XXX is great! :D
I don’t understand why you haven’t fucked her yet!
YYY: She is my sister.
xxx you are! :D

DEN_K (23:36) : I can't translate the layout into English
AXL (23:37) : and let us translate it
DEN_K (23:37) : I can't even enter the password anywhere
DEN_K (23:39) : what to do that lech?
AXL (23:39) : well you can take off the pants and run with the drum
AXL (23:39) : but it probably won't help
AXL (23:40) : restart
DEN_K (23:40) : Fuck...
DEN_K (23:40) : this is not even my notebook :)
AXL (23:41) : the car does not fuck the brain
AXL (23:42) : here are the alphabets
qwertyuiop[]asdfghjkl'zxcvbnm,./ QWERTYUIOP{}ASDFGHJKL:"ZXCVBNM<>?

The Tectonic was invented by a man who walked through the forest, fighting off mosquitoes.

All the states will go to war on Ghana. Ghana defeated them in football
YYY: First they will find oil there
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xxx: When I was studying, I had two winds on the compass, one for Pascal, one for all.
YYY: When I was studying, I didn’t even have Windows on the compass.

by ASK

I will wash the dishes.
Which one is on your table?
M: Yes
Did your mother force you?
M: No, I cannot see the monitor from the couch.

Lightning: my husband was knocked again - sold the usual dumb scissors as "children's atroumatic"

xxx: near her house saw a company of teenagers - stood with flags, with posters "we - for pure Russian language", and each mouth was covered with paper with the inscription "say no matu". Good guys, I think
xxx: In a couple of hours I meet two of this company, tired, tortured, barely weaving... And from one whose mouth is still covered with paper, I hear: “How did I get rid of it?”

Angel_perfect: I missed the clubs ^_^ and the kids don't let =/ they'll grow up, ask for a disco, revenge >:

xxxxxxxxxxx:
I always wondered if the turtles were fucking April?
WOW :
You were a fucking child!
and ZZZ:
Yes, it was interesting to me too.)
xxxxxxxxxxx:
I knew, I knew, it was interesting for everyone!

my neighbor in the country is engaged in the installation of the entrance doors, he has old iron doors - just the sea, he took and clogged - a fence built from them.
Happiness has his favorite activity - to watch the guests try to get to him first, and then go out :-)))

xxx: tonight I am not at home))), that in the sms drop) so that it doesn't hit))
yyy: I bought bread... eaten on the spot... back home ashamed... overnight at the seller...

XXX: One thought came to my mind.
YYY: C begins...

Stanislav: Call a girlfriend
I have a lot of male friends :)

Raman (01:54:09 27/06/2010)
I don’t like butterflies, I’m afraid of them.)

Raman (01:54:36 27/06/2010)
They are terrible.

Raman (01:55:13 27/06/2010)
Take off your wings and it’s a monster.

I decided to go to the tour with a friend, to prepare for the beach season.
Day 1: We are bags.
2 how it hurts.
The third hurt less, did more than two days taken together.
The 4th awakened interest in sports.
Fifth, it feels like you have huge hands.
6th - You feel like you can web@t anyone.
Doctors said they would be removed from resuscitation in a week.

You don’t seem to smoke...
I only smoke when I’m standing at the stop.
The Post?
WOW: Just at the stop usually as soon as you smoke, your bus comes in immediately.
WOW: It’s actually very comfortable.

I sit at home, I work in the offices, not to be distracted, parents in the country, phone calls, dialogue with my mother
Q: Can you tell me how to get home?
I: Surprisingly in the car
M: We have been calling the door for 5 minutes, no one opens it.

Hello to you :)
YYY: Hello
YYY: What is sad?
XXX: Missed the button, this is sad

Emperor (00:39:42 27/06/2010)
I even imagined a bear after a hard day sitting at home in an alcoholic cottage, cowardly for a compot, drinking tea and squeezing in stones.

Doc (00:40:15 27/06/2010)
Gary, how did you take me?

Doc (00:40:28 27/06/2010)
Fuck your Maybach, come on the watch, let us get up with my victory!

Emperor (00:40:54 27/06/2010)
And screaming to his wife - look, here Obama wrote me kg / am! Here is Peder!

Doc (00:41:27 27/06/2010)
And on the wall the coat of the Ku Klux Klan paints him...