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[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №34758
 19.08.2010
XHH: Today I saw a stunning advertising stretch on the fence. It's hard to hold, two hardened squats are down.
Q: Do you know that they were advertised?
WOW : well?
The stretched ceilings.

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №34757
 19.08.2010
You know why I hate juice?
Here he stands peacefully on the shelf.
XXX: You open it.
XXX: Getting a Bite
A liter of drink.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №34756
 19.08.2010
From the forum, the topic - "Storm in the area of the Park":

and Sergey:
The glass is shredded.
...
Director of MIRA:
I wonder if a nuclear bomb blows, will a lot of people have time to fool in the comments?


[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №34755
 19.08.2010
Cybernetic: in Moscow traffic jams are so severe that they form traffic jams from motorcyclists between the lanes

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №34754
 19.08.2010
We sell radios. I hear a manager talk on the phone with a client.
He: New, the fly did not sit, 75th year of release. Joke, in the early 90s.
The office fell.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №34753
 19.08.2010
Wolfi (00:15:09 19/08/2010)
Google in hand?

Ivan_BB (00:15:15 19/08/2010)
Yes is

Wolfi (00:16:16 19/08/2010)
Ask me how much the patrol costs.

Ivan_BB (00:16:53 19/08/2010)
Nissan Patrol - from 300 000 to 3 140 000 rubles.

Wolfi (00:17:53 19/08/2010)
The Hunted!

Ivan_BB (00:18:13 19/08/2010)
LADA (VAZ) Kalina - from 147 000 to 342 900 rubles.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №34752
 19.08.2010
Study is different from work in that at the last you do not sleep for money.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №34751
 19.08.2010
YYY: xxx: cut off him
YYY: Get the quivaldo and study the coole?
YYY: Why an instant member? cut off his legs above his knee - let everyone boast that he has a fox to the ground.
YYY: xxx: also the option of the...
YYY: And we are pleased, and the man has done a pleasant thing.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №34750
 19.08.2010
XXX: How is the weather?
XXX: The Weather
xxx: Oh, I understood what was called what happened to us last month))

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №34749
 19.08.2010
Did you read the news? The first probability processor will be released in 2013"
Joker: Well, Microsoft will release a probability operating system: "Most likely, the app has made an unacceptable mistake and will most likely be shut down!"

[ + 55 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №34748
 19.08.2010
The film involves an interesting discovery of the director – 5 minutes of Schwarzenegger instead of an exploding helicopter. The budget is the same, but it’s new.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №34747
 19.08.2010
(About the female figure)
Men prefer rounded shapes.
Oksana: Is it that if I were a bell, I would be the perfect woman?! to

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №34746
 19.08.2010
The shoe seller sent me today.
I: for what?
Friend: for what I asked her "These shoes are made of leather from the back or from the abdomen" =)))

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №34745
 19.08.2010
One cup of beer will not improve your health. Health immediately
It begins to turn to the other side. You need two, or better, four cups.
Beer to support health from all sides.
Styles

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №34744
 19.08.2010
X: What did you get on the day? The world domination?
YYYYYYYYYYYYY Trial version for 4 minutes.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №34743
 19.08.2010
You know what’s really sad?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
xxx: When asked, “What have you done all summer?” I replied that I was shaking, they believed me.

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №34742
 19.08.2010
The xxx:
Are you running like an idiot?
YYYY :
You would not roar:
The Supply Chief and the Financing Director discuss a large equipment order. Everything would be nothing if the supplier did not portray Barash, and the "finish" - Losiach of Smesharikov. This is blushing:
- I agreed with the supplier, they give us 4 million in exchange for the rental of equipment.
And after him:
It is phenomenal! My inventive friend...
The xxx:
O_O by Hui
YYYY :
And so half an hour. At first it was nothing, but when he jumped to them (as in school) the general jumped and looked at the drafts of the contract and issued:
Well the yogurt!

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №34741
 19.08.2010
Misha, it is not good to be greedy!
Who is not well? I like

[ + 67 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №34740
 19.08.2010
Only in Russia, colored cranes on cranes can be two colors - blue and green. A cold and... another.
Styles

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №34739
 19.08.2010
01:08 SATANA666: I will take a cat in good hands!! to

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