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[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №32198
 28.06.2010
Frost16: I’m going to buy a wuvuzella. I will wake the camp in the morning.
You will be the first person I will take my soul to.
Ferimor: Instead of vuvuzela, buy a pioneer horn. It will be effective and effective.
Frost 16 is. It's going to be hard to get out of the ass XD

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №32197
 28.06.2010
Cerrar La Puerta: Why hasn’t the sex lipstick yet been invented?
Evil Rex: Oh, and a lip harmonic!

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №32196
 28.06.2010
I told a colleague recently. He is driving in the electric car, and next to the girl is sitting, the crossword tells. And it is impossible to guess what it is for a means of controlling the stupa of the six-lettered Baba Yaga. Well, my friend told me that it was messy. The girl was a little surprised and asked how he knew it. A friend had to honestly admit that he was studying at the MAI at the Faculty of Aircraft Control Systems.

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №32195
 28.06.2010
The xxx:
These rapers are such monkeys fucking.
YYYY :
))))))))))))))))
The xxx:
I saw the glow, hang the glow.
YYYY :
They wear 4 shorts, they wear 1.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №32194
 28.06.2010
xxx: listen to me
XXX: Did you cook the strings?
YYYYY: Yes
XXX: and here we are interested in the process itself.)
X: Is it necessary to remove the rope from the rope, or is it possible?
Yyy: Together with the bassist

[ + 86 - ] Comment quote №32193
 28.06.2010
XHH: Session has arrived
How I understand you!
HH: You don’t understand.
WOW: I understand very well.
You don’t even have a session.
It was yesterday)

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №32192
 28.06.2010
She: aaaa... blin... here Medvedev under the scooter mounted.
See also: link
She is: Link (li) The link is an outdated British and American unit of distance measurement, equal to 20,1168 centimeters. What are you about at all?
This is fucking, a reference. Or is the exile the place where intellectuals were sent before the revolution?

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №32191
 28.06.2010
The more favorite the leader, the stronger the guard!

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №32190
 28.06.2010
We have such an office – Rosinkas. Incasters, the most famous part of them. In the city, these guys work – just a look. The suspicion itself, the caution itself. Coming to the facility exactly as scheduled, the machine is placed so that all dangerous directions are closed by the edges of the armor. They never relax. The hand is always on the weapon.
The eye is ornamental, insightful. Superman and only. Apart from jokes. Just a prof. But also on the old lady there is... wow, about the movement and the talk.

We stopped smoking on the side. Someone wanted to go to the toilet (and the toilet in the forest - it is everywhere), someone - just sit on the windmill with a cigarette. The place, unlike the swamped, grown urticaria sides, stretching many kilometers, is just great - small pine trees, moss, soft grass. Once upon a time, according to the tracks, the motorists stopped.
And here, in this most beautiful place, I stumbled upon a grey sack.

Step to side. When did you see the bag? I saw it and I knew it immediately. A very modest bag, fitted with a metal lock, nothing special. Smooth as such. Probably not empty... But there was no desire to check. If you open or scatter the bag with a knife, the pyrotechnic works inside, and all the money, and at the same time the opening, is poured with unwashable paint. This is a trap for fools. Painted money won’t take you anywhere to know. In short, the finding is interesting, but useless.

But I did not refuse to take her with me. The hell knows why. After a few miles, we were rewarded. A gray UAZ-conal-buchanka, a typical armor with the emblem of ROSINKAS, slipped along the edge, even through the blue-colored armor glass was visible, as people sitting inside looked into the bushes and grass. I even felt the weight of a beast sitting on their necks called the Big Dog. Losing a bag of money.

Effective is when you do something thoughtfully and prepared. We did it effectively without preparation, with an explosion. The door of our
“Nissan” opens to the left (right-handed minibus), it opened, right in front of a dull nose armor-UAZ dropped into the dust of a bag of money... No scene.
Rick of the motorcycle taking away from the bus... I hope these rabbits believed in God!

And as the bag got on the side – that’s all. Cash collectors handle money simply and carelessly, spinning their bags just on the floor of their armor. From my experience, I had to work as an insider. Here they brought the revenue from some distant village, and stopped smoking and writing on the road. He took the bag and fell unnoticed.
Grey-green, in green grass... But, honestly, I would like to be in the place of the same guy, to find out what it is: first, it is brave to fucking a whole bag of money, and then, already accustomed to the thought of the coming, get it back. This is the adrenaline, poor man.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №32189
 28.06.2010
In the morning, at the foot of the mountain, three attentive climbers found one careless.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №32188
 28.06.2010
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Hello to Spam!
I am a girl
Hello, girl of spam.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №32187
 28.06.2010
XX: Well, the song is such an Armenian, famous. 6.20 by
See also: Aha The Jewish. by 7.40
XX: What did I say?? to

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №32186
 28.06.2010
Talk to my sister:
Are you not sleeping again? Have you eaten anything? Yes to? Your favorite is water and air.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №32185
 28.06.2010
[23:42:28] <Lawliet> Are there F1 fans?
[23:42:35] <reset> fans of help?

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №32184
 28.06.2010
devilman (23:11:22 24/11/2009)
I like to go completely into the game.
ByTheMoon (23:11:31 24/11/2009)
For you, the game is more important than the girl's love and her well-being.
devilman (23:11:49 24/11/2009)
Nothing more important than kiss.
devilman (23:12:16 24/11/2009)
I looked through every 10 bodies on the phone.
devilman (23:12:31 24/11/2009)
Have you written me anything...

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №32183
 28.06.2010
(Discussions after the match Germany - England)

The Queen is sorry... My grandmother was upset, probably...
YYY: Probably now the antiquity grooms
zzz: And Merkel is calling her on the phone))

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №32182
 28.06.2010
ALC: Have you confessed to your love? with a sober head)
Ice: No, hinted... showed it... edges... edges... but in the forehead never
ALC: And not drunk?
This is foolish, a thousand times.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №32181
 28.06.2010
From the reply of mayl.ru:
If I finish school with a gold medal, will I be able to be glamorous, or should I pretend stupid?

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №32180
 28.06.2010
C Habbra

The Apples, calm down! I’m specifically criticizing the design of the icons, and about the tachskin it’s just an assumption because EVO didn’t use it.
YYY: Who are you in life?
XXX: I have a neutral position. I partly use Microsoft products, partly Adobe, partly Google, from Apple personally found nothing useful for myself.
YYY is a prostitute!

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №32179
 28.06.2010
xxx: Listen, I heard here, on win 7 you can put some software, so that it works faster and does not glitch.
and Linux.

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