08/2010)
Is there a connector? xd
Nastenka (16:27:43 19/08/2010)
Yes yes)

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №34815
 20.08.2010
X: I feel strange today.

YYY: Have you slept?
ZZZ: Have you slept?
RRR is sober?


[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №34814
 20.08.2010
Dmitry: I am in general, by the way, shocked by what is happening in the universe
Dmitry: especially in the area of my heel
Dmitry: She broke

[ + 98 - ] Comment quote №34813
 20.08.2010
One girl has a status: "It’s time for me to lose reality..." I didn’t read this status correctly alone?)

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №34812
 20.08.2010
xxxxxxxxxxx:
In the cabinet of "true lovers of hot beach vacation", wrapped in warm things on the occasion of the cooling, our main sab-zirich of frostbite (a guy who grew up in the north) enters in a T-shirt and, looking at the acidic rows of the frostbite, with the intonations of Lieutenant Rzhevsky echoes:
How is the weather, gentlemen?
- Go out, someone in troubled feelings whirls.
I think it’s wonderful! Plus 11 in the afternoon after plus 45 - that's the same, I'm sorry, Fuck it!
The hell is going back. The lights switched on the heater.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №34811
 20.08.2010
I went to VKontakte "Sigeon"
The first task is to kill a bird for food.
He slapped with a knife, the skin removed, the bird remained ><
Then I ticked my mouse on her again, and I was given the phrase:
"The wild sand cock is looking at you with suspicion"

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №34810
 20.08.2010
"In the Grand Auditorium on Friday at 17:00 will be a lecture
Technology in the 21st century"

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №34809
 20.08.2010
111: Oh, what a wretch are those who come to torture the cashier with little things! and Arrh!
222: and also angry when before the box office money from the pocket get and start to sort and count.
Chapter 11: Aha
111: And still angry when this guy is yours
111, and somehow have to pay for it :(

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №34808
 20.08.2010
Yes, this morning
Where is my sex promised?
And at this point on the telecast "Two young people died during sex"
You see, sex is dangerous.
All the fucking...

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №34807
 20.08.2010
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
You, like a real man, touch her until she loses her pulse and while she is lying under the noise in her head, she is removed.
Wicked (21:09:47 19/08/2010)
Damn, even if it happens, I’m probably... where do you offer me to get rid of my own house?
hgh (21:10:14 19/08/2010)
YYYYYYY
xxxx (21:10:22 19/08/2010)
Sori did not think.
xxxx (21:10:29 19/08/2010)
Oto Gong
xxxx (21:10:33 19/08/2010)
I fuck up here.
yyyy (21:10:48 19/08/2010)
I will be cool.
I invited to me, fucked, and I fucked.
xxxx (21:10:56 19/08/2010)
bggg
yyyy (21:11:00 19/08/2010)
Great plan boss!

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №34806
 20.08.2010
- Hi Ilya, I am sad, the whole company has gone out to nature and I stayed in the office to work. I am not connected to the server. I want to work, I want to work!!! to
Does not work? Strange... Do you have the cable in the connector?
I put it in my ass and wait for it to come.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №34805
 20.08.2010
The husband, in the process of struggle with the thinning compound, issued: "Let your mother be rubbed!!and "

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №34804
 20.08.2010
She: They didn’t seem to have used Uzi at all. The doctor had to determine the gender.
He: If the doctor was so drunk that he determined the gender position on his own, then I don’t think he should have given birth.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №34803
 20.08.2010
Coffee: What time is it?
arina_105 2:24
Yea Borusik: 22:24
Bella Kallen: 23:24
Coffee in: thank you

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №34802
 20.08.2010
Nick: Is ZAGS an abbreviation?
She: Yes
Nick: How is it decoded?
She:Palace of the Marriage
Nick is genius...

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №34801
 20.08.2010
My mom almost did not fire yesterday.
XXXX: Drying the hair with a construction dryer (((

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №34800
 20.08.2010

Silvia Leen (15:09:44 20/08/2010)
The vegetables are burned. (

[Eva Tornado] (15:09:54 20/08/2010)
And that they did? OOO

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №34799
 20.08.2010
Yesterday the girl confessed to me.
xxx what to do.
xxx: I explained to her that I was a drunkard, a drunkard and a debosher. She says I love you as you are.
YYYYYYYYYYYY True love of evil.

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