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[ + 94 - ] Comment quote №22808
 23.11.2009
Here would seem everything in the guy: flat foot, scoliosis, mother a doctor in the military department, direction to graduate school. Did you go to the army???? to

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №22807
 23.11.2009
I can argue my point of view very well.
Why is?
Because that fucking!! to

[ + 78 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №22806
 23.11.2009
studied in law. So we in the group a girl was, when turning the steering wheel in any direction, she leaned to the tightest side with the body. With a strong turn to the left, her head leaned to the glass and as a result she could not turn further. The driver’s teacher after a couple of such exits found a way out, began to open the window when she turned.

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №22805
 23.11.2009
None - Matata
by Pl. The cat was stuck behind the shit in the corridor. Capacity

Proteins will capture the world!
) ? ? ?

None - Matata
and UGU. The dick fool, instead of putting the pot quickly under it, I carried it through the whole corridor to the pot. Szuco, he was probably impressed - fucking on the flight

Proteins will capture the world!
and ROFL

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №22804
 23.11.2009
There is nothing more annoying, and at the same time more desirable, than the internet when it’s turned off.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №22803
 23.11.2009
English scientists have estimated that in a few years email will be replaced by social networks because of their popularity.

They have not yet seen our abyss.)

[ + 77 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №22802
 23.11.2009
I was in a psychiatric couple. Patients are different and it is difficult to diagnose. Seeing we mean one of such complicated patients, we can understand nothing. approach to the teacher. I: Pavel Anatolyevich, sick so, I can’t understand if she has a paranoid syndrome with progression or just a manic-depressive syndrome without progression? Prepod: (fooled) She’s actually anonymous...

[ + 71 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №22801
 22.11.2009
The Sash! Are you studying at BioFace?
SS: As it is. Why to you?
I broke a 3-liter bowl of honey here... and immediately three bees fell dead. How can this be explained?
SS to Hui. O O O O Probably from happiness.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №22800
 22.11.2009
To the smiles and gifts of the drivers who step down the road!
You need our Lukaschenko. We have everything easy, the road did not give in - lost the rights. Pedestrians in Minsk do not look at the sides when they cross the road. Our drivers blink when you miss them! You are smiling, you are smiling =)

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №22799
 22.11.2009
WORKSHOP (10:09:00 20/11/2009)
We are in quarantine. I am from Monday to Thursday on Wednesday.

Olejack (10:09:26 20/11/2009)
Probably not closed.)

[ + 57 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №22798
 22.11.2009
So many rumors about Trachtenberg’s death. What only epithetics did not read: "great man", "extraordinary smart man", "bright personality" and other...other...other...other...
It becomes scary and shameful for people who consider this a culture.

[ + 68 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №22797
 22.11.2009
All Impossible - Possible (c) Dima Balan
All Impossible is Impossible (C)

[ + 84 - ] Comment quote №22796
 22.11.2009
When the parents dropped, the phrase seven fridays a week acquires a different meaning.

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №22795
 22.11.2009
The education system in Russia.

xxx (22:48:33 19/11/2009)
Computer science is such an ambiguous subject.

xxx (22:49:01 19/11/2009)
In one school in the 7th grade basics are taught... in another - at 10 in the word text to write >_<

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №22794
 22.11.2009
The sellers in the zoo store, where today bought a rat, humorists - placed to transport it in a box... from under the cat food :-D

[ + -39 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №22793
 22.11.2009
On November 20, the radio host Roman Trachtenberg died of a heart attack. He has been working at Mayak since last year. Roman was 41 years old.

Let us express our respect for him by bringing to the best...

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №22792
 22.11.2009
The word "masturbation" is no longer fashionable or politically correct.
We need to say "Nanotechnology"!

[ + 90 - ] Comment quote №22791
 22.11.2009
in the appeal committee. He was a deputy there. He came in silence, unlike his poor fellow drunken in moderation. Cut the seed in my shoulders. We looked at a personal case, 9 classes behind their shoulders. The President:
In the missile, his troops. There are strong ones needed.
Recruiter (with an unfailing horror):
I’m afraid of flying rockets!! to

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №22790
 22.11.2009
Sania Klemin has left the group “Ankets of Prostitutes of Moscow and Peter”. Have sex with the professional.". by 15:33
Sanya Clemin Ura... the rabbit is coming soon))). by 15:32

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №22789
 22.11.2009
Borisov Maxim Leonidovich (19\11\09 8:34)
After Euro-08 our national team in Europe began to be called a Russian car, in the course it actually turned out to be a Russian car.
Kazakov Alexey Alexandrovich (19\11\09 8:37):
Lada Kalina
Kazakov Alexey Alexandrovich (19\11\09 8:37):
I went to Slovenia, I went to Slovenia.

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