It is said that at the moment of death, admin remembers all of his passwords.

My friend said, “Nowowow, fuck, don’t look at me with that kind of eyes! I feel ashamed and want to hit you!"

I go home, a 12-year-old boy approaches me and says so sadly, “Can you buy cigarettes in the kiosk?” Or my dad sent me for cigarettes, and I am not sold, they say that the little one is still. Before I answered anything, the boy looked closely at me (and I had curly tails and a stupidly satisfied face :))) and sadly said:"Al you will not be sold either..."

I have hamsters.
The girl does not give
He hopped after her for half a day, only to fit - she unfolds and gives in the mouth
Then he was offended, went to the house of the kind of her stuff throwing up, so funny it was - all like in life.

From the forum:
One day a man came to Socrates and said, “Do you know what your friend says about you? Socrates replied, "Before you tell me this news, ask for it through three sits. The first is the Sito of Truth. Are you sure that what you are going to tell me is true? I have heard this from others. You see, you are not sure. The second sitho is the sitho of good. Will this news make me happy? Absolutely not. And finally, the third sito is the sito of benefit. Will this news be useful? I doubt it. You want to tell me a news in which there is no truth or good, and it is useless. Why talk to her then?

The first comment:

This is not a parable, it is a triple filter of Socrates.

Will you go to the cinema with us in 2012?
No, I’ll wait a few years and see in real =)

There are people in whom God lives, there are people in whom the devil lives, and there are people in whom only worms live.
Great words for entering the series Doctor House))

The case was in one of the state offices, where mostly women work. It is lunch time, everyone has already tasted and talks about their cup of tea. The conversation came about sex and someone said that Ekaterina 2 loved extraordinary sex and died under the horse. And here one girl dreamingly says: “What a beautiful death!!!” No one could work until the end of the day.

From the Women’s Forum:

How do I get my husband to make me a coney?
Wash and shave!

When leaving the kitchen, turn off the light with your head.

Yesterday on Our Radio: casting at the crematorium
I understand of course what they say about the group "Crematorium",
It sounded threatening.

When I was a kid, my parents watched Anshlag on weekends and laughed. I wondered what they were laughing at...
I have grown up and nothing has changed.

Dear GDP, is it still worth paying attention to your residents? Or we will always pretend that everything is perfect and "if there are no facts", then the people cheat.

c) Residents of the Russian Federation

Mlia, I feel like I grow like a user: before there were a lot of cups at the comp, and now there are also plates, pots, casseroles and (!) Friendly...

You know I am angry.
What annoys you, my friend?:D
Q: What kind of girl do I like?
XXX: These are the questions.
XXX: I have to ask you that.
YYY: No, I like you as a guy, I should have answered, right?:D
I just understood everything right away and nothing will come out.
YYY: And sometimes they ask, and I like you as a person at all? No, fucking, I like you like a barsuke... or an enot I don’t know, oppsum
XXX: Just a question worthy of a backbone
xxx :D
YYY: Not just to ask: Hey, I like you no longer?!8-)\m/
Imagination is the key.
YYY: As a man, as a girl... as a dough, I like you? You’re not like a dropshiper, but as a landslide you’re just great!! to

When I was 5 years old, my mom always told me that the most important thing in life is to be happy.
When I went to school, I was asked what I wanted to be when I grew up.
I wrote "Happy"
I was told "you did not understand the task", I told them "you did not understand life".

Seraph
As a historian, the windows are well blamed.

Seraph
Although it is believed that the prince of Vladimir was killed by the gods for treason.

My husband (10:50:50 9/11/2009)
...I dropped the oatmeal cookie in coffee, forgot about it, and then took a cup, I drink, I think of something gentle and I see in the cup swimming Brain brown such, with twists, scared not a speech, I thought my fell out...
) ) )

Protocol of the DTP. Department of Vehicle Damage. 1st vehicle: Chevrolet Lacetti - deformed the front buffer, the front left wing, the front left wheel, the front left door, the left outer mirror of the rear view. 2nd vehicle: btr-80 - there are wheels on the front right wheel.

-KOSHAK- (21:44:18 7/11/2009)
It removes viruses, right?

SoulCry (21:44:31 7/11/2009)
Yes to! More as

-KOSHAK- (21:44:37 7/11/2009)
) ) )

-KOSHAK- (21:44:44 7/11/2009)
They may hurt)

SoulCry (21:50:18 7/11/2009)
But Kasper is a perverse, he will first ask how the virus is wrapped, then he will spend in a separate folder (called "quarantine") there will start to dress up and look at the body of the virus, carefully studying and writing notes on the structure of the body of the virus, if you click to remove it he will just remove it), and if you click to treat it, he will rape, cut off his hands and castrate, releases (from the quarantine), if the virus does nothing after that, Kasper will leave the naked and castrated body in any package (which you will indicate), or if everything after the virus gets out of the quarantine scratched under the scratch: everything is already in the sponge, then you are trying to catch up, and the body begins to melt and

SoulCry (21:51:31 7/11/2009)
I said I didn’t smoke.)