<Werkzeug> Under the new rules, vampires in the United States cannot be called vampires, because this is offensive. Now the politically correct term "bloody non-Americans" is used to designate them.

<@jAngel> Another news: "This month a new security system for the World Wide Web was launched." - The question - WHERE was it launched? and :)
<@WeissWolf> it is launched into space... in which case, the satellite downloads all the info from the inuit into space and explodes the earth =)
<@jAngel> ah. And the satellite begins to randomly wander into space all the received information and, since 90% of the downloaded into space will be porn, - the distant alien civilizations, having received the signal, will know exactly WHY mankind died once.

XXX: What would you do today?
YYY: Set up squid
YYY: It is very exciting.
ZZZ: on the freeze
ZZZ: Without Gui
YYY: With one hand.
YYY: Hang up with your feet.
YYY: And around people who will throw bricks into you.

2loopoff: I passed the morning exam in physics... written
Winnie the Pooh: o_o
2loopoff: the question in the test: what part of the light represents the blue ring on the Olympic flag.
2loopoff: Well, I pretended, I remember exactly Africa’s black. Tamara Nigeri, China - yellow (well yellow eyes there), it is also clear, there are two options Europe and America... well I have a little America - blue, so the correct answer is America)))
Winnie Pooh: uhahahaa, exactly blue
2loopoff: but, strangely enough, in Europe there were more blue...

and Vanilla Core
Are you on Linux?
Siem
It sounds like a drug.

xxx: Now in the store saw the price "Eighth in oil, g/b. Production of Spain".
XX: There is no limit to human deceit.

Ghost
Possession of weapons is disciplined.
Gera
I hope
Ghost
discipline of the surrounding, bgggg))

I am standing, my potatoes in the dishwasher. A neighbor comes into the room:
Will you cook potatoes?
(The Maltese break)
No, I’m going to go through the passengers. And my her, because throwing it dirty is disrespectful.

It would be surprising if someone like me suddenly wrote to you, “Buy me a pasta.”
XHHH: I am a very left-handed person who wrote this phrase.
XHH: I think now what he meant
I think he’s not even from my city.
A man wanted a pasta and went to the store.
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He wrote to me to hurry XD

XX: guys how to survive in a difficult situation (call in private)
YY: The Pastinor!) for no reason)

The best thing I learned was to knock in my nose with a newly purchased touch smartphone...

And in 2012 there will be a big holiday of Orthodox programmers: 1024 years from the day of the baptism of Russia :)

The conversation of two comrades:
Can you lend me 3000 rubles?
2: I only have 5 one note, will it be delivered?
I will borrow from my neighbor $2,000.
I think you have become a victim of your own financial pyramid.

X: Do you never communicate with Julia?
Y: I communicate
X: Have you reconciled?
Y : No
Y: We did not argue.
y: we are in a state of chronic sexual intercourse in the brain
X: It would have been decided for a long time. Yes or No
Y: Interruption is not good. Someone should have an orgasm.

P: That’s strange shit.
Both in shit.
P: She is alone.
P: I am alone
D: Well could not my girlfriend that?)))
Q: Did you leave her alone?? to
p is (bow)
D: I thought you’d just give blood, I’m a good guy
P: That is what I gave!
P: All in the system
Blood and shit?

Nathaniel (00:38:52 28/07/2010)
Sasha, I want a movie! A long kiss for the night!

Nathaniel (00:39:23 28/07/2010)
I will pay!

ÿ (00:43:34 28/07/2010)
I am crying, don’t cry!!! to

Leysan: In our department, two 50-year-old aunts work, always complaining that they are cold when the air conditioner works. Do you know what one thought?
Leysan: In the summer, in the heat, at almost 40 degrees, we should turn on the air conditioner, she gets her (from the house brought) heat fan!

Conversation with future wife:
She: Let’s make the engraving on the rings.
She: XXX(name) and ZZZ(name)??? to
He says, “A can I "one ring that governs all". ))

In my childhood, I was a very cynical child. Mom told me - I was 3 years old, I sit down, next to the TV is the cartoon "The Maya Bee". I'm on the screen - zero attention, and the bee there is screaming, screaming something. Finally, apparently not able to withstand, I turn around and say in an icy tone: "Bee Maya, don't whisper, you will be saved."

XXX: The feeling that this summer we were all roasted...