from ZH:

anamaliya: Well, I was generally confident for a long time that my machine was called Peugeot Airbag. It is written on the wheel.

Xxx and Super Clay bought?
YYY did not buy.
Buying xxx
Can you buy an apple?
kilogram of 2
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
I can have 3 ;)
Shall we stick the yogurt bushes?

xxx: I accidentally saw the item tag set - an invisible marker + UV lighting to see what was written. Now I have invisible beauty on my forehead "I am Alexey."
XXX: Buyed, it is called, on his head.

1: I’m looking for a copywriter, a telepath, a shaman who will write me a manual on the server that I’ve configured myself, but I’m not sure how it works.
PM 2: If you find it, let me know. I need such a guy too!

In Side :
The phrase from a nightmare - Microsoft Linux 98

xxx: Scuco, I feel like I am turning into a vampire. I try to go out on the street only at night. If I had to go out in the daytime, I crawl through any dark corners, and I run through the sunny areas, covering my face from shadow to shadow. Yes, I’m already looking at people with only one thought: how much cold water can they have in their bag?

XX: Guess I’m doing it to refresh?
Yyy: I am afraid.)
XXX: It has nothing to do with water.
YYY: And how then?
XXX: I put my head in the closet.
xxx: Outside the window +37, in the apartment +35, in the closet.. +29! )
yyy:... :'D

Discussion of the forum. Subject: "And who can remove the donkey nest?"

Alex-Pilot: In the country, in the house. It’s a bit scary :shock:

San1989: Smoke the bees!When they run behind the hood, run behind them!

Well, you can sometimes talk to him norm., but it is worth telling him that he is a lamb, as offenses and insults begin immediately.

The corporate walk. Day of the Company. marked well, but not enough. The management has deliberately moved away. The rest went to clubs. 5 hours in the morning. Call to the Director General from an employee of Sasha.
But where did I get?
Sasha, you got...

From Khabr, discussion of the Chinese UMPC keyboard.

xxx: I don't see the hard sign on the keyboard.
YYY: Keep it soft
ZZZ is symbolic. and :)

It happens that a pin under the back is the beginning of a successful career.

I have a friend Edik, we studied in the same class. A quiet fourth, a bit botanical. Sometimes I even entered for him (I box from first grade).
It was time for us to join the army. I am in the PWA, and he is somewhere in the special. by NAZ. The Game.
Here we served for two years, we met, he was still such a fun botanist and as if he didn't fuck up. What, I tell you there for special names, if people like you take? He jokes in response, saying... I didn’t tell anyone in the army that I was a botanist and that I was stunned in school...
It’s been more than twenty years and I can tell this story.
Eddie and I went back from the guests. A deep night.
Suddenly, three bandits come to meet. It is impossible to confuse them, even if they were in fractions. All of us are thirty years old, with our necks and all our heads above us. They are like us and are so polite.
Nothing personal, we just have such a job, we just need it.
You are not lucky today. If you give good, we will give you.
Not even touching the finger.
One stood in front of me, and Edick and two others behind my back.
I understood that it was necessary to attack first and, to surprise, I spoke my teeth.
Men, we have money, of course, but not much in the red wallet.
In half a word, I applied his left to his liver and right to his beard... I hit him well. Usually from such strikes a person falls like a closet, but it was so powerful that it just fell to the wall and then it will start to blow off.
I understood. That our war has been going for two seconds and I haven’t seen what these elephants and my friend are doing behind. I felt with my back that a blow would now hit the back of my neck... Instead of a blow on me from behind, the shoulder came in and said to my ear... And we were knocked back...
After that, Edik continued to hang on me and moved toward my opponent and through me knocked him in the ears, he fell like a bag of fertilizers. I turned around and saw that the other two were lying in unnatural poses, without signs of life... I was surprised to think that it took him a second and a second to hit me and boast of me.
When we ran into the house, I asked...
Didn’t you kill them?
I don’t know yours and I don’t know mine, what’s the difference? The main thing we destroyed.
the enemy's live force and technique and the mentovese intelligence.
They do not know the number or composition of our group.
Here Edik pulled me by the sleeve, I humbly ran after him and asked...
Why are we so confused with the tracks?
“No, just once we’re running around, I wanted to show you a new one.
the playground, where my niece and I walk... there are bushes, cows...

I looked in the half-darkness at the grandmother Yaga and the cutting cuddles, and I thought.
After such an overdrive to think of a children's playground... great they made you in your special nazi...

Edick, if you read it, write off.

Small and ugly boys in ancient Sparta were thrown into the abyss, but in our country they rule the state.

D.M. > and aaa We offer condoms with the company symbol!
I.K > that you think about work at any time!

The day can safely be called the best in six months, today you will get what you long missed. After checking the simple conclusions, I, being a reasonable man, decided to meet such a glorious day in all-arms and bought condoms. I should have an umbrella.

The Dialogue of Two Losers at Work
Dmitry:..we should lose weight in the spring, and now - soon winter, under the jacket still nothing can be seen
When you have sex, you see everything.
Do you often have sex?

From the Fire:

Russian feminism is meaningless and merciless.

“Lena, you said that men and women should earn equally, right?
and yes.
- And now you say that a man should earn more and maintain his wife, is there no contradiction?
and no.
Why so?
They are men!

You said there are no female duties, right?
and yes.
And now you say that there are male duties, is there no contradiction here?
and no.
Why so?
They are men!

Marina, you said that rights should be equal, right?
and yes.
And now you say that men should pay in a restaurant, give up their seats, is there no contradiction here?
and no.
Why so?
They are men!

Brother burn.Gathered with his little one in the morning to the garden.Gone, the towels cleaned up, and disconnected.Milk all this noticed, takes the sponge for shoes rubs one sandal in a black color... stands beautiful, brother comes in, slightly cleansing from this spectacle, attempt to wipe out any results does not bring....probormotav "Aid,Poh." rubs the second...

I work in Israel. I live here too – I can’t fly from Smolensk here every day. Somewhere in Tel Aviv, a car stopped near the store, in which three soldiers were sitting, a sergeant, a lieutenant, and a flag (in covers - because the tongue is broken, and I don't like to put the direct equality of titles). The sergeant and lieutenant are lively, unless they talk fiercely (in Hebrew, of course), the flag carries boxes into the store (there his parents work on the march). From the fragments of the conversation to me, it becomes clear that the two are discussing weapons, with no better, but simply comparing samples. If I heard correctly, it was about shooting thousands of bullets. In the process of conversation, both get the hole targets and start to drive on them with their fingers, apparently discussing a bunch of shootings (although what to discuss there - instead of the center of the targets is decided). A flag comes out of the store, stands, looks at them, then publishes in pure Russian: "Here you are a maniac," and then takes the box and leaves. The two look around and in the same pure Russian synchronously shout to him in the following: "You where the BTR has gone?and "