Upyachka: Sometimes I want to crush Medvedev on the cheek. Such a shit. Like a child straight. : 3

I’m called Sunshine, that’s so cute.
I was called by Andrew...
WOW: It was so stressful...

What is the name of the website with the humor from the internet?

<Cobaffko> and you who of the Disney Princesses do you like?
<Pyramid> ginseng
<Cobaff> this is a man 0_x
<Pyramid> what you are all prejudiced

Netmocka – Fuck... I understand. In striptease bars under the tables, the nephiga is not chewing.

Being single is cool, fucking!
I admire again and again!
You can cut your hair in the bathroom.
No one will say a word!
You can throw cigarettes in a cup of tea.
Listen to "The Bottle"
Do not leave the ambulance.
Put it in a bottle!
You can squeeze the seeds directly on the floor.
Throw the dishes there.
I eat unpleasantly.
Let the clothes go!! to
You can become a flora lover.
Drawing in Potatoes
And how it will grow, watch.
This process is very fun!
A pair of socks for two weeks.
Shorts for 4 days.
No one dares to ask you.
The unpleasant smell of X!
Did the cats dare to swallow the pot?
Eat the cats!
Nothing to eat, nothing to fuck.
Let them know, the strawberries!
Don't be ashamed to watch porn
Turn off the sound on "House-2"
Before the morning under the wheels in the club sweat
Go home in the woods!
Easy to call Grandma.
I scared her wildly.
Demidrol in her beer syringe pumping
to be taken into slavery.

I am afraid to run out on the street at -20. And suddenly a couple will go out of their ass and all will see...

The world industry has only 4 years left to learn how to build flying cars or I will doubt the realism of the movie Back to the Future 2.

I am a smart, educated, beautiful girl. I use ArchLinux, I don't wear my brain, I cook deliciously, my head doesn't hurt, I consider sex the best remedy for all problems. and ;))
The reason is that I am a programmer ;)

XXX is Give!Where are you going? ;)
YYY: In the Army

Stay Alive: Buy me a horse!! to
The Big Horse: Alive?
DAVIDOFF: The light, what a horse))))this is a moment
Stay Alive: First of all, you can plush.
Stay Alive: I'll sleep with her
Big HorseTM: Light, I’m the horse, in this case
THE BIG HORGYTM: and places plushed

from ZH:

I recognize myself by looking at my sea pigs. They will clean your cage, they will fill you with a deodorant, filler, straw, seed, feed, vegetables, they will pour water, they will hang salt, they will put on toys, they will wash the cloth, they will invite everything, they will beat you, they will shake you up... They will let you there, fool, and you immediately start to wear on the cage with tragic cries:

Oh God, where is this shit?! to

Obama has a new economic adviser, Jim Sparling.

at work :
I probably have a pinterest.
Can I give you an apple?:D
What is...?

nanos: a new voice search engine Google will tell you"Japanese restaurants on arbat" and he will answer "konskama sranama garbaty"

1: now on the box of candy instead of the "delicate almond cream" I read the delicate almond penis :(
2 I understood. I go.

I go home late from the store and here the haishniki hinder me... tired... I want to go home...

Where are you going?
I-Home... Uncle I’m sober, with docks it’s okay... let me check for the flawlessness...
Why is he sober?? to
I’m with your tariffs expensive to drink.
I’m not very happy with my...=)))

Who do you love more, me or money?
She: Go to work!

Thinking is dangerous.
The vendor in a five-piece asked if I needed a package, I replied yes and immediately thought about something (I don't remember what), and when she asked big or small I replied "18 centimeters".

And why does the arrow start to flash and disappear on the pages of the BOR?