xxx: "and sent the wicked mother-in-law patchery into the forest. for..."
XX: Why did she send her?
YYY: Behind the patches!

Yesterday I woke the alarm at half six.
XXX: and I didn’t get up... =(
In the sixth? He will not rise!

from JJ:
My husband has a cousin. He had a criminal friend. There are two classes and three corridors. Grow almost 2 meters. Impressed by Comrade.
So this same comrade was once invited to the meeting of the herbaliffs. Apparently, it was very bad for them at the time, since even such a person was called to them.
He listened carefully to what they were saying. was impressed. And he clarified:
So I take a suitcase of havana and pair it up to the looms?
and yes.
So what are we waiting for? Let us go.
Where to?
Loham Havannah to pair.

P.S And in each such topic there is a tough Chelyabinsk man, preaching that the programming language should be taught strictly by hand, to run exclusively in notepad-e, (but even cooler in vi), and to learn to drive not at all in the auto school, but exclusively at night on stolen cars.

Figishe: This is the first task
What about 3D Max 2010?
Figishe: Yes
Sasha: I’ll leave in two hours.
Figishe: Let me go. and crack
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I broke up with WOW.
HH: So what is it?
He took me...in both ways.

xxx: Senya put on the virtual box, listening to music in parallel... (virtual box deployed on the entire screen)
xxx: at the moment "formatting is going" a brother enters the room...
First his eyes became like the eyes of a lemur, and then he said, “How!and "

A colleague recently told me. (from the first person)
I am sitting in front of the TV, very quickly chewing on the channels. Suddenly I see a man on the screen. The dream of my whole life! Ophigenic musculature, the figure is amazing. I turned back.
It turned out to be a broadcast of the women's team competition for throwing spies! Steroids are evil.

I ask my invisible today - what is the difference between a baby and a pickupper? So this miracle answers me in full seriousness: "You see, dear, babblers are sometimes still given".

Shinigami: serviced the day, brought a gopego with an appendix
Shinigami: Well we operated him, in the tent.
Shinigami: and in the morning came his friends Gopnegis, 3 pieces
A total of 4
Shinigami: I thought about it. They are fucking Gypsies. All the people, mill
And they have their own tongue.
Shinigami: OK language, if I do not pass by the chamber, the same is true
Shinigami: The gods have their own. Everything is reminded.
Shinigami: though, it is a goddess. Cebula, Kabbala and Idisudabla

I sit in the kitchen with my mom and talk.
I: I will take and envy the cockroaches! And when it gets bored, I will lead the donkey to eat it, and then the donkey to eat the donkey, and then... for a second I will think about the question: who eats the donkey? and then, I will lead the Thai to eat the donkey...
Isn’t it early for you? And they are all terrible...

I'm looking for a girl who can't just get in.
YYY: Have you talked to rubber dolls?
xxx: by the way, if the rubber doll is turned out, then the girls can also use it!
YYYY: I’m even afraid to guess what you’ve thought before :rofl:
xxx: it's just rationalization))) A universal thing for the whole family))
Yyy: I’m afraid of you... * escaped from the chat

from "Complaints on the actions of forum and chat moderators"
a: the moderator xxx for the word peder gave me 7 days ban! 5 minutes to remove the ban.
b: Ban was given for insulting the chief administrator of the site
A: What’s special about him?? to

A boy and a girl in the store.
...
D: Just purple again in fashion!! to
Q: Yes, I just don’t understand how this "mode" chooses colors. The type of Paris Hilton once again eaten in the next bar, blinking on someone's purple puddle and the shit, purple again the hit of the season! So what?

Gas is like common, and dreams come true only with us!
When you have our common gas fucking, then our ones will be.

Nix: The day of VDV. During the night, a man travelled on a large road with children's saucers attached from behind. He turned through a double consistent and fled in an unknown direction. for the VDF! :D

We have a legend at the institute.
YOGEG: Our dean (the true Tatar) was also working in the Campi. He taught mathematics courses to entrants.
Joshua: That is it! He wrote the example with sinuses and cosinus up to the floor of the board. It looks enough.
Tagged with: malaika
YOGEG: And he says – well, it’s all simple!! Here everything decreases and eventually there is a 3pi answer.
The audience is in shock. The grave silence. They ask him, and why did he get it?
YOGEEG: And he’s them – so where did he come from? Look at it (read it out!!!)
Pi here, Pi here and Pi here!! to
The whole group fell out!! Googled for half an hour!! to
Tatar_malaika: now Gogot is in my room XD

YYY: Say something like that... so that it’s going to mock your skin!
DISK BOOT FAILURE - INSERT SYSTEM DISK AND PRESS ENTER

The question of how a young professional works.
yyy(19:30:46 2/08/2010)
The fucking!! This is a shit!! After a day of work, I put my bed on the 5th floor. And at the same time I will be on the floor because I didn’t get a table or a table. And to sit in the evening I will be in the dark because the chair did not give me too and the bulb to twist I lack growth!

XXX: What is your relationship at the moment?
At the 56th, fucking.