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[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №20468
 17.09.2009
FFF: What are you talking about, woman?
FFF: men do not get fat
FFF: They are becoming more impressive

[ + 87 - ] Comment quote №20467
 17.09.2009
I do body reflex at home - simple exercises combined with proper breathing (it may be correct, but too loud and frightening). The husband for a while listened to the suspicious sounds from the neighboring room and said, "You are there, the wool has drowned?No, not a fucking shit, right?

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №20466
 17.09.2009
I live in Belarus. What in the news: "The new spelling rules will come into force from September. Now the words “God, Lord and President” are written in large letters.

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №20465
 17.09.2009
He: What are you doing?
She: snack, sandwiches made, with peanuts pasta ^_^
He said: It is fun. I bought half a kilo of peanut. Drink beer for two hours. The truth after two days jerked "Arachis pasta".
She: Fu... Casel...

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №20464
 17.09.2009
XXX is fucking! My wife regularly makes me go, everyone is happy. I want to try the anal as well. Restrict yourself, your little ones!

YYY: You have two gross mistakes in the sentence. Zhenya comes from the big letter, it is first, second "my".

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №20463
 17.09.2009
xxx to give
xxx to give
xxx to give
xxx to give
yyy: Dash is written without a soft sign, I am not a verb

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №20462
 17.09.2009
Sidney went to a massager. I lie on the table. The massage. With a hole in the face. I can’t wait... suddenly it’s pink! I jump up. In the hole below looks a cat - type - "Well, put out more that, I liked it!"

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №20461
 17.09.2009

From the comments in JJ:

- Одноклассники.ru has always been terrible and unshakable
Not so terrible.
Terrible and terrible. The people there are terrible. For a week, I made my birthday every day and I congratulated myself every day. A friend congratulated me for four days in a row, and then asked why it was so often my birthday.

[ + 84 - ] Comment quote №20460
 17.09.2009
XXX: In the summer
So the father gave his brother the task: to dig a pit for a sartre!! to
I go out to smoke and watch the next picture.
The Devil Driver - Digging up the corpses and this imbitil still sings
xxxh: and here comes out grandmother (in the past the translator knows the languages of 5 English naturally too) well I think everything is enough for grandmother.
HH: It wasn’t there! She narrated her brother, listening to the text, and issued: "It's not the grandson of the lover's grandfather from here, the grandfather has already digged and buried behind the forest, you're trying in vain!"
I almost didn’t smoke a cigarette.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №20459
 17.09.2009
Natasha
She can’t get through your anti-spam, tap it yourself
ENIAC
Did she give up so stupidly?

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №20458
 17.09.2009
I was in Volgograd. Announcement in the cinema literally: residents of the old part of the city with a 20% discount on movies "Blessed bastards","13 district"

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №20457
 17.09.2009
For you, boomer is a BMW.
You should never chew gum from the blue head!

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №20456
 17.09.2009
Husband with wife
I am expecting wild, unconstrained, passionate and tough sex today.
Q: Am I invited?
I don’t know...I’ll think.

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №20455
 17.09.2009
Looking for work at home
A large-child mother, 27 years old, without bad habits looking for work at home (in maternity leave) has an explosive certificate. Writing in the face.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №20454
 17.09.2009
I was seriously wondering what name to give my son. The first thing that came to mind was Luke. And all his life to get his phrase "Luke, I am your father!"

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №20453
 17.09.2009
If in the winter you absolutely accidentally stepped eggs to the exhaust pipe, then remember - this is not a coincidence!

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №20452
 17.09.2009
<Ostash> Wrote a long program converting information from the old format to the new, started - everything worked in less than a second. The boss will be dissatisfied. I wrote a log sequentially outlining the processed data and the random delay time. Now - solid and long, there is something to show the boss!

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №20451
 17.09.2009
She: You know, cats are like their owners... By the way, how does my cat live with you?
He: Well, yesterday he snorted me in the shoes, hanged on the curtains and wounded the garden, broke my favorite bowl and now he seems to be trying to fuck my note....And now you write to me that cats are like their hats, so after all this I look at your cat and think:"Maybe we should postpone our engagement?"

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №20450
 17.09.2009
I drink tea with Napoleons.
You have a great mania :)

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №20449
 17.09.2009
Answer to:

I have two calls:
1st Where can I get a titanium leaf?
2nd Where to adjust it in the home?
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1st They usually grow on titanium trees.
2nd I’d make it a hat so that the FBI, CIA, and MI6 couldn’t read my mind.

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