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[ + 71 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №34778
 20.08.2010
k3k: The wild village quest has just passed.
I wanted to see the movie on the notepad, but as it happened on the key, the F5 was stuck.
I had to look for something sharp.
Only a screw came to mind. My grandmother said it was in the garage. I went to the garage...the door was overwhelmed with sand, I had to look for a spade, the spade was broken, I decided to fix it on the other side. I am looking for a nail. Everything like a little, one, a shiffer, found... but, blunt, curved. I hit my fingers three times with a hammer. :)
He struck in the shovel, began to dig sand, entered the cat homono (in a bunch of modified pot;-/), washed the shovel, entered the garage, did not find a screwdriver... the grandmother was confused, she lay 30 cm from the note under the book:@

You are a tough conqueror of deer quests.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №34777
 20.08.2010
One day I went to the office for tea and in what case a former, dismissed colleague.
He did business and left.
And then I talked about it with the boss and he asked "how is he?"
I answered: "Okay, I am looking for a job"
Chef:" what, right at your office? )"
" and the I thought I lost it"

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №34776
 20.08.2010
1 and the processor.
We do not have a processor. We have a laptop.
0 0 0

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №34775
 20.08.2010
<xxx> the metalist must be smart!
<xxx> and I am very happy!
<yyy> and bypass strong electromagnets by side

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №34774
 20.08.2010
111 (12:33:43 19/08/2010)
Did you see Lenin?

222 (12:34:30 19/08/2010)
No, there how many times I have been so many times the mausoleum was closed

111 (12:36:06 19/08/2010)
He had to know in advance when he would come to work.

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №34773
 20.08.2010
Olga (17:50:00 19/08/2010)
I love when people wake me up in the middle of the night.

Lawyer (17:50:14 19/08/2010)
Go to the Army.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №34772
 20.08.2010
From the Women’s Forum:

xxx: I used to be ashamed of cellulite, but my husband said that I am stupid and I have no cellulite. His vision is minus 4.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №34771
 20.08.2010
and Victoria:
Please tell me what it means if the icon of the Blessed Mother of God has fallen in an empty room"I am worried because this is a bad sign, and I am currently expecting a child.Can it be worth going to the church and put candles on this icon?

The Father:
Everything is very simple, dear Victoria: the laws of physics have worked. The force of attraction exceeds the force of friction.

and Victoria:
Thank you very much!

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №34770
 20.08.2010
The municipality of Vladivostok was poured with dirt from the sewerage - this is a sign from above.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №34769
 20.08.2010
lady
As long as you get there, the sun will rise... Kissing

As you wish
I’ll go very quickly 😉

lady
>o I will give you quickly...

As you wish
OK is

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №34768
 20.08.2010
Gareth (15:02:58 19/08/2010)
Do you ask XY then?

Gareth (15:03:04 19/08/2010)
What *

Gareth (15:03:06 19/08/2010)
Although...

MeLaMory (15:03:28 19/08/2010)
The point switcher has never been so accurate.

[ + 87 - ] Comment quote №34767
 20.08.2010
Mishanya (14:11) Hello.
Ellips (14:14) Hello.
Ellips (16:27) Here I try to understand: what damn to write to me once in a while
half a year "hello", then silence, and then another half a year later again
Written by "Hello" I don’t even remember you, you added eight years.
and back. Since you joined, I have been able to study second.
marry once, divorce, marry again, change three
work and two places of residence, as well as a lot of interests, not to mention
the life values. And you are all eight years with "Hello".
Mishana (16:28) And I have everything old.
Ellips (16:29) You won’t believe it... I don’t remember in my soul how it was.
Mishana 16:31 And who are you?

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №34766
 20.08.2010
xxx: have you tried to fuck in the bright light, with a bunch of people, when you are watched and indicated how you should do it, and so for four hours?

YYY: If you replace the "spell" with "write the code", and 4 hours with 8, it will be my past job.

[ + 83 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №34765
 20.08.2010
XXX is
The capsule!

YYYY
Pull him off.

XXX is
It breaks the capsule

YYYY
After that, you must print "Before THEM how to break the cap lock I regretted it, what to do to me?!?and "

XXX is
fucking

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №34764
 19.08.2010
xxx(16:13:56 19/08/2010): What do you do on the weekend?

yyy(16:14:44 19/08/2010): I get married

xxx(16:14:58 19/08/2010): your mother... and you are there

xxx(16:15:09 19/08/2010): * Congratulations to you

xxx(16:15:13 19/08/2010): in the sense of

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №34763
 19.08.2010
Lex: I have a cup of butterflies.
Lex: What about you?
Rizikoff: with green tea
I am not a butterfly very much.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №34762
 19.08.2010
XXX: Listen to me for a couple of minutes
Yyy: Beautiful or in action?


[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №34761
 19.08.2010
Sanya: In another Hollywood about photography I encountered someone’s cry of soul. He smiled :

...Yes, and what nonsense about the fact that the photographer does not make the camera, but the photographer. I have never seen a photographer photographing without a camera.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №34760
 19.08.2010
xxx is sleeping? Why don’t you answer the phone?
YYY: I have been awake!
YYY: You didn’t call me.
XXX: Dick is calling. You did not take.
I thought you were an alarm!

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №34759
 19.08.2010
HH: You are from where?
Wauu: the homeland of Rune
Ohhhhhhhh?? to
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