Not many people know what is conditional reflex therapy of alcoholism. A brief report. This is the Soviet know-how of the 1960s developed with the naive but noble purpose of infusing a persistent aversion to alcohol to the domestic alcoholic. Technically, everything was very simple. A man, ten of the soldiers who entered the path of correction, were planted around a large pond, given to drink at a point, and immediately poured a half-cube of apomorphine (hearted, unlike their barley relative, morphine). A minute later, ten stalls were filled to the edges, and they all scattered around the chambers. After five such executions, a few impressive patients actually had something close to the aversion to vodka, which, being unsupported by further sessions, remarkably self-healed in a couple of weeks.
The method has not survived. The most brilliant criticism of conditional reflex therapy I heard from my patient, Yuri Petrovich. When I asked him at a lecture in front of a group of students if he had come across such a technique, he stunned, rightly noted that the man is not a Pavlov dog, and that the drinking denaturate will not become frightened about that disgusting vodka or not. In general, the method is unpredictable and can lead to completely unexpected side effects. Upon the suggestion to clarify what he meant, Yuri Petrovich told how many years ago he had a wonderful evening with a friend for four bottles of vodka and a kind of snack consisting of an onion, two pieces of black bread and ten cans of sprat. Our hero at the time served as an officer on a military ship, so having gathered the will in his fist, an untreated but straight-walking, returned to the ship at half-and-a-half and turned off in his cabin with a sense of duty. One hour later there was a training alarm. In a six-point storm, the ship went out into the open ocean.
Yuri Petrovich is a wonderful storyteller. During three minutes of his monologue, he carried the breathing audience through all the circles of Hell. With costly, but absolutely accurate styles, he painted a monumental canvas called “I want to die, only so that it all ends.” Rising to the maximum emotional impetus, to the very crucifixion, the storyteller suddenly silenced, removed his glasses and began to wrap the blue isolant attaching the broken arches.
I cautiously asked, “What about conditional reflex therapy?”
Yuri Petrovich, a weaker long-standing Russian intellectual, who lived a humiliated life as a Soviet alcoholic, but who did not lose something that either existed or did not exist, looked at me with regret and said: “After this incident, I could not watch for ten years.”

The FSB punished its failed agents with the most terrible punishment for the Chekists - the return to their homeland.

From the Guitarist Forum:

The xxx:
And how to do this wiring with landing?
YYYY :
You call an electrician and ask to make a wiring for the washing machine.
The xxx:
I will probably try myself...
and ZZZ:
Farewell to...

<dzheika> would never have thought that colored sugar wool can fade so beautifully in the toilet...

Go to sleep xD
And what if I don’t go? xd
I will touch you to death.
[5:15:50] x: the stick of self-calling xD
[2:55:59] and: Oh
2:56:05) and it will not come out xD
2:56:15) X: Then it will come in
[2:56:16] x: xd

It is clear that the Germans won.
Do not go to the eighth foot.

Sessionary

Taviskaron: The examination found that the student’s skull was broken from the inside.
The fluider is a dumb, heavy object.

Andrew: Fuck, we need to buy hats, striped, colored, like Bob Marley’s.
FDA: How to whom?
Andrew: Bob Marley, reggae, Jamaica... Damn, how the cake is shorter, you give youth
Fedea: Aaaah, I would say right away, like Cake, or Bob Marley, what...

I’ll fuck him, I’ll fuck him. Damn in a decent society. We are all kidding, shit!
Are you sure it’s because of him?

Do you know what kills me in girls?
YYY: What is it?
XXX: to be more accurate
xxx: say so you have tasks switching chaotically using a pseudo-random number generator
YYYYYY : (
YYY: Do you mean I’m stupid?

unTer (20:35:24 8/07/2010)
I don’t believe people keep their promises.
Thoughts (20:35:33 4/07/2010)
Okay, I always do this.
unTer (20:37:28 8/07/2010)
That is, you mean that when you have a mountain of unwashed, dried dishes accumulated in your home, and you finally gathered with the spirit to wash it all, you do not promise yourself what shit, now I will wash dishes immediately after eating?
Thoughts (20:39:56 4/07/2010)
Fuck it =(

M_77: Who doesn’t need Cyprus 22 years???? We will agree on the price
mclander: M_77, ME!!! I do not need!

Funya ‎(17:38):
Are you orally ready?
Funya ‎(17:38):
Oh...
• Morally
Gabba ‎(17:38):
Later again
Gabba ‎(17:38):
It is unintentional)

News on Yandex:
Three ...
4 is Becoming famous eighty Paul has already chosen the world champion in football
5 is UEFA president fainted in restaurant

I still cooked it :)

from ZH

Everyone who learns Finnish loves the phrase "on the thin ice": ohuella jeella. Everyone else loves the word "Racastan" – I love it. One of my students remembered it only as "cancer stand up."

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[16:23:54] xxx: girlfriend is burning
[16:24:26] xxx: says "o! The boss praised me. I said I am smart and do a good job. Fucks, I’d better put it on the table and fuck it!"

Mumbai228: I was once bitten in my leg by a shrimp... My leg swelled and became twice thicker
NUBO: Maybe he put off the larvae? And the larvae began to terraform, because of which the leg was swollen, now the shrimp plant grows in symbiosis in the leg, and the anus will be used instead of the hangar.

and two:
What are you so sad?
You borrow money and don’t give it!
Do you have a coordinate?
There are coordinates, there are no missiles.! to

<SKcorp.> vspishka_s: Okay, I’ll go to bed. Let you dream like an elephant takes the queen.

C radio forum about the "float":
I really know the case. I don’t know these people personally, but I know some people.
They live in the collage. I don’t remember exactly what happened there, but my husband drowned the TV in the river. The child was taken and dried. It works.
Then he buried him in a burial. The children searched for a long time, two weeks, but still found and pulled out. Washed with water from the hose. and long. I didn’t open it, just so much soap. Dry up – it works.
What happened after that with the television story silences.