X: Yes, I am Almighty
Y: Yes
Can my bank account be increased, O all-powerful lord of Sith?
X: You don’t need money (characteristic gesture with the hand)
I'm glad I didn't ask for a member increase :D

half the fourth. The body realized the approaching end of the working day and woke up joyfully.

Solitaryplace: St. Petersburg man killed his girlfriend, burned the body and hanged himself
Solitaryplace: A great plan for the weekend

I went to the forest today, go, I go.
I see strange signs.
It looks like a cobra, like a cobra.
Well, I decided to look where the tracks lead.
I walked a few meters, he said. A bunch of bottles, bags, canned bags and other garbage. Traces of shins.
[faNATKA]: )) you are wrong quite a bit, then not cockroaches but goats and pigs)))

<Xenius> What is greater, e^pi or pi^e? You have to decide in the mind.
<MeXaN1St> Xenius, not e^pi Moscow -.-

In Russia, they were really able to bring the fairy tale to life, but the fairy tale was chosen to be painfully terrible.

Aida: I don’t understand sex yet, but I’m sure I’ll like it
I: Believe me, tested by billions of people

<bred> and here a man runs to work and says that his pine has fallen on the gas pipeline
<Gillan> calm him, ask if this pine was exactly
<Gillan> may thick or oily

Do you like Lenka?
As a man
Q: What is it that you do not like?
WOW, I don’t think she’s very...

Tatiana: I am conducting a survey. How much is porn?? = )
Theoz: Now not, but it was once in sufficient quantity.
But you may not grieve. I know in terabytes.
Theoz: My 70 GB capacity screw would count your message as a compliment.

I went to the store - here nearby, to drink hunting, and the water turned off. I decided to take quinoa. The water was turned off for a long time - 2 months without water, they said - the pipes need to be changed, "ridden". The residents gathered money to spend. And here we finally arrived. They do. I go by. Some man (not drunk, which is interesting) rushes across the street, and even the voice is loud: "Rush your left! Well, they finally make water!" "How do I understand it..." – the thought is blurred. As I approached and heard the dialogue, the same man asks the workers, “Who is the most important one here?”!" - "Well, I am." - "Give me a kiss to you!!!". The curtain...

XXX is Hi.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Are you in business?
I am like a shampoo.
YYY: Do you think? O_O
XXX: No, 2 in 1

c by Google
Question: What to do in the hair
The answer is to confuse the knives. Okay, they will deal with it.

You are paranoid!
I do not believe you!

The xxx:
Fuck it burned.

YYYY :
? to

The xxx:
Dressed in front of bed.

The xxx:
I notice that the cowards pull light, long hair.

The xxx:
Not for a moment without thinking.

The xxx:
I said "Mary that I found in the cowards!" ((

YYYY :
by XD

The xxx:
Can I stay with you for a week?( by

Do you know the difference between epilation and depilation?
Olya: depilation - hair removal, hair removal - something legal / judicial
Do not call me anymore.

Fuck, the fifth time I go to the girls to put a screw on them, and the fifth time I sleep with them. I need the money!! Eat something!

Fucking and not feeding? of the sting!

I talk to my brother on the phone (his daughter 8 months):
How is your repair?
Brother – We do...
My daughter will grow up and help.

From the magazine:
"Win one of three Lamborghini Gallardo!"
Below, in a small letter:
"The Organizer reserves the right to change the winning car model at its discretion."

No, it really understands me! This is I about NTV+ as a gift from Gazprom to the firemen. At first I thought I had heard or missed something.
I also offer each of the victims a licensed Photoshop, an annual subscription to "Cosmo" and, foolishly, a miracle clamp for the neck that allows you to tie it in thirty different ways.