The neighbor will tell: I go into the kitchen, I turn on the gas and I see a cockroach jumping out from there, and right up the shovel, I light up the gas, and he is in a circle of fire... he thinks a long time and decides to jump out from there and burns up!

Street age ^ and you also have a funny creature in your closet named "Something to wear???? to

<Dark_Star> ^ it is not funny it is evil. It eats all my clothes and leaves all my streams flowing.

A well-known programmer stumbled on the boss:

xxxxxxxxxxx:
Note, I called them affectionately "lohi", and "not dumb dudes"
WOW :
They kindly said "You’re fired", and not "go on, call on"...
The xxx:
So I pulled the stepper.

Maniac (15:59:40 13/12/2009)

And God created the woman.
The creature came out evil, but funny.

-=~***Katyusha - Insane***~=- (16:00:27 13/12/2009)
Is that evil?!! to

Dunkler Fraulein (22:00:42 11/11/2009)
The year of the Iron Tiger.
Arina (22:03:57 11/11/2009)
Japan Mother of the Year of the German Tank!!! = – O
Dunkler Fraulein (22:06:17 11/11/2009)
XDDD
Arina (22:10:39 11/11/2009)
I know what to celebrate the new year in a helmet and tiger loins.

The end of the shelf life of yogurt means that bifidobacteria have moved to the dark side of force.

Igor Vladimirovich, I honestly wanted to surrender the SUBD in September, but it didn’t work out!! to

Z is. Bring it to the top, otherwise I will not live!

Few people know that Kaspersky's whisper belongs to the genre of Blues. This can be read in the description of the sound file itself.

Compared to politics, prostitution is a fair business.

I bought a shell. The garage is like this, if anyone doesn’t know, they just came into fashion. Not that he loves the shore so much, but
Lechin's iron friend twisted two wheels at night, broke the glass and crushed the magnetol, scratching the hood and the luggage. From which Lecha, like any normal person, made conclusions and bought a shell. Four dumb boys quickly installed Lohino's acquisition on a forest park near the house, placing it in a number of similar garages, and Lohha began to study the purchased goods in detail. The lifting and twisting gates did not like him immediately: they went up and down with great effort. It was awkward, thought Leah.
A week later, having made several parts in a familiar mechanic, he slightly changed the position of the rotating axis of the gates, replaced the scrolling supports with rolling bearings and completely changed the design of the counterweight. After abundant lubrication of the system, the gates could be opened and closed by pushing them with one finger. The clever locks installed by Lehoy with spikes, with a light click, reliably fixed the gateway in a closed position, fell to the perpetrators. The raised gate was a little beyond the size of the garage, but it was possible to spit on it. On the evening of the next day, Lechka put the car in the shell and smoked, slightly leaning to the trunk. On the roof of the shell something gently knocked and crushed.
- The cat, - penetrated in Lohina's head, - the bastard and the legs are dirty. but
No traces or traces are needed.
A small shadow dimmed and a curious red whitish mouth looked into the shell from the cut of the gate.
“Not a cat,” Lecha realized, “a cat. Eat it you.
Belka jumped out of the shell, and the gate, disturbed by a whitish jump, clogged, almost stabbing Lehe's legs. The castles were fun.
“Crants,” said Lecha quietly to himself, contemplating the eternal, “the hell.”
The Protein. But they will be looking for me. I’ll find it, but I’ll get cold.
They say that the body smell is not removed from the car. Will come from outside
to die.
There are no emergency situations. Untouchable shells, too, if you turn around. Having stood in the darkness for half an hour, Lechka recalled that there are "spindles" on the locks standing fifteen centimeters from the floor, for which you can move the spindles away. It was necessary to move them simultaneously, because these crumbling "languages" of the bars were fixed only by the key and from the outside. Leha removed his left shoe and socks, and lay on his right side, somewhat entangled in the narrow gap between the bumper and the gates. Half an hour later, with his left leg and right hand, he was able to open both gaps. From a slight push the gate rose. Leah stood up and put on her shoes.
On the roof of the shell something gently knocked and crushed.
- AAAA, a fox - a loaf of Lech, one jump overcome about three meters and
and turned. On the roof of the shell was a blanket.

We have a young man, so his wife driven out of the house. He had to think about it, after having sex with her, “Let’s take a look at it...”

In the photo, the girl put a banana in her mouth all the way. The comments:

This is not possible, the banana is cut!
2: Why is it overwhelmed? Are you Antisemitic?

First lesbian mayor in America!

In Russia, there have been 19 years of pedorras mayors and why are they silent about it?

The planet did not have time to recover from the swine and bird flu, as a new threat appeared - goat flu.

Who is! Who is! Who fucked the goat?! to

Don’t write me now, I’ve got a compilation.
mike19: OK
Mike19: Will you go out with us? and :)
mike19: Oh, thank you for the porn record, I’ve never met such a hard one before!! to
Mike19: Did the man ever tell you that he flew from you?? to
Mike19: But in general, we cooked her with you yesterday while she slept drunk.
Mike19: And in general, listen! Forget the money for heroin!! to
Oh my mom, my mom, I’m sorry :)
Alex: Foolish, there was no Lehi’s mother, I just decided to check it out and it doesn’t seem to be in vain.

xxx: touched, stuck in the siding disk, didn't have time to press the button suddenly the siding disk sharply pulled into itself )))
I was hungry :D or all the flashes and flashes)))

xxx: Listen, how can I tell her that she is not interested in me as a woman, but as a Druid of the 80th level?

After going to the gastroscopy, I began to sincerely respect the hentai heroines. >_<

We go electric. It is cold, it does not heat. Someone of the passengers goes to the negotiating device, asking to turn on. Announcement of the Engineer:
- Dear passengers, some trains are not fully heated, we apologize.
The passenger who spoke at the "intercom" whispered:
- Previously openly said cars like that and like that - they do not heat up.
Someone is second:
“Ah, but now "polite and politically correct". There is only one spiral per train.
A funny voice from the tambour:
And in the controller.

Go on your weekend and Friday with you.
Medical Resuscitation