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[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №33718
 29.07.2010
Crown
And at all. A different gay is a soul-man, and some naturals are such piddars.
Crown
My former provider, for example.
Crown
What a satellite. It even has a name - "The Internet Rainbow"

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №33717
 29.07.2010
How can you show such movies to a child?! to
CCC: Well that is. The bodies are not so many. In addition, from fear he hides under the blanket and falls asleep.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №33716
 29.07.2010
Theme 4: Blind
[NazDar]: What has happened?
Just standing on the balcony, I saw a falling star...
Why is that fucking? and :)
[VN4]: Yes, because the first thing that came to my mind instead of desire is:"Torturing"...

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №33715
 29.07.2010
A colleague loudly reads the headlines and comes to news that by 2070, abnormal heat could become the norm. There is a full cry of admiration from the far corner of the office:
and follows! You will go out anyway!

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №33714
 29.07.2010
Die Kirsche: I still understood such a thing... there is nothing more pleasant at work when you give the bullshit to someone who previously gave it to you.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №33713
 29.07.2010
Slonick: told a story to colleagues about how he recently unfreezed meat, forgot it in the microwave and smelled awful. A hundred such:
I also forgot the sardines on the window.
Maybe your neighbors loved you for that.
...and then it turned out that it was not the sardines smelled, but the neighbor... has been lying dead for three days. His knee is called.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №33712
 29.07.2010
RNM
I would talk about this test with great pleasure.
With the composer
or psychologist

XSM
Or with a psychologist.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №33711
 29.07.2010
I am depressed with chocolate ice cream.
Is ice cream in depression too?
XXX is yes. We are depressed together and whatever it hurts, I eat it.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY The top of humanism!

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №33710
 29.07.2010
discussing the fact that a girl has problems with boys because she is a pathologist.
Pathologist classy profession, I also wanted to go to study in medicine, so the parents did not let =) sent to the pedagogical. For me, it is easier with bodies than with children.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №33709
 29.07.2010
“Stay, you just said we don’t see you anymore?
Buy a ice cream.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №33708
 29.07.2010
Why did you come to meet Odmin with your wife on the Sysadmin day?
2: She has me too.
Heh, and what will it go by?
and me (

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №33707
 29.07.2010
XXX is fucking. The software for my phone was clearly written by sadists. When you put the alarm clock, this snooker so echoingly writes "there is 3 hours 11 minutes before the signal"

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №33706
 29.07.2010
He dropped into the sorting and disappeared. I think it’s been there for a long time.I approach the door and I hear the sound of a periodically whispering air refresher.
Does it refresh the air? 😉
If b. I opened the door, and he is sitting on a push, and in front of him there is a balloon with a refresher pulling...and bubbling, Turn on the jump engine...and a pshyik from the balloon...We enter the space of the enemy colony...Pipez! And this 32-year-old man and the director... I am in shock.
Wow: killed:)))))))))) This is what the heat does)))))

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №33705
 29.07.2010
Plant (19:03:40 28/07/2010)
You are here

Wedding (19:03:53 28/07/2010)
bold affirmation


[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №33704
 29.07.2010
I come to work in the morning, and my colleague is already sitting behind my comp and doing something there.
I (indignantly): "Who are you?"
Collega (not separating from the comp): "Pearls!"
The office slipped...

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №33703
 29.07.2010
XXX: This would be the watchman of the morgo to arrange. At night - you cuddle on the stove, in the morning - to work, and sleep yourself in the morning quietly on the table, in the cool. Only the screams of visitors will bother when you roll from side to side.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №33702
 29.07.2010
Man1ac: I thought here... that when you flatter with a girl in the water, throwing her out of the water over the waist, then say the phrase "if you stretched your legs a little, you could sit on my neck" slightly reckless :)

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №33701
 29.07.2010
Are you not scared of cocaine?
I don’t have a cat, very much.

Koroleva-Tasha (c)

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №33700
 29.07.2010
Are you a romantic in your soul?
I am shaving my feet in the soul!

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №33699
 29.07.2010
Aaaah! The man who "never broke the deadlines for the submission of the project" broke the deadline for the submission of one program.
It's shit like in that anecdote: "I say the place is cursed, and you are hands from your ass, hands from your ass."

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