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[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №33478
 25.07.2010
And you know, there is something special in that you throw yourself into the arms of a hostile element, steadfastly pursuing your goal. Every time you tell yourself that it won’t happen again, you do it over and over again.
Did you go for beer in the heat again?
XXX is...

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №33477
 25.07.2010
From a brief for the copywriter:

A man should read the text and cry for the luck that fell upon him. With one hand he wipes his tears, and the other is already tapping our number.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №33476
 25.07.2010
Gohah, section La2, branch of the orcs (tyrants).

BooGor: Guys, I made the const: hunger / hunger / tur / wark / bd / sws / e / bish / cat, all 70 +, the question is actually where to go to roll exactly the const? Perks or IT, or somewhere else, or is there a paradise where tires and hunger are swirled by constants? and :)

Onik: At 70+ it will probably be good in IT.
Heaven is HB.

BooGor: That's why I love the branch of the Tyrons, so there's the Gandons least :) Thank you for the reply :)

HotSizzle: Orcs are by default the most educated and benevolent. Talented cavalry and pleasant interlocutors. They hand the ladies when they get out of the route taxi, carry the grandmothers across the road, take the children out of the burning houses.

Djaga: And they chew when they eat elves. :D

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №33475
 25.07.2010
By the edge of my ear, I hear a client pointing at me, asking something from my employee, what she is giving:
" and she Yes not. She does not work here. She is here!" O_o

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №33474
 25.07.2010
In the political forum:

Classic: What age do you think will come under Medvedev’s rule?
Baron: The Age of Onanism.
Moderators: All answers are given.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №33473
 25.07.2010
Ivan
Oh oh!
Ivan
The camp!
Ivan
Remind me how to do it.
Ivan
I will go to the kitchen with a note.
Mantihorka
In short, put a pot with water. When it boils, you throw your fruits and sugar, mix and wait for it to boil. You film immediately. all
Ivan
Could it just be a snack?
Mantihorka
Compound for Varian? O_O
Ivan
Do you think no?
Mantihorka
I never heard. But I doubt it is adequate.
Ivan
Can you black?
Mantihorka
You are putting me in an impasse.
Mantihorka
What else do you have?
Ivan
Looking for
Ivan
Lemon
Ivan
Cappuccino
Mantihorka
You are going to cook the compot. The water is turned off and the sugar is gone. Can I drink vodka with salt? And the pots are all dirty, and in the boiler can it be cooked? Or just throw everything in the dishwasher and mix it? and pull a box of shoes, or there is no worker.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №33472
 25.07.2010
News from Georgia

We have gas in Russia, and you?? to

A cat gave birth to a puppy yesterday.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №33471
 25.07.2010
<xxx> "allow me to invite you to the cake?"
<@yyy> no cake before marriage!
<zzz> washing machine - why extra pounds before

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №33470
 24.07.2010
[sic] (17:29:32 24/07/2010)
By the way, I came up with a name that characterizes my way of constantly googling something.

[sic] (17:29:35 24/07/2010)
The outcast!

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №33469
 24.07.2010
X: Keep your cards. What are they made of, by the way?
X: From the bones of your enemies? XD is
Y is no.
Y: From the tree.
The graves of my enemies.
X: O_O

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №33468
 24.07.2010
He: I do not raise such topics in the presence of personalities deprived of the attribute that distinguishes a man from a woman.

She printed...

he: I’m about kadik, of course, so you can wipe out all the accusations in the bag that I printed)

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №33467
 24.07.2010
Just the taxi driver on the phone asked where to send the "machine", which "address", learned the number of the "home" and the nearest "crossroads". And in the end, she offered to wait for the “call” and called me “young man”!! What a fucking cute thing! :)

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №33466
 24.07.2010
Opening the fridge filled with strawberries, I first think that happiness is still there, but then I realize with bitterness that there is nothing to eat at home except strawberries.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №33465
 24.07.2010
I went on the street yesterday. I am passing by two men: one is letting the cracks with mounting foam, and the other is sitting and watching. There is the following conversation between them:
1: Put a little more foam into the slit.
2: No, I think it is enough.
1: Oh, and I’d go out...

If I wore, soft walls and spacious shirts, I think, would have been provided.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №33464
 24.07.2010
Commentary on the photo of Tom York (songwriter Radiohead):

Natalia Kolesova
It looks like Tom York.

Alexander of Cannabis
What a Tom York when he’s a Radiohead soloist!

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №33463
 24.07.2010
The heat clearly divided people into losers and those with air conditioning. The other divisions are invented.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №33462
 24.07.2010
XXX (Friday around midnight)
We are slaves tomorrow and after tomorrow. The day
Officially announced

yyy (24.07.2010 00:10)
I’m sleeping, I’m sleeping, I’m sleeping, I feel sorry.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №33461
 24.07.2010
Heisenberg: Well, let’s go out and find out about men!! to
Jesse: What is Nardy again?? to

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №33460
 24.07.2010
<Ikrill> I have a friend living nearby. He studied in Baumanka in second grade.
<Ikrill> In general, she said to me in a tone, as if she was telling prophetic truths: "After graduating from the university, they will take the executive position, just looking at the diploma".
<Ikrill> I barely got a cup of tea...
<Ikrill> And in general, I would like to look at such employers, who choose exclusively by name, and immediately on managerial positions.
<chaos> in such an office that only takes diplomas, and it is not worth going
<chaos> because there is a fear that others are also taken for diplomas
<chaos> and you have to manage them.

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №33459
 24.07.2010
Questions in the forum:

Niki: Tell me, if I left a drop of sperm on the toilet, is there a chance to get pregnant to my sister and mother?
Tin: There are no words.
Yogo: There is, warn your sister and mother.You may not warn your dad, but you should.
Kostyara: No need to warn anyone, he has arrived.

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