Authors (19:18:07 10/12/2009)
Wrap a tree with a parallel to save a motorcyclist!

nixeon (19:18:29 10/12/2009)
Wrap a motorcycle anchor - save a tree

Issuish (19:18:44 10/12/2009)
and ROFL

And you have noticed that in the advertisement of the Russian week in McDonald's, a tsar sits down to a guy with a NOUT, and when that guy is scratching and sees before him an ordinary guy and not a tsar, nout is no longer there. Attention, the question is: who picked up the notch?! to

Talk about fishing:
In fishing, a large fish is considered to be caught, which is larger than the member of the fisherman.
What if a woman is fishing?
In women, all fish are considered large.

I am standing at the stop, a guy nearby is talking on the phone (obviously it is about taking him to work)

Q: Yes, 4 years of experience
Q: Yes, of course, I’ll be able to move all my computers to Linux.
A: No is! No white salary!! to
Q: I’m not going to allow these government fools to bite 13% of my ass every month!!! to
<pause of 10 seconds>
Q: Okay, I’ll start tomorrow.

The real Odin knows the price of a piece of his ass.

I sit on the toilet, I read BOR, but after reading this, I read this:
[Tav, 20:24]
You know, in our house, the whole place under the bathroom is flanked by a small plastic wall, there is a door, it moves away. Here is. Dad was a witness to a wonderful sight today. The cat enters the bathroom. Approaches to this wall, pushes the door off with his feet, climbs under the bathroom, stays there, scratches the plate with his nails, comes out and closes the door! Still, cats hide something from us... O_O >>

My cat got out of the bathroom and looked at me carefully, like Lenin. Zuka, I don’t know what to think.

My house is cursed. The grandfather in it died, the grandmother died, her husband, uncle went crazy and died trying to get there. A man shot his mother’s lover. The bones of domestic animals are scattered throughout the area. And now, when this house got me and I look at the documents on the ground, it turns out that the land there is 666 square meters!!! to
The Actic Landowner.

Dark_Lord: Which YUHA did I bring home?
Dark_Lord: Who can explain to me the motive for this inadequate act?
Refuge13: Sirog, are you a corporate person at all?
Refuge 13: You Drank Desperately
Refuge 13: and then he himself said "take the admin - he will"
Chapter 13: Who Are You?
Dark Lord: This is the fucking...

xxx> Who are you?
My work is to randomly detect dumb errors by the method of anti-scientific tick in the most reliable and seamless, according to programmers, places.
xxx> Tester of what7
yyy> XD accountant

I go home through the kindergarten. The leather coat is stretched, the hair scratches in all directions... and after me a child’s admired whisper: "Uncle Rosomach..."

I will remember the funny story about communion in the political center =) We lived like all three in a room. And there was one among us that we, the other two, did not like. There was for what. He was drawing. It would sound bad, but he was painting at night. With the upper light on, because the desk lamp had little. He ignored all our requests. And, as they say, it struck. One day, when this man left the room and went to his neighbors, we picked up his winter jacket, sprinkled the pad and wrapped in a piece of stuff that kicked out when you took a thread out of the store without paying. It is filmed on the box. The jacket was carefully sewed back)))) Drawing at night he, of course, did not stop, but from his endless complaints to the sheltered shops guards, it became easy and light on our souls )))))

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The printer refuses to print my scientific work

yyy (22:24:46 10/12/2009)
o.o

xxx (22:25:15 10/12/2009)
A minute of printing and thinking.

xxx (22:25:19 10/12/2009)
Read about OO

My wife when she goes from work constantly goes to the store and buys there everything she wants (or sees) the basket is easy to roll in front of her, so after filling the basket with a hill and spreading, she suddenly realizes that she will not bring all this home. This brilliant woman folds everything she has bought in bags, bags in baggage cabinets, closes and goes home easily, only the keys in the bag are linked. She sends me to the store for products, but instead of a list of what to buy I go with the keys from the closets... genius fucking...

The coward:
Yes, this is the hernia, recently was with friends in Novosibirsk, their neighbor is moved, claims that he is a guitarist Gazmanov
by Toby:
Did he argue that?
The coward:
He said it would be shit.

Have you ever thought of what part of the body or organ our two-headed eagle holds the shield with the Victorious, if both his right and left legs are occupied by power and rod?

by Boryan:
The fucking! We have cyclical Jews!
I: Did you go to the academy?
She: and what?
I want to ask...
She says: Ask me!
I: Did you go to the academy?
She: and what?
I am... fucking.

The female, 5 years old, does not pronounce the whispering, instead of the "ball" - "saric" and etc. We came with my husband, we stood by her: Alin, say "shuka". She turns away and, thinking that nobody hears, says quietly: shit, shit. He understands that something goes wrong: No, I will not say. Grandma: Alinochka, you are already a big girl, you will soon go to school, well look as simple: Shchchuka, shchuka. Alina, again quietly: shit, shit – no, I won’t say. In a couple of days, maybe I’ve learned... Well, Alina, say, щу-ка. Alina, hands on the sides, anger on the face, on the whole apartment: SUZKA, SUZKA, how you all tired of me!!! to

History is written by kings, re-written by scammers, and studied by loaves.

It was not long ago. At three o’clock in the evening, a girl calls me.
I slept naturally. Then I and D (girl)
I (with a sleeping voice) – Allo?
Q. Are you sleeping?
Looking at the clock, I sleep.
Do you think your husband is now resting with his friends?
I (turn my head and look stupidly at my husband sleeping next to me) - No.
D (slightly offended, then triumphant) - I don't care what he told you, but your husband had sex with me an hour ago, and now he's sleeping in my bed!
I (looking at my husband and starting to think) - Girl... You scare me, and then who is sleeping next to me?! to
Silence, for some reason hanged the phone))) It was only then I thought - she was wrong, and if the husband at this time really rested with friends?))) I thought...

Today is Anti-Corruption Day. I wonder who to congratulate.

xxx: if we have time to submit a new version of the program before the new year, then next year we are expected to index the ZP and other benefits.

YYY: What if you don’t have time?

xxx: therefore, the firm will be fined, there will be no indexation of ZP, who will be punished, etc.
YYYYYYYYYY You will have time - everything will be in chocolate, you will not have time - everything will be in vaseline? :D

X: Well... Vaseline still needs to be deserved. and :(