Description of the medicinal product "Linux":

"Brown syrup with a characteristic smell" XD

She is: ^_^
He: It is what?
See also: Kava
It’s like a baby, just cute, isn’t it?

K to:
There were healthy containers, 5 on 3 meters and a depth of 2.30 m, for natural oxygen saturation. In order to join the group, it was necessary to cross this container on the long side...

Then it all goes into bottles and is sold. The fucks. To die there. Of course, he has insensitivity, he knows what bodies are swimming there and what the wine is saturated with. The fucks.

This is PPC! In the universe there is an elevator, if you want to get to the second floor, you had to press the button 3, you want to the third - the button 4, etc.
Recently did everything right and the paper hanged: "the button number corresponds to the floor number"
Comments by Pen:
1st Finally!
2nd Thank you Cap!

by Rico

Everyone here says that there is no friendship between a guy and a girl. I have a lot of friends, more than ten. When will a girl finally appear? T_T

XXX: On which floor do you live?
YYY: What do you remember? I’ve been there twice and I don’t remember.
xxx: I was walking behind you all the time, you led me, here you didn’t bother))
YYY: Were you in a state of prostration or alcoholic intoxication?
xxx: in condition "and nothing has her ass" ;-)

And I bite a cake in the buffet today and it turned out to be full of filling for the first time! This is a sign that the end of the world is clearly near.

Thanks to the advertisement, I found out...

... that there may be even more yogurt in the shower gel.
... that every girl in a bright dress carries a 2-liter Vanish in her bag!
... that people living in huge, well-decorated apartments eat Roltons.
Each of us has two bats in our mouths.
It is time to create a note of 99 r.
... that a good housewife always has dirty plates in the bathroom, rugged cranes, kitchen plates and toilets!
There is a caries in the fence.
... that bears can breastfeed cows
... that the bobras, smoked with alpine grass, ride on bears
... that in the freezer can settle a huge speaking peel.
... that bacteria live exclusively under the umbrella of the Unix
... that our main problem is peeling.
Not all yogurt is equally beneficial.
... that if two small children deliberately pack a hated white shirt, then there will be not a father with a pack of pi, but a aunt with powder.
The brain periodically visits the stomach.
... that people can talk to Margarine and cook lunch with him... and many more interesting things...
Let’s look at the advertisement further.

I saw a VKontakte photo where it was written "Get the fuck and tap them on the key."
And the comments:
111: the NPA
222: Got Gogh
333 - Ephraim
444: I only get some gaps :(

and TG:
I took the phone from the repair.
and TG:
This one says...with you 520 years...I give him a cutter with one paper.
He was not there, and went to exchange.
and TG:
He is running, I catch the phone and run!
and TG:
I hear him crawl, stand, speak! and I run so cheerfully joyful...
Fuck it, fuck it...

I’ll lock you in the basement and come to you every day to make love with you. Wouldn’t it be great?
It depends on the basement.

>>I Ilya, 16 years old, on track - milenium08
>> I am a woman. I am 13 on the tracker known as Frank 1970
>>I am Yulia and I am 15
>>My name is Vadik, I am 23, and I am an alcoholic and I also have no place here.

I would hurt you, but better than nature does not work anyway.

Hello, how are you doing?
BBB: Hello to you. I am disappointed with the president.
A to E?
BBB: I watched the message to the federal assembly today, and all was waiting, especially after Medvedev’s words about flights to distant planets, what he would say (not rushing, pronouncing every word with a sense of own power): "...and to ensure the security of civilians and the protection of the borders of our sovereign state, from this moment on, I proclaim the re-formation of the Russian Federation into the First Galactic Empire!".
BBB: and then the applause and screams from the hall: "bravo!" and "I want children from you!", and Putin with the words "chououdnechenko...", rubbing his hands, goes onto the stage and together with the bear (on whom the mask of the Darth Vader has already fallen from above, and he now breathes loudly, with a characteristic sound) go beyond the scenes.
Crazy to fucking.

From the Medical Center of Moscow
sonia: first sex 29 June 2008 00:01
I don’t know how to have sex for the first time without blood.
Answer of the specialist:
Clarify your question. Where does the blood go?

This computer is already...
At night, her daughter woke up and ate (she was on breast milk). I laid her next to her, my chest rolled into my mouth, and I said:"Slide!" and cut off.))

XXX: Everything is super, it works!! to
XXX: How can I thank you?
Press Caps Lock
XXX is OK

I read about the admin, always thought about the sweaters.
and today I was in the server room for the first time in my life, it was as cold (the air conditioner is working at full - so that the server does not overheat) - there is really no sweater at all!! to

Capoeira is the most adapted martial art for Russian conditions. In the winter... in the swimsuit... on the slippery sidewalk...

A mosquito is flying on my balcony.
Yyy: tell him that it’s mid-November, let him die.