He: I’ll take it and kiss you at the next meeting ;)
She is shy ))
He: And I will take an anti-steshnyatina drink.

xxx: I used to write "Nirvana","Kish" and "Hui" in my entrance.

xxx: and now write "Firefox", and "+1";

I would like to look into the faces of those scientists who promised global warming.The tears...

“This is who is the chief in our country – President Medvedev or Prime Minister Putin.
Of course Putin.
The leader is always the president.
“We have Putin as the chief, even if he was the director of the school.

WANKA-VSTANKA... WANKA-VS-TANKA... this is what it is

Today is Russia’s Day of Good!
Tagged with: wow
XXX: Yes, I want to say that you are not fat!
YYY: Oh, and then you are not a goat.
XXX: Don’t go on the fuck.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY...
XXX: What a wonderful day

Commentary on the film "I Spit on Your Grave":

What will the continuation be called? Did I shake your house? XD is

Sometimes I want to make a coffee. You come home and it gets you...

I: Hi, and the bird told me you found a new job, where now?
Brother: at the woodworking plant
I am :? In how, and the bird chiricled, he said in the institute some, there a bunch of girls :)
brother: so I say, in the woodworking plant - then the board will get, then the barrel, then the oak. and )

My subconscious mind is mocking me. I had to learn to see conscious dreams (not every night) and enjoy all the benefits that followed, as the characters of my dream called me a reader.

@IRAkezzz: On Saturday I decided to put the cat on a diet, or it became too fat. Today she gave birth. What are you ready for for food?! to

Start of sales of the first Russian smartphone. The night. A crowd of people, waiting for the precious hour, gathered in front of the salons of the MTS. Just so. and portion.

Web site of vacancies, advertisement board:
A serious job, a serious person, with a serious salary.
Kill Who Should I Kill?

Do you want your child to have a date of birth on 11.11.11? Then you know what to do tonight! ?

20:56:33 xxx: Japan refuses to recognize the results of World War II
21:10:27 Yyy: If Stalin had moved the Chechens to the Kurils, Russia would have two fewer problems now.

Fuck it!! to

I lie down, click on the telephone controller, I get on the TNT, through which the DOM-2 goes, I switch on, and the controller, the fox, stopped clicking, the batteries faint. I started to knock on him... At this moment my mom comes in and sees DOM-2 on TV:

and ah! I got hit!! to

XXX: They want to have a new child
YYY: What happened to the previous one?

XXX: Girls, how much does the simplest small sewing machine cost?
The smallest sewing machine is a needle.

I’m in my pink pyjamas in the kitchen, cooking breakfast. The husband sits on the back of the board and knocks a knife: skyr-skyr, skyr-skyr... And suddenly says:
You are so helpless in this pyjamas.
And then with a knife at the point: skyr-skyr, skyr-skyr...

Haishnikovs have 12 days to choose their sexual orientation.