FFF: What are you talking about, woman?
FFF: men do not get fat
FFF: They are becoming more impressive
I do body reflex at home - simple exercises combined with proper breathing (it may be correct, but too loud and frightening). The husband for a while listened to the suspicious sounds from the neighboring room and said, "You are there, the wool has drowned?No, not a fucking shit, right?
I live in Belarus. What in the news: "The new spelling rules will come into force from September. Now the words “God, Lord and President” are written in large letters.
He: What are you doing?
She: snack, sandwiches made, with peanuts pasta ^_^
He said: It is fun. I bought half a kilo of peanut. Drink beer for two hours. The truth after two days jerked "Arachis pasta".
She: Fu... Casel...
XXX is fucking! My wife regularly makes me go, everyone is happy. I want to try the anal as well. Restrict yourself, your little ones!
YYY: You have two gross mistakes in the sentence. Zhenya comes from the big letter, it is first, second "my".
xxx to give
xxx to give
xxx to give
xxx to give
yyy: Dash is written without a soft sign, I am not a verb
Sidney went to a massager. I lie on the table. The massage. With a hole in the face. I can’t wait... suddenly it’s pink! I jump up. In the hole below looks a cat - type - "Well, put out more that, I liked it!"
From the comments in JJ:
- Одноклассники.ru has always been terrible and unshakable
Not so terrible.
Terrible and terrible. The people there are terrible. For a week, I made my birthday every day and I congratulated myself every day. A friend congratulated me for four days in a row, and then asked why it was so often my birthday.
XXX: In the summer
So the father gave his brother the task: to dig a pit for a sartre!! to
I go out to smoke and watch the next picture.
The Devil Driver - Digging up the corpses and this imbitil still sings
xxxh: and here comes out grandmother (in the past the translator knows the languages of 5 English naturally too) well I think everything is enough for grandmother.
HH: It wasn’t there! She narrated her brother, listening to the text, and issued: "It's not the grandson of the lover's grandfather from here, the grandfather has already digged and buried behind the forest, you're trying in vain!"
I almost didn’t smoke a cigarette.
Natasha
She can’t get through your anti-spam, tap it yourself
ENIAC
Did she give up so stupidly?
I was in Volgograd. Announcement in the cinema literally: residents of the old part of the city with a 20% discount on movies "Blessed bastards","13 district"
For you, boomer is a BMW.
You should never chew gum from the blue head!
Husband with wife
I am expecting wild, unconstrained, passionate and tough sex today.
Q: Am I invited?
I don’t know...I’ll think.
Looking for work at home
A large-child mother, 27 years old, without bad habits looking for work at home (in maternity leave) has an explosive certificate. Writing in the face.
I was seriously wondering what name to give my son. The first thing that came to mind was Luke. And all his life to get his phrase "Luke, I am your father!"
If in the winter you absolutely accidentally stepped eggs to the exhaust pipe, then remember - this is not a coincidence!
<Ostash> Wrote a long program converting information from the old format to the new, started - everything worked in less than a second. The boss will be dissatisfied. I wrote a log sequentially outlining the processed data and the random delay time. Now - solid and long, there is something to show the boss!
She: You know, cats are like their owners... By the way, how does my cat live with you?
He: Well, yesterday he snorted me in the shoes, hanged on the curtains and wounded the garden, broke my favorite bowl and now he seems to be trying to fuck my note....And now you write to me that cats are like their hats, so after all this I look at your cat and think:"Maybe we should postpone our engagement?"
I drink tea with Napoleons.
You have a great mania :)
Answer to:
I have two calls:
1st Where can I get a titanium leaf?
2nd Where to adjust it in the home?
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1st They usually grow on titanium trees.
2nd I’d make it a hat so that the FBI, CIA, and MI6 couldn’t read my mind.