My friend is doing car repairs. A client came to him, a very cool guy. He tried to demonstrate his steadfastness by showing that he was only treating 300 backs a month for heartburn. My friend told me that if he lived for $100 a month, he’t have heartburn.

One player says to another:
Join my clan.
The second answers:
Will there be a package?

Fantasy_light: what do I have such buffers of steel, it may seem from the sunshine, but not a single T-shirt has already broken
I have nothing to do with it, hiding behind the back of the drum.
I had my jeans broken up again.
Fantasy_light: 0_oh I'm here Kabbah nothing to do with * hiding behind the back of the breast*

Onanism is a great opportunity to once again demonstrate to a woman her complete independence from her.

Now in the universities is a hot time: reception company. I had to sit in the reception committee for half a day. Advising students and their parents. They are fools who ask! Moreover, mothers and children are sometimes interested in fundamentally different possibilities... I remembered one case five years ago.

Alexey, so we will call him, the owner and director of a small manufacturing firm, friendly to our faculty, the daughter graduated from school. As far as I understand, he wanted to make his daughter a successor. Everyone announced that she will enter our university at our faculty.
Money is not a problem for me. Whatever they give up, they will accept it anyway. I want,
Let her study with you.
He introduced her to leading professors, the senior of whom remembered him as a student.
Your student will be. The Excellent!
Yes, we need such!
Lena was not enthusiastic. She humbly stood on the side.

It is time for entrance exams. The first of our courses was a physics exam. Exam in the form of a test. Thirty questions and several options for answers. Just choose the right answer and put the box.
I met Alexey the next morning. She is a wolf daughter on appeal.
It is foolish!! I’m scratching you here! Someone struck me.
The daughter has a silver medal, five in physics in the certificate, and she
We put zero points! Forget it!! to
I did not resist.
Is there not one correct answer? It can help you deal with
The answers?
I will do it myself. I will deal with them myself!!! to
Maybe it's just not lucky, you can try it in the second stream.
Don’t go into the second stream, I’ll do it myself!! to
After a while they return...
Well how?
They took the papers... Really zero points.

P.S Lena is really a stupid girl. She has a humanitarian mindset. We shouldn’t have broken it into our technical faculty. Now she brilliantly graduated from another university, became an economist-accountant... By the way, also a necessary profession in the firm.
P.S to P.S I very much suspect that Lena specifically chose such answers. Not going into energy. And to eliminate the slightest possibility of dad’s influence, she made the right choice. Thirty times in a row. No right to error!

To do this, you need to know physics very well.

The inscription on the door of the psychiatrist’s office: “Please keep silence.
Remember, you are not alone. They hear you... They’re everywhere!”

Do you have a battery case?
YYY: There is. Why to you?
XXX: Where are you from?! to

The Ice. (11:38:57 30/07/2010)
Do you have a date of birth on September 14, 1992?
Angel (11:39:37 30/07/2010)
Yes is
The Ice. (11:39:48 30/07/2010)
Speaking for 16 years.
The Angel (11:40:14 30/07/2010)
17 will be
The Ice. (11:40:49 30/07/2010)
I'll say that if you're getting 18 you'll get 18))
The Angel (11:51:54 30/07/2010)
not 17
The Ice. (11:54:24 30/07/2010)
I am stupid or the stars are not stupid.
The Ice. (11:54:52 30/07/2010)
Tell me what kind of man I was born in the same year as you but I am 18 and you are only 17?! to
The Angel (11:55:55 30/07/2010)
Long talk

The Prince of Persia: Forgotten Whispers.

Why are you lying on the couch at night?
He: Because you took the blanket, and when I tried to pull out a piece of it from under you, you hit me in the cheek!

XXX: How little we started to read! It was the most read country.
YYY: What are you suddenly?
XX: Well, we have a discount on books as employees. If someone knows needs books, I give at a wholesale price, and a discount to me. How little we read!

She: Another insult and I will insult myself
He: Yes, I have never offended you at all. I’m just straightforward and look at things objectively.
But my straightforwardness I level up with philanthropic compliments.
Where are the compliments?
He says, “You have chickens!

FAQ: On Saturday evening, a girl came to me. I went to my father's kiosk for 10 minutes to buy cigarettes, I come, and instead of the Ubuntu, the wire is loaded (default loading). The girl claims that the Ubuntu hanged (even the mouse did not ride) and had to reboot. I do not know how it happened. It was like playing music on the player. failed to repeat. You need to check the memory and screw.

MatriX1: No need to check anything, this is the property of girls.

BiTaminka
We were not allowed to go to work on Monday because of the heat!!!! to

BiTaminka
My vacation starts on Monday...

A message from the city's information portal on the topic that the water supply has started to smell dirt:
There is a suggestion: everyone should open the cranes to melt the bad water and leave the house to ride the electric cars to drive out the old cars, and on the way to eat all the bread of the bread factory. Clean the City of Dirt!

In light of this weather, the phrase is recalled more and more often: "Not everyone will live to winter".

From the forum

I have two children - a boy 12, a girl 10 years old. Recently, the son begins to harass his daughter - he starts to go to the toilet when she does well, always tries to be present when his sister changes clothes, when she goes to the bath to wash, runs back and says that he will help her rub her back, although I usually do. I understand that this is a consequence of puberty, but isn’t it going too far?

What an interesting boy, he knows how to run behind.

XXX with professional celebration.
Yyy: xxx, I have one name from Sisadmin)
What about the beard?
And the beard is not done.

I am angry with ugly things, just like people.
Missenka: other questions?
Is there a problem with the mirror? : o )

- Figle, " 300 units of equipment are involved", the television said. It is only in the outskirts area. I thought there would be so many firefighters in the area.
Well, "technology" is not just fire cars.
Yes, I thought they counted everything, including mobile phones and factory alarms.
This is also the loops and garden leagues.