Chris (00:52:42 9/07/2010)
came to fucking.
Chris (00:52:49 9/07/2010)
Hi the sun)

Commenting on the photo where a little boy sits on a spaghetti:
The xxx:
You are sitting on the sword!
You are my cousin)))
YYYY :
At that time, I jumped on the sword.
YYYY :
And then I grew eggs.

xxx: but the bables will be taken to rebranding... maybe half the country in space to launch
Yyy: The most expensive revending in human history was the change of the name of the CPSU to United Russia.

XXX is OK (
I will not come after you, you will know.
yyy: you will stay without chicken like Beijing and no chicken at all))then then you will know)))and your stomach too)))
Which of you are chicken and which of you are chicken? 😉

Check the mail on Yandex:
"Medvedev outraged by Ham’s theft of state money..."
It’s like an anecdote about what – oppa, someone got me up before!! to

The storm was magnificent. Spectacular lightning, powerful, voluminous sound.
Looking forward to the next edition.)

Fire and smoke of fires will pass, but the fire in the shower will remain for a long time.

The Rat.

The main enemies on the ship are rats and cockroaches, but for centuries the most effective measure to combat this evil was invented on the Soviet fleet: Who collects a three-litre bowl filled with cockroaches, or 50 rat tails, he immediately goes on holiday.
It is clear that all free time sailors hunt rats, because their tails serve as the most stable currency.
Here is my friend Igor, being a salaboon (or, in a float, like "karasem") one day chased the water on the deck, and the grandfathers, or like them there, ran with iron sticks and sacks. It was hunting.
Suddenly, Igor sees that right on him is jumping out a rat fleeing from the pursuit, another second and there will be its destroyers.
This rat suddenly appreciated the situation, ran to Igor, dive under a wide clash and in a second scratched up the foot to the most expensive thing that all seafarers in the world have (and not only seafarers). Chris stood next to him.
“The tomatoes.”
The poor guy was like a wax sculpture of a Soviet sailor from the Madame Tussauds Museum, he did not even dare to breathe, but to the question of the runners who ran: Where are the rats? Uncertainly, he responded with a weak breath, and eyes far away... The crowd fled far away.
Igor stood for five minutes and thought, "If this paddle doesn't catch me there, I swear, I won't crush it with a shoe, but let go peacefully. Well, go down the bastard, I’m even ready to buy a candy “golden key.”
The rat calmly descended and in no hurry began to wait for a candy, staring at his bats. She received a candy (a debt of honor) and quietly went into an invisible hole.
After that, Igor came for interest and folded before the hole sweaters. A week later, the rat started picking up the sweaters with him.

A year later, when the rat became for Igor his closest creature on the ship, he decided to show it to friends, who were interested, but looked somehow without youthful affection. Igor lost his peace and sleep.
He thought painfully how to save the rat's "caras" from his friends who wanted to go on vacation.
Finally he served and did not leave his Karas in Murmansk, brought home.
I remember, Igor went all over the year after the army with a rat on his shoulder (they even slept on one pillow). Karas did not trust anyone but the owner: he spit and scratched his teeth on everyone.
Sometimes my friends were surprised:
“Igorek, what about your rat without a tail?”
I cut him off.
... and why...?? to
Long to explain...

Thro his life, Alexander Sergeevich Pushkin taught us that in Russia a talented person must first learn to shoot.

From DC:

<mtm_thor> ufo: baby you will not break?)
<ufo> and you cut and go

Comments on Photo in Contact

Igor wrote
Killed in the ass.
XD is

Oleg wrote
A terrible death.

xxx (17:05:47 10/08/2010)
If she loves elves, dwarves and so on... Can I communicate with her like an orc with an elephant?

yyy (17:06:05 10/08/2010)
Between the ears and the village?

†Norman†
Now you understand why people count their lives in the number of years they live?

You unwillingly understand how bad it is to live alone when you get into a deadlock. You can’t sleep because you’re hungry. You can’t cook anything because you’re tired.

The more time I spend in the server room, the less I understand the common people in the smoking room.

XXX: How offgenic it is now, when defka is with me! I live there)
YYY: I believe) but yet what is so straightforward?
xxx: See: put a plastic balcony and two (so far) windows. He drove a variety of garbage bags. Not counting the frame with glasses, heavy windows and various boards with nails spinning from everywhere. By the evening, from the unusual, he was all scratched, scratched, cut off, tired like a devil and didn’t want to live at all. I sat in a chair with my tongue pushed forward and thought I would die.
XXX: And here it is. I came, my breasts pressed on me - and I realized I wanted to live again!!! And in general!!

XXX: I look at the house.
xxx: he asks "what is there on your back shoulder?"
XXX: I look at the black spot
House raises the hand... and the spot is in place.
XXX: Remove the screen.

AHHHHHHH...and why is House 2 not on the turf?

Discussion on the forum news about the release of Lada Granta as a discounted model of Kalina.

xxx: I am frightened by statements that engineers are looking for ways to reduce the price of a particular detail. Not to improve, but to reduce. Could I swallow her?
yyy: you can remove the engine and put the pedal drive
zzz: well yes, and also to remove two extra wheels and the roof along with the doors
xxx: two holes at once in half: jaba... daba... du...
ZZZ: The UGU With an iconostasis in the base instead of an airbag

xxx: I am not like that
Who will ask you? Put on the couch, take off the shirt and everything.)
Oh yeah you are ch? I own Kung Fu!! to
I’m very good at picking pellet sticks.