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[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №30478
 24.05.2010
Working in Moscow as a conductor of a trolley bus, Mongol Erden until now
He says he is collecting tribute from the Russians.

[ + 69 - ] [8 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №30477
 24.05.2010
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Most importantly, do not go to the category of "only a friend" for her) or I’ve done so)) all known girls are friends! I don’t want to be friends!! I want to fuck! 😉

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №30476
 24.05.2010
Nathaniel (14:01:47 24/05/2010)
For men, it’s easier to see what a girl’s breasts are.
We women are always waiting for surprises.

Vladimir (14:08:11 24/05/2010)
Men have a choice at this time. You can refuse in advance if you do.
And for women - in most cases, it is very difficult to give up the surprise.)

[ + 92 - ] Comment quote №30475
 24.05.2010
Susla: I agreed to meet Amy in the evening at Freedom Square. I came, I stood, I stood. Let me, I think, I will write what is already in place. I get the wrong number and someone leaves the text "I am already free". In a few minutes comes the answer "Why was he sitting?" )))))

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №30474
 24.05.2010
O to VOOT!

You are beginning to know the truth, warrior of light!

S: I am not light, I am serious

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №30473
 24.05.2010
What to say... Five years ago I went on a train from Kiev to Simferopol in a train, and I slept peacefully. Suddenly, through my dreams, I feel men’s hands stretching towards me. Oh how! I say to myself. I open my eyes, and in the darkness I see: not to me they draw, but to my bag, which lies next to me. And here I am like a thief, and a thief runs along the wagon, and I follow him in cowards and a jacket, and I beat him with a towel. I went away, but my bag was left.
This video gave me such a memory.
Baron_Myxa: Five years ago I went somehow on a train from Kiev to Simferopol in a train, and peacefully half dreaming I went out of the toilet. And suddenly, through the dream, I feel a girl in a coward and a maika running to me. Oh how! – I say to myself, povezlo!
Finally I wake up and in the darkness I see people start beating me with a towel. I thought she was warming up in the crowd! But the strikes became more painful.
Miracle has gone away, and the honor remains with me!)
Vedmed75: A few years ago I used to take a train from Kyiv to Simferopol. Already sleeping began, suddenly, the grandmother in the opposite - like a spark on the whole car, jumped, and let the passing man - a towel to chew. He left her, poor man. I think: it is necessary, crazy - divorced, I could also hang puzzles. In fear, he drank vodka, fell asleep, and walked through his station.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №30472
 24.05.2010
Building of Dentistry:
"Love overcomes everything but caries!"

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №30471
 24.05.2010
How did you know I love Anime? and [

[ + 64 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №30470
 24.05.2010
<Blondie> Who will come to me tonight? Sleeping with me?
<Sindbad> Oh how! I want!
<Gluecker> Just the bull for the horns! A young girl! and :)
<Blondie> How about it? I can’t really say, stop me with the windscreen. They can misunderstand. I really had a wind flying! and :(
<Gluecker>...

[ + 89 - ] Comment quote №30469
 24.05.2010
to this:

I go to work in the subway, I press to my heart with both hands onions of strawberries with strawberries, reluctantly mint. My aunt pushes me, I almost fall, she is so wicked:
Must hold on! What are you having such gold luck?
I turn to the aggressor, make sorrowful eyes and gently say:
This is Kesha... He goes to the Animal Cemetery...

How she shrugged! =) is
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It would be even cooler if fresh blood flowed out of the basket "Cash". Visit would be...

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №30468
 24.05.2010
At work, we organized a hotline for citizens' appeals, etc.
They sat a blonde (she sits here 5m from me) and gave her a Cisco IP phone.
The chief of staff comes in and asks her, What is your phone number?
She looks at the phone screen and says - My number 24-05-10
The President’s response is today’s date.

[ + 84 - ] Comment quote №30467
 24.05.2010
A 14-year-old sister sent, read on a girl's forum:

Cat: I’m in love with a guy and he’s lulling me he’s giving me puddles :rose: I’m here wanting to puddle but I can’t tell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Tagged with :blush:
Valerie: What is it that prevents you from pacing him?
He is cuddling!!!! :!by :!by :!by :

[ + 61 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №30466
 24.05.2010
here here :
The action of Google, installed on the start page of the game Pakmen, is recognized as a sabotage aimed at stopping work in most Russian offices.
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We America at one time barely declared war, when because of the Tetris they were there everyone was killed at work.
Tetris was invented by the Russians.

[ + 84 - ] Comment quote №30465
 24.05.2010
XXX: You have a Nobel laureate of Nureat to call us fools!?!?!? to
YYY: That is enough for me.

[ + 69 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №30464
 24.05.2010
And yet the mosquito is a strange creature... He knows that they will be beaten or poisoned – no, you still have to move to the 12th floor and feed over the ear...

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №30463
 24.05.2010
I read the weather forecast for the days in the newspaper: clear, cloudy, possible rain, thunderstorm.
They don’t cheat the fucks.

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №30462
 24.05.2010
Angel: For you, for women, it is always so. When you have trouble with your husband / partner - you actively communicate with other guys, cry them in the jacket, call "the only friend who understands and sympathizes." And as family problems disappear, you hit the “only friend” in the most ungrateful way. Well, if you remember the name.
Skazka: Mish, are you blaming me for something?
Angel: Of course not. And it has nothing to do with the fact that I am Kostiya, not Misha.

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №30461
 24.05.2010
Murderous facts about the British
This study was conducted in 2000.
So, do you know what...
Three British people die each year from testing their 9V batteries.
142 British people were injured in 1999 because they didn’t remove all the blades from their new shirts.
Every year, 58 British people are injured by using knives instead of screws.
19 Britons were killed over the course of three years because they believed the jewelry was made of chocolate.
Four British people lost their hands due to petards during the Christmas holiday.
18 British people suffered severe burns in 2000 due to using a new jumper with a cigarette in their teeth.
Over the course of two years, 543 Britons were forced to see a dentist after failing to open a beer bottle with their teeth.
Five British were injured due to out-of-control toy cars.

And finally:

In 2000, eight British people were hospitalized with a skull fracture they received while they were torn into the toilet.

I wonder how many scientists there are.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №30460
 24.05.2010
A letter with a girl.
Boy: Sunny, but if we lived together, what would we do now? and ;-)
Girl: Well, I would prepare for labor law, study articles, and you would look for them and help me!
That’s why we don’t live together!

[ + 115 - ] Comment quote №30459
 24.05.2010
Recently scattering the internet stumbled upon the crying soul of one person who asserted that it was uncomfortable for her to ride the subway to her institute and asked anyone willing to give her a car.
Here is the most correct comment:
There is a surprising tendency lately to have exaggerated needs in the presence of only a puddle.

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