My friend: I have to! I have registered in JJ! It remains to be understood – why?

We were protected! with a condom and it ended up not in me!
Wow... interrupted sexual intercourse in a condom is probably offensive :D

YYY: Do you know how many degrees of freedom a solid body has in three-dimensional space?
XXX is...
xxx: six
YYY: How did you know?
xxx: I had Pidoras physics led... in order to remain natural I had to learn

Lightbit: Just a herd of bison runs at the speed of the slowest bison, and we all went swimming together, including my grandmother.
Shizuka Ryuu: and what about grandmother after inclusion?

Chee: I’m not a racist, but I don’t watch black porn.

Go to Google: Audi R8. We just did this on the light.
Tagged with "Bogdan"
He had to go to the other side...

The wife tortured, bought a cat, and now says that he rarely goes to the toilet, probably sick, asks the veterinarian to bring.
Call the ADHD.
XX: He’s like a designer, not a veterinarian... I’m afraid of him.
UUU: I flew to Turkey last year, left the keys of the house to Hell to burn flowers and feed the cat. Until now, my grey cat can’t break out of horror.

John – Lenin
You have a black name, right? Well yes. Call my son a coat! Pick up, in school: "Black Coat, to the board!"

Ane4kA: I’ll go buy kefir
Make sure it is not open.
I bought it half open and half drunk.
Ane4kA: Oh! what did you feel about weight that it was half easier???? ))))))))
I thought I was getting stronger.

From the chat dogs:
Remember, we’ll have a whirlwind tomorrow?
Wow: Yes, I remember, but I’m afraid it’ll look like a rape.
In love, only in the garden.
Will my daughter talk to me after that?
Oh yeah, if I didn’t talk before, then after the clutches it won’t be.

from Warcraft TFT
XXX is
If you do not have an external IP, then only your provider will help you do this, and then only for a separate fee.

YYYY
Where to make a provider?

ZZZ
I am a tomato.

XXX is
ahahahah" and where to do the provider!"
Oh my God, I don’t know.
The provider is the organization that connected you to the Internet.

TTT
Solidarity with ZZZ

Machinko: I used to just add a contact in aska, and recently learned that it can still be renamed! Soon it became interesting to communicate.
I mean yes 😉

Q: And what, in "Volga" there is no longer a pioneer camp?

YYY: First Gorbachev announced the Restructuring... then Yeltsin, Chubais, 500 days, the shooting of the White House, I had a son, vouchers, Zadornov in the New Year on a telecast, the crash of the aircraft, denomination, I divorced, I am tired, I am leaving, Putin, Putin, Medvedev, painted a member on the bridge in Peter... and he: What, in Volga, there is no more camp? Terminator is the governor of California and Eddie Murphy is the president of the United States.

I have at my disposal: a small child (sleeping), a large child (living separately and coming to wash), a husband (in a business trip).

Phone calls in the morning.
M as a matter
I am the norm, one sleeps, the other washes, then we talk, I am tired at night.

I have a tough conversation with my husband.)

I came to my friend last night, the little boy has 2 months.

His wife is screaming,

Sit down with the child and clean up.

He knew that his son would be a tough man. T.k The father knows nothing about the cribs, he sang a couple of songs from Arias to his son - he fell asleep after a couple of minutes.

From the forum:
Masha

I am 16 years old and I have a few questions.
If I put my finger into the vagina until the end, but there was no pain and blood... it could mean that I am still a virgin?
Is anal sex safe and what is needed to get pleasure from it?
My boyfriend wants what I would do to him, and wants to end up on my chest, what should I do next?
How to bring a guy to ecstasy without sex?
Fuck thank you for the answer!

X: Do you have a straw at home?
YYY: There is, and what?
XXX: Give yourself on your head!

I pass by the entrance, where a mommy with a child in a wheelchair is trying to enter, next to the bench is a man sitting under the closet.
What is the child’s name?
by Marina
Boy or girl?

You are thinking too abstractly now, jumping from one thought to a stupid one.
xxx: to the other
XXX: Even though it is...

Announcement of the sale of the car:
xxx: the car only travelled from the garage to the country and back (further photo)
yyy: judging by the state of the country is 1000km through the forest and mountains, and a garage without walls and roofs )))