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[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №33498
 25.07.2010
From the forum:
It is obvious, Mademoiselle
She:)))) Yes, this day I have been called Mademoiselle 3 times.)))And what would that mean?))
He: This means that you’ve stumbled on three messes.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №33497
 25.07.2010
A: Your logic kills me.
A: More precisely, it makes me think of going to check with an ophthalmologist
A: I can’t see her.

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №33496
 25.07.2010
Description of the game:
"The Alternative Future of Russia. Governors are actual rulers in their regions. Everything is sold and bought..."
I did not understand. Why the future? Why an alternative?! to

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №33495
 25.07.2010
<coat> milkshake
<kotik> has seen everything in this life
<kotik> but the drunken company of youth at 5 am listening to Pugachev is beyond the line of good and evil

[ + 61 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №33494
 25.07.2010
xxx: this is the world Russian chat
YYY: The world Russian? O_O

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №33493
 25.07.2010
I bought two T-shirts on vacation, a white T-shirt with Elvis and a black T-shirt with David Bowie. I was blue with Freddy, but I didn’t get.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №33492
 25.07.2010
He is:
Fuck you are smart.
She is:
I am not smart, I am normal.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №33491
 25.07.2010
Rollerball: I have a son!!!! to
RastOzI: Is the wife aware?

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №33490
 25.07.2010
by Andrei21:59
The hardest thing in my life is to survive what you didn’t do.
Gary22:02
The hardest thing in life is a whale.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №33489
 25.07.2010
Lumiere: Mom met me on the road with a cigarette and was so surprised that she shot me a cigarette)))

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №33488
 25.07.2010
<The body>: and I am well asleep at the funeral march))
<bezlikiy>not surprisingly))

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №33487
 25.07.2010

Unsterbliche: I went out on the balcony, the billboard to remove, and there against the man shorter pretends that the thunderstorm controls
Undead: This Kind of Shaman
Unsterbliche: It is mine that I stumbled

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №33486
 25.07.2010
He: Come to me.
She: Why?
He said: Do not come.
She Why?

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №33485
 25.07.2010
xxx: I am a boy. The Walker.
Yesterday I sprinkled my legs out of the bubble "AutoSugar". This morning I had a camouflage painting of my legs in the style of "Sugar". In the evening, the stitch was wet in the bath for a long time to evaporate the skin and scratch it with a washer. The result was zero, but irritation was added to the coloring.
Now I sit and put my feet.
Tagged: kill me

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №33484
 25.07.2010
Faith is a cheap substitute for knowledge.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №33483
 25.07.2010
A friend just told me.
Her daughter is 15 years old, all the problems associated with inadequate behavior in this gentle transitional age are present. She is very nervous and reacts to every comment. The doctor prescribed a homeopathic sedative to keep the nerves somehow within the frame. But the girl took the pills twice and refused to drink. I ask a friend, “And what next?” She replied, "My dad and I took these pills ourselves, it helped a lot!“”

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №33482
 25.07.2010
The wife of the president of the Russian Olympic Committee did not shame the country: brought from Vancouver much more gold than the Russian Olympic team!

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №33481
 25.07.2010
Shinbo
Will you and I ever get divorced if we get married?
Fanuilh
We just kill each other.
Shinbo
Thanks to God.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №33480
 25.07.2010
I sit down and smoke. At this time, three were knocking in the aska, five were in the agent, and the corofan went to the guests... how it all turned! = D
A direct wave of arrivals.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №33479
 25.07.2010
[_Tsuki_Neko_] I like hot chocolate, but chocolate leaking out of the package is overwhelming.

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