xxx: I gave the gosses I mean, well, somehow the celebration was delayed.)
Before alcohol, I was weak, and so every morning I hanged on the toilet, bleeding yesterday's alcohol, causing BOOORY in general))
And here on the fourth day I go to the toilet, with the same intentions and I hear the neighbors from the floor below (sound insulation is not very, ohh)):
"Someone seems to be pregnant on top" :D

Tomorrow is 8 March. need to clean up. Let us clean up.
YYY : I agree. I need to get out of this dirty apartment.

YYY: And you can even take the Stellar spat off!! 1
Zzzz: Yes, a lot of things can be taken out of order...

XXX is
I want to fly.
jumping from parachute.
YYY
=) is
XXX is
I described
with parachute
YYY
What have you done?
XXX is
The fucking...

Interview with the Chameleon:
The xxx:
I have been patient for a long time, but I can’t do it anymore...I have a few stupid questions for you:...and if you put a chameleon on a mirror, he becomes invisible?...and if you put him on a reflective surface, he will reflect?...and if you close his eyes, he becomes black? ...and if I stick it to the TV screen it will be updated online? Are Chameleons Daltonists?

YYYY :
No, if you put it on the mirror it will not become invisible and will not reflect))) closes the grass when only sleeping and becomes gently green) black will become angry if you persistently tick in it with your fingers ) color will change depending on the mood!

Irina: Here's how you carry 9 months, then you give birth at least 6 hours, then you don't sleep at night, and she sees if she looks like PAPA)
♥Thanks to you: =)
Irene: I am sorry
♥Dimas: Yes No
♥Dimas: It is not offensive :)
Irina: I am upset
♥Dimas: Well and well
Dimas: it is offensive to wash, it is when you love your wife, expect your child, raise him, and he is like a saddle.
Irina: ahahahah 😉

When the 9th transport ring will be built in Moscow, the mayor will be Aid

Who would doubt that the first military captured in Libya will be a Dutch special forces accidentally flew there by helicopter. How did they succeed?

Tamias: Here’s when you watch porn on TV, and there the heroine speaks in the voice of Marge Simpson...
Tamias: Ups, burned up
Floyd Malpwood: There is no porn. It is easy erotic!
Floyd Malpwood has burned up.

Tag: back
M: Strange word, I don’t understand its meaning.
Q: Well... did you ever wake up after washing your head and have a standing hair?
This is what "sleep your hair" means.
I'll dry up here so I can't sleep.
A: Because, fucking, this sleepy Huita holds 150 thousand times better than a hairstyle with gels and mousses based on cement.

I guessed for my mother crossword, "Gray matter in the skull box". My mother’s answer: "FARSH". Very nice o_o

M: And all the way out of the club you rubbed the taxi driver, that you will also go in a taxi and stretched to row...
Q: How many times did I say - don't put me on the front seat in a taxi when I'm drunk!!!!!!!! to
M: You were sitting in the back!!!!!!!! to
and fucking (

Has yours arrived?
He walks into the entrance, breathes deeply and says, “Here you smell.
WOW: I was warned.
WOW: for the second week at my entrance I do not feel anything but the smell of urine and garbage

Correspondence of a guy(s) with a girlfriend(s)
I want to sleep and eat and have sex.
Tomorrow I’ll go to a concert with you and you’ll catch a guy there.
I don’t think there will be anyone there who can excite me.
Guy: It’s you now that you’ve so subtly destroyed my whole self-esteem.

I am sick, I sit at work (like hundreds of normal administrators):

<ykill> Admin and after death must come to work
<hatarisu> until the smell begins to confuse others

The Importance of Small Business:
But the man who won the most was the man who placed a tir near the building of the tax office.

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I go to Academy.

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I walk by the boys.

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I hear the conversation "I want to meet her! You are what? It doesn’t fit in your class. She is a paladin and you are a necromant!"

How is your stomach?
YYY: I don’t know
XXX: What do I mean?
YYY: I didn’t ask him.
xxx ask me
yyy: asked
YYY: He has something unclear bursting

The man is a paradoxical detail of the world order: it is easier to bring to the ZAGS than to crazy. © Copyright: Evdokia Dozorna, 2011

The counting
My childhood friend Edik served in Hungary. Special Forces of GRU.
What he just didn’t tell me, and most importantly, he showed me.

Here is a small illustration of the harsh but very effective special forces pedagogy:
Training company, a month from the start of service.
3:00 AM – Team: “Rota up! “Alarm!”
Within a minute, the hundred people who finally woke up with all their treasure are already standing on the square, ready to conquer the sleepy Europe.
Each fighter was a hanging warehouse on his legs: weapons, ammunition, baggage, OZK, armoured vest, etc. and so on.
Everyone knows that now there will be a march-throw such a length that it is boring to go on the bus... and here running and about the same speed...

The Roth:
Comrades soldiers, I’ll bring you two good news and both good news.
First news: there are not such idiots sitting in the NATO bloc to attack
Our courageous company, and therefore today's alarm is educational.
Second, since we have not been attacked yet, you and I have a great opportunity to train in this beautiful, lunar night. 30 km there and if you behave well - the same way back.
Yes, here is another thing, soldiers, rumors have reached me that some trickers are removing armor plates from their vests to ease their lives by half a kilo.
I hope you understand what will happen if you find yourself without these plates in a real battle?
The Rota:
Taaak Taaak Taaak!! to
The Captain:
There are such puzzles among you!? to
The Rota:
Nanna does not eat!! to
The Captain:
- I, of course, will not check and touch everyone, you adults,
I believe it, but it is interesting.
Get rid of those who removed the plates from the armor! I will punish, but not very much.
No one went out.
The Roth:
No, there is no court. Rate the company! and calm! Give up! In one
The Sherlock becomes!
The captain slowly, with taste, pulled out the pistol, turned the curtain and from ten meters, leading the trunk from side to side, began to target the soldier at the level of the chest.
Everyone had a quiet panic, the fighters knew that the murderer took the weapon in his hands, only in two cases: either to shoot, or to clean.
The Roth:
Two firefighters ran away and pressed a button!!!! to
The echo of the gun shot was reflected from the barracks and the headquarters.
The younger sergeant fell like a beaten-up.
The Roth:
- But now we will know: if he has plates in place, then he is alive, and
If he lied, then he undermined the company’s combat readiness.
The boy stumbled on his cheeks, as if he stumbled. He got up from the asphalt, holding his chest.
The rotty broke him a "brone", pulled out a plate with a "ship" and a splintered bullet:
Just be equal! and calm! I repeat my question: maybe somebody
Removed the plates? I know a lot of children’s counts.

There was a man out of 10...
Rothny: Oh, and here are the sanitarians, who in turn will drag on the bearings of our “injured” sergeant... and when I return to the part, I will punish everyone.
The Rota! Follow me, go on march!

The main "bourgeois" secret that the old servants kept from the youth is that the younger sergeant in his vest had a bullet-spotted titanium plate, which was passed from generation to generation, and the captain fired with an empty cartridge.
But none of the “young” even in a terrible dream no longer had the desire to “easy” his life for half a kilo.